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Lyr Add: Life of a Parts Man (Leo Chouinard)
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Life of A Parts Man - Leo Chouinard From: EBarnacle Date: 15 Jun 09 - 12:08 PM Gee, when I was sales manager/being service manager/being parts manager for a SAAB and Citroen dealership, I only had to know where to find the part numbers and prices for two books, which parts were generic, and so on for a couple of thousand parts. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Life of A Parts Man - Leo Chouinard From: Bernard Date: 14 Jun 09 - 01:39 PM 'Can I buy a new dip stick, please?' 'Why's that, madam?' 'This one doesn't reach the oil!' On a more serious note, a mechanic friend of mine tells of a police squad car calling in because they thought they had a flat battery... they were quite right - it had literally melted! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Life of A Parts Man - Leo Chouinard From: Leadfingers Date: 14 Jun 09 - 11:51 AM "I want to book my boss's Mercedes in for a service" "What Model madam?" "Its Blue!" ACTUAL conversation at a Mercedes Dealership ! SEVERAL times ! |
Subject: Lyr Add: LIFE OF A PARTS MAN (Leo Chouinard) From: oldhippie Date: 14 Jun 09 - 09:31 AM Anyone know the tune for this? Or, of any recordings? LIFE OF A PARTS MAN Leo Chouinard I work behind the counter In an automotive store Sometimes I'm called a genius Sometimes I'm called much more I claim I'm no mechanic But when the job goes sick The mechanic comes and asks me What makes the damned thing tick I'm supposed to know the numbers Of bolts and nuts and gears For every car that was ever made For more than forty years I'm an engineer and machinist And what not, Oh, my Lord I'm supposed to be an Edison Combined with Henry Ford But life would be a pleasure And I'd grin from ear to ear If the customer would tell me The model, make, and year. |
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