amusing country & western song titles

Subject: RE: amusing country & western song titles
From: Tony Burns
Date: 30 Jun 99 - 01:44 PM

For another list click here. There are some duplicates from the list that started this thread and a bunch of others.

Subject: RE: amusing country & western song titles
From:
Date: 30 Jun 99 - 12:24 PM

"From the Gutter to You Ain't Up"

How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?

Drop Kick me Jesus through the Goal posts of Life

Subject: RE: amusing country & western song titles
From: Neil Lowe
Date: 30 Jun 99 - 10:52 AM

....such a good title it deserved to be posted twice, evidently (sorry).....

Regards, Neil <===== with twitchy index finger.

Subject: RE: amusing country & western song titles
From: Neil Lowe
Date: 30 Jun 99 - 10:50 AM

On divorce: "She Got The Gold Mine, I Got The Shaft."

Subject: RE: amusing country & western song titles
From: Neil Lowe
Date: 30 Jun 99 - 10:50 AM

On divorce: "She Got The Gold Mine, I Got The Shaft."

Subject: RE: amusing country & western song titles
From: reggie miles
Date: 29 Jun 99 - 04:48 PM

How about,
The Tears Of Hers Eyes Washed Out The Bridge Of Her Nose
I Knew You Really Missed Me Honey When The Ash Tray Flew Past My Head

Subject: RE: amusing country & western song titles
From: Les B
Date: 29 Jun 99 - 02:56 PM

And for the C & W gourmet -- "My olive oil's virgin, but my honey ain't"

Subject: RE: amusing country & western song titles
From: Wotcha
Date: 29 Jun 99 - 11:53 AM

Try anything by Junior Brown:

She's Venom wearing Denim ...

cheers, Brian

Subject: RE: amusing country & western song titles
From: bseed(charleskratz)
Date: 29 Jun 99 - 03:10 AM

The Best and Worst Country-Western Song Titles:

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1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns Into Bed
2. Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
6. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
7. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2
8. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
9. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
10. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
11. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
12. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
13. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 16. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back [in My Bed] While I Cry Over You
17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now 19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
21. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
22. Please Bypass this Heart
23. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
24. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
25. I Would Have Written You a Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

FYM, if you put angle brackets<> around br after the first line < br > (but without the spaces), copy it, paste it at the end of each line, you can get this kind of thing to print out right. doublepaste the "br" html described above for paragraphs or verse breaks, or between title and text, etc. Some people type the < br> after each line, but the copy and paste saves a lot of time.

--seed

Subject: amusing country & western song titles
From: Rita64
Date: 28 Jun 99 - 10:02 PM

A friend emailed this amusing trifle and who better to share it with than "y'all". Enjoy.

Fondly, FYM

The Best and Worst Country-Western Song Titles: ====================================================
1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
2. Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
6. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
7. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2
8. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
9. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
10. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
11. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
12. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
13. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
16. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You
17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life,Then Number Two On You
18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
21. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
22. Please Bypass this Heart
23. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
24. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
25. I Would Have Written You a Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!