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Lyr Req: I Can't Find My Camouflage Net (L Barker)

Mrs.Duck 06 Oct 09 - 03:41 PM
Reinhard 06 Oct 09 - 03:52 PM
Herga Kitty 06 Oct 09 - 06:16 PM
Dead Horse 06 Oct 09 - 06:43 PM
Les from Hull 07 Oct 09 - 06:36 PM
Mrs.Duck 08 Oct 09 - 01:46 PM
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Subject: Lyr Req: I can't find my camouflage net.
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 06 Oct 09 - 03:41 PM

We have a book with this in but guess what..............I can't find it. I want to use it at school so if someone could give me the woods I would be very grateful.
Thanks


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Subject: Lyr Add: I CAN'T FIND MY CAMOUFLAGE NET (L Barker)
From: Reinhard
Date: 06 Oct 09 - 03:52 PM

I found this via Google but haven't checked it for accuracy:

I CAN'T FIND MY CAMOUFLAGE NET - Les Barker

I don't know where I've put it,
I've looked, but I've not found it yet.
It's somewhere in the garden,
I can't find my camouflage net.

It's a sort of greeny colour;
Very much like the lawn;
It's somewhere in the garden
But I don't know where it's gorn.

You can buy 'em in packs of a dozen;
It's not long since I had a set;
You just put 'em down and they vanish;
I can't find my camouflage net.

I ordered 'em last year from Wakefields';
I had to go back and remind 'em.
They said they hadn't forgotten;
They said they just couldn't find 'em.

It's a good job you don't have to feed 'em;
I suppose they'd make a good pet;
Except they don't come when you call 'em;
I can't find my camouflage net.

I draped one over my Transit;
That's when the problems began;
I'd go back to the shop for another;
I would but I can't find the van.

It's only a bloody tarpaulin,
But I can't find the little green get;
I wish they'd make 'em bright orange;
I can't find my camouflage net.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I can't find my camouflage net.
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 06 Oct 09 - 06:16 PM

IIRC Les wrote a Harry Potter cloak of invisibility one too

Kitty


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I can't find my camouflage net.
From: Dead Horse
Date: 06 Oct 09 - 06:43 PM

I couldnt find the book either, it must be under the net!
But its on Guide Cats CD which gives last verse :-

It's only a bloody tarpaulin,
But I havent found it yet;
I wish they'd make 'em bright orange;
I can't find my camouflage net.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I can't find my camouflage net.
From: Les from Hull
Date: 07 Oct 09 - 06:36 PM

Les Barker does the version Reinhard gave at his gigs. Mrs Duck might prefer the other version for school.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I can't find my camouflage net.
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 08 Oct 09 - 01:46 PM

I think my previous post thanking Reinhard must have ducked under the net! Thanks for all the help.


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