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Kevin Young reaches an all time Low

Tyke 18 Oct 09 - 07:36 PM
Peace 18 Oct 09 - 07:53 PM
Seamus Kennedy 18 Oct 09 - 11:57 PM
Tim Leaning 19 Oct 09 - 12:25 AM
GUEST,kevin young 19 Oct 09 - 12:55 PM
mally 19 Oct 09 - 01:21 PM
GUEST,Roger Knowles 19 Oct 09 - 01:28 PM
mally 19 Oct 09 - 01:39 PM
Grampus 19 Oct 09 - 01:56 PM
John MacKenzie 19 Oct 09 - 02:20 PM
Seamus Kennedy 19 Oct 09 - 05:07 PM
Tyke 19 Oct 09 - 05:27 PM
Tyke 19 Oct 09 - 05:29 PM
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Peace 19 Oct 09 - 05:41 PM
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Subject: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Tyke
Date: 18 Oct 09 - 07:36 PM

Sorry Kevin! You know that we are all upset and distressed to hear that you have had such a nasty accident at work.

For those who don't know, Kevin was working out near Harrogate when the accident occurred. Kevin had to be transported to Hospital in Harrogate by the Air ambulance. He has had two operations on his shoulder which they have had to rebuild as it was so badly damaged. The good news is that he is now home and his wife Andrea has told me that she has had him sitting up in bed having a little bit of Chicken Soup.

Kevin who has his own interior design business also produces and presents a Folk Programme for Sea Side FM in Whitherensea on a Tuesday Evening. Kevin is even better known for raising thousands of pounds over the years for charity. If you have never heard his band Colleens Fancy you can get a free taster on the Colleens Fancy
web site

Kevin is a new Mudcat Member and his handle (No I not taking the Mickey about the pot on his Arm.) Is also Colleen's Fancy,the name of Kevin's Irish Band. Friends and Family have gathered round to help out while Kevin gets back on feet and NO Colleens Fancy Gigs have been cancelled. I have no doubt that Kevin will be back behind the mike with his Sick Note and extra props as soon as possible.

So I call on all Mudcatters to send one of our newest members all our best wishes for a speedy recovery.

PS. No Ladder Jokes Please


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Peace
Date: 18 Oct 09 - 07:53 PM

Best wishes to you, Kevin.























"Send someone over quickly!" the old gal screamed into the phone. "Two naked men are climbing towards my bedroom window!"

"This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to transfer you to the Police Department."

"No, it's YOU I want!" she yelled. "They need a longer ladder!"


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 18 Oct 09 - 11:57 PM

Get well soon, Kevin.

Peace - that was a near one!
That was so close to being a ladder joke which Tyke didn't want...

Kevin - got any GOOD ladder jokes?


Seamus


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Tim Leaning
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 12:25 AM

Speedy recovery mate...


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: GUEST,kevin young
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 12:55 PM

Seamus. As you can imagine I have a book full of them, the only problem is Andreya has put it up on the top shelf out of my reach.Kevin


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: mally
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 01:21 PM

sorry to hear you won't be playing the boran for a while Kevin
Get well soon kid


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: GUEST,Roger Knowles
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 01:28 PM

Kevin,
Get well soon!!
Roger


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: mally
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 01:39 PM

Sorry Kevin I ment the BODHRAN
Neva cud spel !!!!


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Grampus
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 01:56 PM

Sorry to hear about this, Kevin.

Hope you make a speedy recovery.

All the best mate

G.


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 02:20 PM

Ladder To Success
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman.

"Make love to me or climb the ladder to success," she said.

No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the eye.

"Make love to me or climb the ladder to success," she said.

"Well," thought the man, "might as well carry on."

On the next cloud was an even more attractive lady who, this time, was quite attractive.

"Make love to me now or climb the ladder to success," she uttered.

As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself that this was getting better the further he went. On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot.

"Fuck me here and now or climb the ladder to success," she flirted.

Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again.

When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit hair showing, flies buzzing around his head.

"Who are you?" the man asked.

"Hello" said the ugly fat man, "I'm Cess!"


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 05:07 PM

Hey Kevin - good one.
Please sign up and join Mudcat, and I'll send you a PM.

Seamus


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Tyke
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 05:27 PM

Kevin has joined the Mudcat his Handle as I have said is Colleen's Fancy. I tryed to log him on with his cookie on Saturday but as we now know the Mudcat was down for 80hrs. I don't know if Kevin has worked out how to log on. However I do know that people who have had a General Anasthetic can suffer from short term memory loss. Kenvin has had two operations on his shoulder so thats a General Anasthetic X 2. When you read this Kevin go to the top of the page and Click Quick Links then Log on then your Mudcat Name Collen's Fancy that will take you to a new page where you put in your Password. You will need to do that every time you go on a different PC or when you clear out your History and Tempory Files and Cookies.


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Tyke
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 05:29 PM

Or you could just give him a Rung Seamus.


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Tyke
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 05:32 PM

Sorry I meant Ring honest! :-)


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Peace
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 05:41 PM

So let me get this right: Seamus is going to give Kevin a ring? Let me be the first to offer my congratulations to the happy couple and may you have a wonderful life together.


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Peace
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 05:47 PM

This little lad went dashing into the house and said, 'Mum, I've knocked the ladder down outside.'

His mother said, 'Well, don't bother me, go and tell your dad.'

The lad said, 'He already knows – he's hanging off the roof.'


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Peace
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 06:09 PM

Amongst the good wishes and fartin' around, ladders can be very dangerous. I am glad the accident did not have more serious consequences.


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Peace
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 06:18 PM

We try to catch people on the first bounce.

Oops!

But not always.


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 06:27 PM

Who dropped the forking bomb?


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Tyke
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 08:04 PM

Kevin and John and myself are doing a gig on Friday at The Ship in Swinefleet near Goole. So keep these coming in so I can read them out like Jasper Carrot used to do with the letters to the Insurance Companies about car accidents.

It's a nice little village pub so everyone welcome. The theme for Friday night gig is the Armed Forces. However in Kevin's case it's the one Armed Forces.


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Peace
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 08:54 PM

I hope it's a great success for the three of you.


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Peace
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 09:21 PM

Something there is about a bodhrán that prompts an irresistable urge to humor. All musicians tell jokes about each other, but bodhrán jokes are different:


When someone tells a guitarist joke, people laugh.
When someone tells a bodhránist joke, people nod in solemn agreement.


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 09:24 PM

I'm not giving Kevin a ring. We haven't even been formally introduced - hell, he hasn't even wined me and dined me yet!

So Murphy and O'Brien were arguing as usual on the construction site.

Murphy says "I'll bet you a pint of Guinness I can carry you up to the top of a fifty-foot ladder in me hod."

"A pint? Right, you're on," says O' Brien.

So O'Brien climbs into the hod, and Murphy starts up the ladder.

Slowly, painstakingly, step by step he makes his way up towards the top.

About three feet from the top Murphy's foot slips and he loses his balance. The hod tips over and O'Brien almost falls out, but he hangs on by his fingertips until Murphy regains his balance and finally makes it all the way.

"I won. You owe me a pint." says Murphy.

"Fair enough," says O'Brien, "but you really got me hopes up when your foot slipped!"

Seamus


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Peace
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 09:25 PM

OH. Sorry for the misunderstanding, Seamus.


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Peace
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 09:33 PM

The pic here is a no-no.

It's for Kevin when he heals.

I must admit that I admire him despite never having met him. He's been identified as a bodhrán player and not publicly denied it. THAT takes guts.


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: mally
Date: 20 Oct 09 - 02:19 PM

Kevin plays a mean Bodhran Peace
Can!t wait to see him play one handed though !!!!!


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 20 Oct 09 - 05:54 PM

Peace, as a firefighter/rescue guy, you should look into using a big bodhrán to hold for people to jump into off burning buildings...
just a thought...

Seamus


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Peace
Date: 20 Oct 09 - 09:06 PM

Jaysus, Seamus, then we'd have to catch them over twenty times!


Mally, I hear you. Just make sure he sees that post, OK?


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 21 Oct 09 - 02:45 AM

Peace, think of the rhythm!
Kevin, jump in any time you feel like it.

We can't keep this thing going without some contribution from you.

Seamus


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Peace
Date: 21 Oct 09 - 06:49 PM

Ho big is Kevin? I don't see how he can hold this thing let alone play it.


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Tyke
Date: 23 Oct 09 - 10:26 PM

Kevin Drums again! what a suprizing come back so soon after his misfortune. Yes Kevin was back behind the mike at the Ship Inn in Swinefleet on Friday Night. The whole pub was decked out in was time memorabelia to raise money for Help for Heros. The Buffet was of War Time Fare wher you could sample the delights of Jellide Ells, Tripe, Chitlins, Corn Beef, Potted Beef, Pork Dripping and Carrotts on a stick. What a great effort was made by all to make the Night a Huge Suckses. Looking every bit the Part of a evacuee was Mine Hosts youngest daughter Georgina. A very special Guest Bill Sables also arived to lend his support to the evening. I myself was able to sitback and take things easy leaving John and kevin to do the work. They had a whole evening of War time Songs all rehersed and up to speed to delight the regulars at the Ship Inn. Tonight the 24th it's
The Fountain Hotel. 290 Huddersfield Road. Liversedge. W.Yorks.


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: kendall
Date: 24 Oct 09 - 05:39 AM

Welcome aboard, Kevin; don't pay any attention to the lunatic fringe here.


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: mally
Date: 24 Oct 09 - 03:32 PM

Nice to hear you're well again Kevin   

Hope to see you in Hull sometime

       MALLY


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: fat B****rd
Date: 24 Oct 09 - 03:35 PM

Belated best wishes from Charlie in Scotland


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Subject: RE: Kevin Young reaches an all time Low
From: Art Thieme
Date: 24 Oct 09 - 05:00 PM

FORGET THE LADDER.

Just stick with the former.

And be better -- sooner than ladder.

Art Thieme in Illinois


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