Lyr Req: wife and tractor required

Subject: Lyr Req: wife and tractor required
From: Fidjit
Date: 04 Apr 09 - 11:38 AM

Saw a video clip about an ad in the newspaper, of a farmer looking for Wife, who also had a tractor.


Last verse was

I'm getting on a bit
so speed is a factor
Please send a photo
Of the tractor

Any chance one of you knows this one.

be obliged.

Chas

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: wife and tractor required
From: EBarnacle
Date: 04 Apr 09 - 12:16 PM

This is one of many variants, including "Send picture of truck, boat, etc.' It's still amusing.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: wife and tractor required
From: open mike
Date: 04 Apr 09 - 02:49 PM

probably not this one...
http://us.dada.net/audio/11065455/Martin-and-Jennie-The-tractor-song/

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: wife and tractor required
From: Fidjit
Date: 05 Apr 09 - 06:10 AM

Sorry open mike your link didn't work.

Chas

Well I'm looking for the words of this song.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: wife and tractor required
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 05 Apr 09 - 06:49 AM

Not the one - but similar subject - I have enjoyed these.

Combine Harvester by the Wurzels

I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night I threw me pitch fork at your dog to keep quiet I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43 I'll Stick by you and I'll give you all that you need We'll have twins and triplets I'm a man built for speed And you know I'll love you darling so give me your hand You're a fine lookin woman and I can't wait to get me hands on your land The twisted, humorous novel, A Short History of the Tractor in the Ukrane. Sincerely, Gargoyle

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: wife and tractor required
From: Fidjit
Date: 06 Apr 09 - 08:32 AM

No that's not the one

Chas

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: wife and tractor required
From: Fidjit
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 12:14 PM

Well I thought someone out there would have the words to this

Chas

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: wife and tractor required
From: GUEST,Mr Red
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 01:04 PM

know the one you mean. Don't know the words

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: wife and tractor required
From: Fidjit
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 02:21 PM

Yeah. That helped.

Chas

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: wife and tractor required
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 08:40 AM

Fidjit: Where did you see the video clip?

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: wife and tractor required
From: Fidjit
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 12:14 PM

I think it was on Youtube.

Have tried there, but just get lots of Tractors!

Chas