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BS: Museum of Unnatural History

Slag 06 Nov 09 - 07:32 PM
pdq 06 Nov 09 - 07:37 PM
Amos 06 Nov 09 - 07:45 PM
bobad 06 Nov 09 - 07:47 PM
catspaw49 06 Nov 09 - 08:00 PM
Slag 06 Nov 09 - 08:02 PM
Rapparee 06 Nov 09 - 08:34 PM
Amos 06 Nov 09 - 08:37 PM
Rapparee 06 Nov 09 - 08:39 PM
Charley Noble 06 Nov 09 - 08:40 PM
SharonA 06 Nov 09 - 09:38 PM
Greg F. 06 Nov 09 - 10:11 PM
CarolC 06 Nov 09 - 11:46 PM
GUEST,Gort 07 Nov 09 - 12:37 AM
DMcG 07 Nov 09 - 02:43 AM
Dave Hanson 07 Nov 09 - 04:31 AM
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Dave the Gnome 07 Nov 09 - 07:54 AM
Charley Noble 07 Nov 09 - 08:54 AM
Chanteyranger 07 Nov 09 - 10:04 AM
Dead Horse 07 Nov 09 - 10:22 AM
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Subject: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: Slag
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 07:32 PM

You see them in most major cities around the world: Museums of Natural History. All sorts of interesting stuff. Big bucks. foundations. Tax shelters. Learning.

I've decided to start a Museum of Unnatural History. I have a space for it but that's not the problem. What to put in it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: pdq
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 07:37 PM

An autographed picture of Rin Tin Tin?


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: Amos
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 07:45 PM

Samples of things like rubber penises, plastic Halloween eyeballs, garden gnomes and lawn flamingoes--the history of man insisting on making things made to look like other things. Electric lights shaped like a taxi-dancer's leg, that sort of thing. Rubber dog turds, plastic fried eggs.

Then in another section, artifacts from all the completely arbitrary and artificial belief systems from Krishna to Father Patrick in the boy's room.

You've got half the Smithsonian filled right there. A wing dedicated to bizare cross-breeding or genetic experiments like Dolly the sheep.

Maybe a room dedicated to Barnum;s side-show exhibits, genuine or artificial.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: bobad
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 07:47 PM

Merkins.


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 08:00 PM

Well, you could start with yourself............

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: Slag
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 08:02 PM

That IS where I started, but I didn't qualify.


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 08:34 PM

How can we, as 'natural' beings, decide what is 'unnatural'?

I'd leave the rooms to fill themselves.


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: Amos
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 08:37 PM

Du bist ein Sophiste, meine Bukenmeister!


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 08:39 PM

Ja, ich bein. Et je suis tres, tres intelligent, tambien.


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: Charley Noble
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 08:40 PM

Marmite

Barbi

Michael Jackson

Dick Cheney

Is this a progression or regression?

Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: SharonA
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 09:38 PM

Here I thought you were talking about the infamous Creation Museum in Kentucky (www.creationmuseum.org).


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: Greg F.
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 10:11 PM

No, that's the museum of Anti-History.


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: CarolC
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 11:46 PM

Sarah Palin


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: GUEST,Gort
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 12:37 AM

If it exists, it's natural.


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: DMcG
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 02:43 AM

Maybe the history of this stuff needs to be in there.


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 04:31 AM

John Smiths Smooth.

Dave H


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 04:31 AM

William Shatner.

Dave H


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 04:32 AM

Australian lager.

Dave H


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 07:54 AM

Halloween eyeballs, garden gnomes and... Shall we take this outside now or will you retract the opinion that us Gnomes are unnatural?

:D (eG)


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: Charley Noble
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 08:54 AM

Moxie!

Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: Chanteyranger
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 10:04 AM

Pet Rocks, Lava Lamps.....you get the drift.

"Sarah Palin." Love it, CarolC!

...which reminds me, how about a special display of authentic clothing worn by Audrey Farber, Melanie Haber, and Betty Jo Bialosky?

Glenn Beck's brain preserved in a test tube?

Chanteyranger


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: Dead Horse
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 10:22 AM

B flat.
It aint natural.


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: Chanteyranger
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 10:41 AM

LOL! DH.


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: DMcG
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 10:55 AM

The law, of course, has the concept of a natural person. It's a pity they don't call the rest unnatural.


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: Stringsinger
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 11:10 AM

This from Wiki.........................A bullshit museum.



The Creation Museum is a museum that presents an account of the origins of the universe, life, mankind, and man's early history according to a literal reading of the Book of Genesis. This museum has been heavily criticized by the scientific and academic communities as promoting "fallacy over fact" and attempting to advance the tenets of a particular religion while rejecting mainstream scientific knowledge. Its exhibits reject universal common descent, along with most other central tenets of evolution, and assert that the Earth and all of its life forms were created 6000 years ago over a six-day period. In particular, exhibits promote the false claim that humans and dinosaurs once coexisted, and dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark.[1][2] The museum exhibits are at odds with the determination of the scientific community that the Earth is approximately 4.5 billion years old, and that the dinosaurs became extinct 65.5 million years before human beings arose.[3] The museum has generated criticism by the scientific community, several groups of educators, Christian groups opposed to young Earth creationism, and in the general press


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: RangerSteve
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 12:09 PM

Sorry, but Moxie isn't unnatural. Moxie may take some getting used to, but in the end, it's one of God's beverages.


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Subject: RE: BS: Museum of Unnatural History
From: Neil D
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 12:40 PM

A karaoke machine.


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