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If I Were a Rich Man...

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Jack Blandiver 05 Oct 09 - 09:40 AM
Mr Happy 05 Oct 09 - 09:48 AM
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Subject: If I Were a Rich Man...
From: Jack Blandiver
Date: 05 Oct 09 - 09:40 AM

I received today an email with a promise of riches; however the richness was in the language.

Good day to you. We have been waiting for you to contact us for your
Confirmable Package that is registered with us for shipping of your
Package to your residential location. This is to inform you that we are in possession of your Parcel (which includes a certified cheque worth £250,000.00 [Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand Pounds Starlings] and other vital documents) that would facilitate the clearance of the cheque in your country, which is to be couriered to you.

Pure poetry! Hitherto all such spam would be deleted forthwith, God knows why this one caught my eye but from henceforth I will regard them as source of folkloric treasures such as the above.

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Subject: RE: If I Were a Rich Man...
From: Mr Happy
Date: 05 Oct 09 - 09:48 AM

HHHHHmmmmmmmmnnnnn, could cue an updated version of 'Sing a song of sixpence' ??

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