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BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009

VirginiaTam 09 Jul 10 - 04:24 PM
Lox 20 Nov 09 - 02:36 PM
GUEST,Mr Red 20 Nov 09 - 08:50 AM
Tug the Cox 20 Nov 09 - 08:24 AM
mandotim 20 Nov 09 - 06:36 AM
David C. Carter 20 Nov 09 - 06:08 AM
David C. Carter 20 Nov 09 - 06:02 AM
Mingulay 19 Nov 09 - 07:06 PM
Bryn Pugh 19 Nov 09 - 10:54 AM
Roger the Skiffler 19 Nov 09 - 06:33 AM
GUEST,Mr Red 18 Nov 09 - 09:37 AM
Lox 17 Nov 09 - 05:54 PM
mandotim 17 Nov 09 - 04:34 PM
VirginiaTam 17 Nov 09 - 04:33 PM
VirginiaTam 17 Nov 09 - 04:17 PM
Lox 10 Sep 09 - 05:26 PM
SPB-Cooperator 10 Sep 09 - 02:01 PM
ced2 10 Sep 09 - 11:19 AM
Mr Red 10 Sep 09 - 06:06 AM
SPB-Cooperator 10 Sep 09 - 03:08 AM
Lox 09 Sep 09 - 06:31 PM
SPB-Cooperator 09 Sep 09 - 12:23 PM
mandotim 09 Sep 09 - 03:24 AM
Lox 08 Sep 09 - 09:35 AM
GUEST,Mr Red 08 Sep 09 - 06:59 AM
SPB-Cooperator 07 Sep 09 - 07:11 PM
Lox 07 Sep 09 - 04:49 PM
TheSilentOne 07 Sep 09 - 04:26 PM
TheSilentOne 07 Sep 09 - 04:10 PM
VirginiaTam 07 Sep 09 - 02:22 PM
ced2 07 Sep 09 - 07:04 AM
SPB-Cooperator 06 Sep 09 - 05:45 PM
VirginiaTam 06 Sep 09 - 05:18 PM
GUEST,GHOST OF HUMPH 06 Sep 09 - 01:49 PM
TRUBRIT 11 Aug 09 - 10:35 PM
Wyrd Sister 10 Aug 09 - 11:48 AM
The Barden of England 10 Aug 09 - 10:46 AM
GUEST,Mr Red 10 Aug 09 - 08:22 AM
Paul Burke 09 Aug 09 - 04:57 PM
GUEST,GHOST OF HUMPH 09 Aug 09 - 04:14 PM
Tug the Cox 28 Jun 09 - 08:27 AM
Paul Burke 26 Jun 09 - 03:38 PM
Les from Hull 26 Jun 09 - 01:11 PM
Stu 26 Jun 09 - 11:12 AM
Will Fly 26 Jun 09 - 11:07 AM
Tug the Cox 26 Jun 09 - 10:56 AM
Tug the Cox 26 Jun 09 - 10:54 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 04:24 PM

must play West Hampstead to Stanmore before the Jubilee line closure tomorrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Lox
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 02:36 PM

Indeed Mr Red,

Especially in Alpine public toilets ...

... swiss cottage ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: GUEST,Mr Red
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 08:50 AM

Don't look at the mantlepiece whilst you are stoking the fire.

Burnt Oak


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 08:24 AM

Is this Cockfosters?
I'll find out madam.....Foster....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: mandotim
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 06:36 AM

Arsenal eh? That demands use of the little-known Hooligan reverse, ignoring the Maida Vale dimensional shift....Tottenham Court Road!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: David C. Carter
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 06:08 AM

That should have been: Mind your backs!Arsenal!

I'll get me coat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: David C. Carter
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 06:02 AM

Mind the doors! Arsenal!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Mingulay
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 07:06 PM

Using the Uxbridge Ploy of course means getting from Ickenham to Twickenham without changing at Wembley Park or loitering at Acton. Competitors are disqualified if found to be humming Baker Street.

Mind the gap!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 10:54 AM

Ahem.

Arnos Grove.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 06:33 AM

Are you going to Clapham?











only if they're very good!

(boom kerching)

RtS
(don't clap too loud, it's a very old building)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: GUEST,Mr Red
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 09:37 AM

Decent - (v. USA origin unknown) Broke


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Lox
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 05:54 PM

Diminnuendo - As above ... but where the sun don't shine ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: mandotim
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 04:34 PM

Innuendo - Italian suppository
Tim


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 04:33 PM

err.... castrato


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 04:17 PM

As I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue season is upon us again, I offer this Uxbridge English definition

Nobless O'Blige - famous Irish castrati


(thanks TSO)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Lox
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 05:26 PM

A married couple were having difficulties with their relationship so they went to see a marriage guidance counsellor.


"we never talk" sobbed the wife ...


... the counsellor said "hang on, I know exactly what to do". then he ran out of the room.

When he returned he was carrying a double bass, upon which he proceeded to play a solo ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 02:01 PM

Lead Guitar - heavy metal instrument.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: ced2
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 11:19 AM

A major:- one rank above A captain,
A flat minor:- the result of a pit accident when the piano fell down the shaft.
A flat major:- ditto but involving the stairwell at Sandhurst.
B bl--dy flat:- the most commonly sung key in the universe
F-off sharp:- the perfect key for an unwanted interloper.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Mr Red
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 06:06 AM

Cajun - prison music.
Banjo - not in here you don't.
Bluegrass - Picasso can't paint like Bill Monroe.
Gregorian - a game of chants.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 03:08 AM

diminuendo - not a very clever remark


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Lox
Date: 09 Sep 09 - 06:31 PM

serialism - an irrational hatred of corn flakes

tintinambulation - hospitalization of a young french reporter

chords of resonance - vibrating trousers

transposition - staring into space

chord extensions - flares

diminished chords - shrunk in the wash

Ionian - Ian is my slave

Dorian - Ian close the door

sharp eleven - a good football team

slur - how fast snails in Hull move


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 09 Sep 09 - 12:23 PM

Key Signature - needed to borrow the office keys.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: mandotim
Date: 09 Sep 09 - 03:24 AM

Bar line = service is really slow in the pub
Vauxhall...hmmmm
How about the Franklin detour, which would take us to Borough?
Tim


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Lox
Date: 08 Sep 09 - 09:35 AM

Brieve - to take a bref ...

You'll never get away with vauxhall without a getaway driver ...

... perhaps a Seychellois tour-guide ... with a full licence of course ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: GUEST,Mr Red
Date: 08 Sep 09 - 06:59 AM

Embankment?

That would leave you with Vauxhall.......


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 07:11 PM

Tutti - A chorus of tin whistles


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Lox
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 04:49 PM

I have just been looking over that game of Mornington crescent and was shocked to note that even though it was made clear early on that stephen fry was "chairing", there was no "cross" refernce made to this when sugarfoot trumped with such bombast.

Therefore I must post.houmous.ly (as I have just had a greek salad) issue a Chairing Cross block!

Which I'm afraid leaves us high and dry on the embankment.

tsk ...

all that work for nothing!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: TheSilentOne
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 04:26 PM

Or even crotchet with a "t" !


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: TheSilentOne
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 04:10 PM

Indie: all in the same key

Crochet: one quarter irritable


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 02:22 PM

Ragtime = monthly feminine condition

Allegro = a line or queue of lower limbs

Pizzicato = takeaway food for felines

Homophony = pretending to be a man

Madrigal = King George (mad regal)

Pentatonic = five gins no water

Prelude = just before you are flashed

Staccato = to stack cats


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: ced2
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 07:04 AM

Minim.. A diminutive male musician


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Subject: RE: BS: Uxbridge Dictionary of Music
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 05:45 PM

Semi Quaver = Half eaten noisy snack


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 05:18 PM

Symphony = fake 3D computer game

Rap music = to dress a song in pretty paper and ribbon


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Subject: RE: BS: Uxbridge Dictionary of Music
From: GUEST,GHOST OF HUMPH
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 01:49 PM

The teams will now play a round of Uxbridge Dictionary of Music.

As new forms of music arise, it brings with it new terms and new definitions. Take the word 'folk'. This word alone has two entire volumes defining what 'folk' is. The teams will, in turn inform us of other new words that have recently entered the music vancular, and their meanings....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: TRUBRIT
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 10:35 PM

So much enjoyed reading this -- congrats to the glorious winner.....!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Wyrd Sister
Date: 10 Aug 09 - 11:48 AM

...Mr & Mrs Ingtoncreddent and their catarrhal daughter Maud...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: The Barden of England
Date: 10 Aug 09 - 10:46 AM

Bath - bah! Far too posh for me so it just has to be Whitechapel - so there


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: GUEST,Mr Red
Date: 10 Aug 09 - 08:22 AM

Les from Hull
Banjo Patterson eh? How do you waltz to the toon of Waltzing Matlida? As a mere drummer even I know it isn't a waltz - well not the toon known to the Rochester Recruiting Seageant.

So - are we trying to reach Royal Crescent? I will start from (Gordon) Bennet Street


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Paul Burke
Date: 09 Aug 09 - 04:57 PM

The remains of Roman Bath were, of course, the setting of the Anglo-Saxon poem lamenting the broken down ruins. On my right....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: GUEST,GHOST OF HUMPH
Date: 09 Aug 09 - 04:14 PM

Welcome to the August mudcat edition of Sorry I Havn't A Clue, the antidote to panel games.

This months edition hails from Bath in Somerset, notable for the collaboration between Hammond and Gardiner who helped preserve folk heritage though contact with source singers who preserved part of our culture which we enjoy today. Let's introduce the panel......


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 28 Jun 09 - 08:27 AM

Just flown in from America Mr and Mrs HillbilliesbyFlattnScruggs and their daughter Beverley.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Paul Burke
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 03:38 PM

Be upstanding ladies and gentlemen for Mr. and Mrs Yachoon-Datfeckin-Thynge and their son Will.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Les from Hull
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 01:11 PM

And all the way from Australia Mr and Mrs Patterson and their son Banjo. The next dance will be a waltz.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Stu
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 11:12 AM

Mr and Mrs TwangyPlinkyPlonkyWangyThing and their son . . . Neil.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Will Fly
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 11:07 AM

Mr. and Mrs. Ling and their son Fray.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 10:56 AM

Mr and Mrs Bennetnotabloodybanjo and their son.......


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 10:54 AM

Mr and Mrs Pick, and their son wezmefooking.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Stu
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 05:10 AM

Mr and Mrs Intrusive and their son Loudon . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: Will Fly
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 04:43 AM

Mr. and Mrs. Ring and their son Tone...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mornington Crescent June 2009
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 03:40 AM

Mr & Mrs Lynn-Banjoes, and their daughter, Jewel Lynn-Banjoes


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