Lyrics Subtract: Chevrolet

Subject: Lyrics Subtract: Chevrolet
From: GUEST,Gerry
Date: 03 Mar 09 - 05:25 PM

I'll buy you Chevrolet, I'll buy you Chevrolet.
I'll throw in Ford and Chrysler, too,
If you'll do something for me, anytime,
If you'll do something for me.

I don't want no Chevrolet, I don't want no Chevrolet.
They all goin' belly up,
And you can't do nothin' for me, anytime,
You can't do nothing for me.

I'll buy you Fannie Mae, I'll buy you Fannie Mae.
Fannie Mae and Feddie Mac,
If you'll do something for me, anytime,
If you'll do something for me.

I don't want your Fannie Mae, don't want your Fannie Mae.
I don't want your toxic debt,
And you can't do nothin' for me, anytime,
You can't do nothing for me.

I'll buy you AIG, gonna buy you AIG.
Merrill Lynch and Goldman Sachs,
If you'll do something for me, anytime,
If you'll do something for me.

I don't want your AIG, don't want your AIG.
ING, HSBC,
They can't do nothin' for me, anytime,
Can't do nothing for me.

I'll buy you Bold-Faced Lies, Outright Bold-Faced Lies.
That's The Ticket On The Wilderness Road
If you'll just do something for me, anytime,
Just do something for me.

I'll accept your Bold-Faced Lies, your Outright Bold-Faced Lies.
The older you get, the better you was,
And you can do something for me, anytime,
You can do something for me.

[All verses subject to change without warning. Last two verses in particular may be unintelligible to some audiences, so feel free to modify whilst keeping the spirit. Gerry]