Worst/Best pickup lines ever II

Subject: Worst/Best pickup lines ever II
From: Peter T.
Date: 14 Jul 99 - 09:43 AM

Since I sort of inadvertantly started the other thread, and WyoWoman ( KC that was) suggested shifting tone a bit -- her suggestions are as good as commands hereabouts -- and besides the other thread was getting too long..... (hmm: thinks to self -- first step to success, perhaps cut down on length of pickup lines!)
yours, Peter T.

Subject: RE: Worst/Best pickup lines ever II
From: WyoWoman
Date: 14 Jul 99 - 10:09 AM

Ok, well, in that vein:

I had a friend who went to Ireland just after ending a really unhappy five-year relationship. She was a lovely lady, with flowing red hair all down her back and skin the color of milk. (I always wished *I* could look like that -- very dramatic). So she goes to Dublin on her first day and is walking down the street, schlepping her bags and looking for her B&B and this adorable Irish Spring-looking lad all decked out in corduroy and tweeds (of course) sees her walking down the street, stops right in front of her, dropped to one knee, swept off his cap and said, "Lady, I would die for you."

It certainly worked out well for him.

Subject: RE: Worst/Best pickup lines ever II
From: Bert
Date: 14 Jul 99 - 10:19 AM

.....with flowing red hair all down her back - none on her head - just down her back:-)

Subject: RE: Worst/Best pickup lines ever II
From: Fadac
Date: 14 Jul 99 - 12:24 PM

Bert, that is the Red Irish. Bald as a light bulb, but very hairy backs. Sometimes they comb it forward, so it looks like hair on the head, but it is really back hair.

Now the women...Well, That is a differant story.,.

Fadac

Subject: RE: Worst/Best pickup lines ever II
From: susan
Date: 16 Jul 99 - 04:19 PM

Over 65's singles club. Do I come here often