Joke song titles

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 06:39 PM

Tears in My Ears is a complete song. Not a wonderful one, perhaps...but 3 whole verses.

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: GUEST,Greycap
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 06:15 PM

'I got tears in my ears, from lying on my back, and crying in my pillow over you'

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 05:27 PM

She asked for innuendo so I gave her one!

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: Tangledwood
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 05:05 PM

Click on the cartoon picture here Never the Twain to get a complete song allegedly created entirely from song titles.

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: BobKnight
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 02:11 PM

"Get Out Of The Cornfield Mary - You're Going Against The Grain."

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: BobKnight
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 02:10 PM

"It Was Hard When I kissed Her Goodbye."
"Stranger In The Shower."
"I couldn't Leave Her Behind Alone."

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: Midchuck
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 10:46 AM

"The Camera Song" (from Spider Robinson):

"Lens get together 'bout half past eight, I'll ring your Bell and Howell..."

P.

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: GUEST,boxbox
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 09:53 AM

I kissed her on the red, red lips and left her behind for you.

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: GUEST,boxbox
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 09:51 AM

You can kiss a nun once; you can kiss a nun twice; but don't get into the habit!

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: Bill D
Date: 24 Feb 09 - 05:25 PM

"Don't Yell Thru the Screen Door, Mother; You'll Strain Your Voice"

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: bald headed step child
Date: 24 Feb 09 - 09:48 AM

Where's the Dress? by Moe and Joe

For those who haven't heard it, a very funny song questioning how Boy George got so rich.

BHSC

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: quokka
Date: 24 Feb 09 - 09:13 AM

I'm so disappointed, Mike of Norhtumbria(sic??) Thought you were being all cool and existential with the orange and the thinking...never mind!

Cheers

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: G-Force
Date: 24 Feb 09 - 09:06 AM

I'll never get over you (so get up and make the coffee).

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 24 Feb 09 - 09:01 AM

' Take Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Goodbye.'

Dave H

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: bankley
Date: 24 Feb 09 - 08:55 AM

"Old Cowgirls never die, they just turn into saddle tramps"

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: nickp
Date: 24 Feb 09 - 05:10 AM

"Don't go down the fish quay Mummy, Daddy's coming home with the crabs"

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: GUEST,Mikeof Norhtumbria
Date: 24 Feb 09 - 05:08 AM

OOps! that was meant to be

"If I offered to peel you an orange, would you think I was taking the pith?"

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Feb 09 - 05:06 AM

If I offered to peel you an orange,would you think

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 24 Feb 09 - 04:36 AM

"Don't go down the mine, Daddy, there's plenty of slack in your pants."

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: GUEST,Allen in Oz
Date: 24 Feb 09 - 03:06 AM

" Shoot Lower men...they're riding Shetlands"

AD 1943

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: Bugsy
Date: 24 Feb 09 - 03:01 AM

They can put me in jail for loving you but they can't stop my face breaking out."

"Let me call you hinges for you're something to adore (a door)"

"How can I say 'I love you' when you're sitting on my face"

"If I had to do it all again, I'd do it all over you"



(I'll close the door quietly on my way out)


Bugsy

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: GUEST,Bob L
Date: 24 Feb 09 - 02:59 AM

Don't sit on the gas stove Mother, you're too old to ride the range

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 10:32 PM

"Don't Roll the Stranger's Dice, Mother--They're Loaded, and So Are You"
from Fred Allen Show ca 1943

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 09:45 PM

Make A Run For The Roundhouse Nellie, They'll Never Corner You There.

Subject: RE: Joke song titles
From: RangerSteve
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 09:13 PM

I Didn't Like Her Apartment, So I Knocked Her Flat.
(Courtesy of Homer and Jethro)

Subject: Joke song titles
From: GUEST,Stuart Reed
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 09:12 PM

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I think there's a whole string of imaginary music hall type song titles but I can only remember one: "Get Out The Meatballs Mother, We're Coming To A Fork In The Road".

Does anyone know any others suitable for mixed age audiences? (This obviously rules out all those along the lines of, She Was Only The Fishmonger's Daughter... etc.)

Thanks in advance for any help in filling out corny between-songs patter.