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Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?

Mr Happy 20 Sep 09 - 11:37 AM
Mr Happy 20 Sep 09 - 11:38 AM
Leadfingers 20 Sep 09 - 01:00 PM
Soldier boy 20 Sep 09 - 05:52 PM
John J 20 Sep 09 - 06:12 PM
Banjiman 21 Sep 09 - 07:58 AM
GUEST,Malkin/Dalesmen 21 Sep 09 - 08:09 AM
Mr Happy 21 Sep 09 - 09:37 AM
GUEST,ploppo 21 Sep 09 - 09:58 AM
Soldier boy 21 Sep 09 - 07:38 PM
Banjiman 22 Sep 09 - 05:17 AM
John J 22 Sep 09 - 05:40 AM
Mr Happy 22 Sep 09 - 06:00 AM
John J 22 Sep 09 - 08:04 AM
Soldier boy 22 Sep 09 - 12:35 PM
HipflaskAndy 23 Sep 09 - 04:53 AM
GUEST,BBP 23 Sep 09 - 11:37 AM
dozy rozy 23 Sep 09 - 01:12 PM
Soldier boy 23 Sep 09 - 05:13 PM
dozy rozy 24 Sep 09 - 12:33 PM
GUEST,dozy rozy 24 Sep 09 - 02:15 PM
Soldier boy 24 Sep 09 - 08:44 PM
Mr Happy 25 Sep 09 - 05:59 AM
GUEST,wanderer 25 Sep 09 - 09:19 AM
GUEST,dozy rozy 25 Sep 09 - 09:54 AM
GUEST,wanderer 25 Sep 09 - 10:10 AM
stallion 25 Sep 09 - 01:52 PM
GUEST,dozy rozy 25 Sep 09 - 02:21 PM
Soldier boy 25 Sep 09 - 08:40 PM
Mr Happy 27 Sep 09 - 06:37 AM
John J 27 Sep 09 - 07:06 AM
Mr Happy 27 Sep 09 - 09:01 AM
Tyke 27 Sep 09 - 09:15 AM
John J 27 Sep 09 - 09:25 AM
stallion 27 Sep 09 - 12:13 PM
Soldier boy 28 Sep 09 - 08:59 PM
GUEST,john &pauline franks from worcester 30 Sep 09 - 05:07 AM
Mr Happy 30 Sep 09 - 07:29 AM
GUEST,Becki 30 Sep 09 - 11:14 AM
Tyke 30 Sep 09 - 12:18 PM
migginz 01 Oct 09 - 07:28 AM
Mr Happy 01 Oct 09 - 07:53 AM
Mr Happy 01 Oct 09 - 09:49 AM
Soldier boy 02 Oct 09 - 05:28 PM
John J 02 Oct 09 - 05:55 PM
Tyke 02 Oct 09 - 06:16 PM
John J 02 Oct 09 - 06:23 PM
Soldier boy 04 Oct 09 - 02:23 PM
Banjiman 05 Oct 09 - 04:49 AM
GUEST,DMcF sans cookie! 05 Oct 09 - 10:56 AM
alex s 05 Oct 09 - 11:41 AM
GUEST,guest dicky boy 05 Oct 09 - 02:17 PM
Mr Happy 06 Oct 09 - 10:17 AM
GUEST 11 Oct 09 - 04:50 AM
Paul Reade 18 Oct 09 - 07:50 PM
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Subject: Ingleton FF 2000, Who's going?
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 11:37 AM

Meself & the Gloom Band'll be off there again soon, anyone else?

http://www.ingletonfolk.co.uk/


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 11:38 AM

Argghh!

A typo in t'title - can an elf change date to 2009 please?


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2000, Who's going?
From: Leadfingers
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 01:00 PM

I WAS wondering about Time Trave; Hap !!!


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2000, Who's going?
From: Soldier boy
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 05:52 PM

I'd love to travel back 9 years. count me in.


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2000, Who's going?
From: John J
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 06:12 PM

Just mentioned this to Mrs J - awaiting her response.

John


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2000, Who's going?
From: Banjiman
Date: 21 Sep 09 - 07:58 AM

We (Blind Summat!)are playing at The Falls Cafe on Sunday afternoon. Outside if nice, inside if not!

Won't get there until Sunday this year unfortunately as some of the band have a gig on Saturday night elsewhere (One Stone at Swaledale (Richmond) Folk Club).

Be good to catch up with some of you. Soldier Boy, why not pop down and say hello seeing as we missed you at Cropton (which didn't happen).

Cheers

Paul


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2000, Who's going?
From: GUEST,Malkin/Dalesmen
Date: 21 Sep 09 - 08:09 AM

Malkin (ex-Dalesmen) will be at the Station, Ribblehead on Sunday evening. Last but hopefully not least...............


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Sep 09 - 09:37 AM

Elves,

Thanks for 'Back to Future' date change!!


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: GUEST,ploppo
Date: 21 Sep 09 - 09:58 AM

Frank Malkin has a GREAT voice


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Soldier boy
Date: 21 Sep 09 - 07:38 PM

Thanks Paul. Do you (or anybody else) know if you can still put up a tent in the field below The Old Hill Inn or is it just camping at the Docklands camp site near Ingleton.


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Banjiman
Date: 22 Sep 09 - 05:17 AM

Soldier Boy,

I don't know about the camping arrangements but I've PM'd you an email address for someone who will.

Cheers

Paul


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: John J
Date: 22 Sep 09 - 05:40 AM

It looks like we'll be there.

JJ


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Sep 09 - 06:00 AM

JJ,

Brill!


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: John J
Date: 22 Sep 09 - 08:04 AM

Yes, the Mrs J has agreed that it looks to be a good do....especially when she spotted Keith Donnelly was going to be in attendance!

I'll start cleaning the caravan (again).

JJ


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Soldier boy
Date: 22 Sep 09 - 12:35 PM

Thanks for the PM Paul. That info is much appreciated.


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: HipflaskAndy
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 04:53 AM

The Duncan McFarlane Band (acoustic and electric)
will play the whole Sat eve in the ex-Servicemen's Club
- 8pm, free admission!!!
Usually do almost four hours there!
There'll be an 'acoustic' support set before
turning up the intensity! ;0)


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: GUEST,BBP
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 11:37 AM

Thanks for reminding me what I'll be missing HA!.

Damnation!


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: dozy rozy
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 01:12 PM

Are you going to ingleton, soldier boy?I hope so.


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Soldier boy
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 05:13 PM

Not sure if I can get a pass yet dozy rozy but I wouldn't mind going to this. Where would you camp over the weekend? Please PM me or text me to let me know.
I'd like to give Muppett some support in the Comic Song Competition at The Old Hill Inn on Sunday afternoon if I get chance to go.
Muppett is really looking forward to it because he couldn't make it last year.


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: dozy rozy
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 12:33 PM

And don't forget to be at Muppets wedding.We are having a lottery to see whos the lucky one.Dont worry if you need to buy a new suit, or frock, knowing muppet , you'll get plenty of wear out of it!


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: GUEST,dozy rozy
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 02:15 PM

P.S. I notice that Tykes News has the wrong dates for Ingleton.Hope no-one turns up a week late.


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Soldier boy
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 08:44 PM

Bloody hell - has George Clarke got it wrong again!!


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 05:59 AM

Not George, its A.N. Other: http://www.jimlawton.info/filofolk/


from http://www.tykesnews.org.uk/


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: GUEST,wanderer
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 09:19 AM

Wot's this about Muppett, thought he got married at Whitby? or did it not happen. Is he at the silly song contest this year, it wasn't the same last year without him.


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: GUEST,dozy rozy
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 09:54 AM

Muppet has started a new tradition.He will, henceforth, get married at every festival he attends, so no-one is left out.Victims, sorry, potential wives, have no fear. He promptly shirks his responsiblities, disregards a sacred oath, and buggers off into the pale blue yonder.Untill next time!


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: GUEST,wanderer
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 10:10 AM

So did he get married then at Whitby


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: stallion
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 01:52 PM

2BS&S & Diad might just drop in to the singing session on the way home from cumbria on saturday


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: GUEST,dozy rozy
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 02:21 PM

yes , Muppet got handfasted on the beach, and it was great fun.I have no further knowlege of the subject other than he is now available to do it all again.Cut the crap, I say, and just buy a cake and have a party.


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Soldier boy
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 08:40 PM

Can you imagine anyone marrying Muppett and tying him down to domestic bliss and restricted social circulation? No, of course not!
It's a great shame, but it didn't work out.

Muppett had a short dabble as a pagan husband at Whitby but has now thrown off the shackles and is a free man once more. Thank god for that I say. He is a wonderful free spirit who will be difficult to tie down and that's the reason why we love him to bits. I hope he does find the right woman one day but she might be as rare as rocking horse droppings!

Anyway, he will star again at the comic song contest at The Old Hill Inn, up the hill from Ingleton, on Sunday 4th October (about 1.00pm I believe) so make sure you are there and give this folk hero your full support.


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 06:37 AM

I'd hazard a guess Muppett's little time for husbandry, he's well enough occupied grandfathering!


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: John J
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 07:06 AM

We're looking to arrive at the Docklands campsite around lunchtime / early afternoon on Friday.

JJ


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 09:01 AM

We've a caravan booked on Holme Head.

Should be there around 6ish Friday


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Tyke
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 09:15 AM

Well I just been looking at the Comic Song Competition and seeing that it sponsored by Masons Dog Oil it reminded me of a comic song that I once heard about "Dog Fat".
Is there any chance I might hear another rendering of this song if I go along to listen to the Comic Song Competition.

Or can anyone slip me the words via a PM?


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: John J
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 09:25 AM

Will do Tyke.

JJ


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: stallion
Date: 27 Sep 09 - 12:13 PM

bummer, Ron has to be back in York early saturday and he is the driver so we are stuffed! can't make it.


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Soldier boy
Date: 28 Sep 09 - 08:59 PM

For the comic song competition surely someone can come up with a new humerous take-up built around the fact that the competition is sponsored by 'Masons Dog Oil'. Come on people - there has got to be plenty of inspiration there to get your juices flowing! Go for it!


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: GUEST,john &pauline franks from worcester
Date: 30 Sep 09 - 05:07 AM

hope to see you all in wheatsheaf on friday night


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Mr Happy
Date: 30 Sep 09 - 07:29 AM

john &pauline,

Be great see y'all again!

I've feeling we may be coerced into going ceilidh Friday, but will do best to wriggle out for Wheatsheaf instead!


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: GUEST,Becki
Date: 30 Sep 09 - 11:14 AM

FYI Muppetts "free spirit" was never quashed by the commitment, instead of presuming what happened maybe you would like to ask, but then again it is no ones business other than our own.
Thanks, I could not be made to feel more uncomfortable going to events that I and my son thoroughly enjoy.


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Tyke
Date: 30 Sep 09 - 12:18 PM

I think that some Mudcatters should be apologising and asking the Mudcat's Joe offer to remove the offending comments. All they have done is to demonstrate that you no little of Muppets or Becky's feelings. I do not know Becky but I do know Muppet and that he set himself very high standards when it comes to relationships.

Chin up Becky I think you will find that you have a lot of proper friends on the Mudcat the majority do think of others and not just themselves.
George Clarke


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: migginz
Date: 01 Oct 09 - 07:28 AM

I'm looking forward to dropping into the comic song comp on Sunday and then staying for a bit of a sing afterwards

And I'll be looking for some feedback on the camp site so we can make a proper weekend of it next year

Kathy (& Ian)


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Mr Happy
Date: 01 Oct 09 - 07:53 AM

Latest News!!

Another [honorary] member of the big band, Mr Happy & the Misericords, will be joining us for the weakend: terrier!


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Mr Happy
Date: 01 Oct 09 - 09:49 AM

...............& only another 24 hours before we set off - Yippeeeeeeee!!


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Soldier boy
Date: 02 Oct 09 - 05:28 PM

refresh


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: John J
Date: 02 Oct 09 - 05:55 PM

Regret we're not going to make it, Mrs J has gone down with lurgy.

Ho hum.

JJ


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Tyke
Date: 02 Oct 09 - 06:16 PM

You will have to give her a rub down with Dog Fat JJ


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: John J
Date: 02 Oct 09 - 06:23 PM

LOL!!

JJ


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Soldier boy
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 02:23 PM

Had a brilliant time in The Wheatsheaf last night with Muppett, Hartlepool Harry,Derrick, Julie and Terence, Bill and Tracey, 2/3rds of The Free Sandwiches (Keith and Jonathan)... and loads more of my folkie friends.
Thanks folks - you're a wonderful bunch and extended 'family'.

P.S Anyone know who won the comic song contest today (sunday)?

Chris


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Banjiman
Date: 05 Oct 09 - 04:49 AM

We (Blind Summat!) had a great time playing outside The Falls Cafe yesterday. Good weather (well apart form a few light showers......), good music from the other acts and excellent crowd.

It is a lovely spot to play music.

Paul


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: GUEST,DMcF sans cookie!
Date: 05 Oct 09 - 10:56 AM

Hats off to those that jam-packed the Ex-Servicmen's Club
for our acoustic, then electric, sets!

Three (plus) hours of riotous drinking, singing dancing and frivolity! - and that was just you lot!

Well done to you all!! - you made it great!!!

Cheers - Duncan (on behalf of the McF band crew)


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: alex s
Date: 05 Oct 09 - 11:41 AM

Thanks to all of you who came to the Malkin gig at the Railway, Ribblehead and in particular to our virtuoso friends from the afternoon Wheatsheaf session, plus the great Americans who sang along with gusto!


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: GUEST,guest dicky boy
Date: 05 Oct 09 - 02:17 PM

what a great weekend ; manythanks to the organisers good fun and music saturdaynight down at the exservicemans . also lucky enough to see the church fitters play at the Green Dragon Hardraw on the way home just to cap things of.


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Oct 09 - 10:17 AM

Me & the gang spent whole time in the Wheatsheaf!

Great pub, can offer facilities for up to 4 seshes simultaneously without too much cross interference.

Enjoyed playing tunes & singing with friends old & new.

Great muso sesh Sunday afternoon, shame we had to leave so early.

Ne'er mind, hopefully next time stay over 'til Monday again!


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Oct 09 - 04:50 AM

I thoroughly enjoyed all the comic songs but, although I could have told you the titles or themes of the winning songs, I'm afraid the names of the singers escaped me. Luckily the website has been updated with photos and competition winners names

But sadly no reference to the excellent response to your Song Challenge Chris!!! You should have been there. There is now a Masons Dog Oil Song. I'll let you guess who wrote it. I'm sure it will get sung again next year

Kathy


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: Paul Reade
Date: 18 Oct 09 - 07:50 PM

Re: Tyke's question about Dog Fat. The song was written by Jack Lee from Rochdale who ran a number of clubs there, and is still running one - see http://www.folkimages.com/hobo/menu.html

Dog Fat                                by Jack Lee (originally – see below)

1 One day a knock came on the door and when I answered it
An old man he were standing there, he were having a coughing fit
I asked him what's he selling and he quickly doffed his hat
He coughed and sneezed and cleared his throat and then he said "Dog fat".

Chorus:

Come and get your dog fat, dog fat oh he cried
That's the only ointment that can penetrate your hide
Rub it smartly on your chest or rub it on your back
If you've got a pain you'll ne'er complain if you rub it with dog fat.
Dum a diddley di do, dum a diddley day.

2 Dog fat is fair for falling hair, it cures the griping pain
If you use it neat it's good for your feet, makes cripples walk again
It'll surely take spots off your face and burst boils on your back
It'll cure with ease rheumatic knees, oh rub 'em with dog fat.

3 My dad has always wanted curly hair on his bald head
But medical science can't do a thing, that's what the doctor said
But yesterday he rubbed a lump of dog fat in the strands
When he got up this morning he'd got hair all over his hands.

4 There used to be a girl who thought her figure was not complete
Oh yes, she had a pretty face, and her legs were rather neat
But her chest was flat, so she used dog fat as bust developing cream
When she woke up another little bust had grown in between.

5 Constipation were troubling Ada Plum, it drove her in a tiz
She'd heave and strain and squeeze her head, but still she couldn't biz
Then she took a dog fat suppository and quickly lost her frown
She had to get off toilet twice to stamp the bugger down.

6 Well it's good for your lungs and it's champion for your heart
And it cleans out your stomach, every last little part
And if you want a contraceptive girls, dog fat's the thing for you
Just stick a lump between your knees, it sticks like bloody glue.

Dog Fat - The Guilty Men

Verses 1,2, chorus        Jack Lee

Verses 3,4                Slightly adapted by Paul Reade (couldn't remember Jack's original verses which are):-

3 My dad has always wanted curly hair on his bald head
But medical science can't do a thing, that's what the doctor said
But yesterday he rubbed a lump of dog fat in the roots
When he got up this morning he'd got hair down to his boots.

4 There used to be a girl who thought her figure was not complete
Oh yes, she had a pretty face, and her legs were rather neat
But her bust was small, and though she tried all the ointments from the quack
Now her bust is forty-four, with rubbing 'em with dog fat.

Verses 5,6                Tony Downes (sings in Hanky Park http://www.hankypark.co.uk/
).


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Subject: RE: Ingleton FF 2009, Who's going?
From: GUEST,galloway folk
Date: 04 Dec 09 - 12:29 PM

further derivatives of the Dog Fat Song verses as sung by Galloway Folk

I believe Mr Jack Lee might vary his renditions as he performed the song. Most of the verses below 9slightly adapted)were based on a cassette tape I managed to get my hands on some years ago.

This version is now linked from the masons dog oil website


This couple they had tried for kids for years and years and years
She fed him well on marrowbone, on oysters and pig`s ears
Then she mde a dog fat poultice and he wore it night and day
Now he`s raised a football team but he plays both home and away.

6 Well it's good for your lungs and it's good for your heart
It makes some fellas burp and it makes some women .....hiccup
And if you want a contraceptive girls, dog fat's the thing for you
Just stick a lump between your knees, it sticks like bloody glue.


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