Lyr Req: 'Old Time Religion' parodies

Subject: Old Time Religion - Maharishi
From: Peter Fisher
Date: 29 Mar 99 - 10:35 AM

I see in the DT database that there are already about 300 verses, and RG says hes about reached his limit, but here's another, from a neighbor of the Maharishi (remember him?)

If we worship Maharishi
And quit reading all that Nietzsche
Everything will be just peachy
And that's good enough for me.

Subject: RE: Old Time Religion - yet another verse
From: Alice
Date: 29 Mar 99 - 11:26 AM

see my page of parodies on the cult subject: cult parody songs
submissions welcome

Alice in Montana

Subject: old time religion
From: paddy
Date: 25 Jul 99 - 02:54 AM

looking for clever, funny, political, satirical and slightly bawdy verses to what seems a universally bawdlerized tune. i'm sure there a ga-zillion of them out there.

Subject: RE: old time religion
From: Joe Offer
Date: 25 Jul 99 - 07:56 AM

Well, we got 'em here, Paddy. Put [old time religion] in square brackets in the search box on this page, and you'll find lots. Click here and Click here and Click here
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: old time religion
From: paddy
Date: 25 Jul 99 - 03:47 PM

Thanks joe. it's a good start.

Subject: RE: old time religion - Jehover
From: MAG (inactive)
Date: 25 Jul 99 - 07:32 PM

We won't worship old Jehover
'cause he likes to hold you over
Fire and brimstone in the stover
and that's way too sick for me

-- a gift

MA

Subject: RE: old time religion - Paisley/Adams
From: paddy
Date: 25 Jul 99 - 09:04 PM

MA - laughuing so hard i can hardly type. thanks. how 'bout these humble creations for whoever might follow irish things.:

We could pray with Ian Paisley,
but it never would be easy,
cause he makes my stomach queasy
He aint no good for me.

We could pray with Gerry Adams,
as he leads the good lord's minions,
and all those other fenians
it's good enough for me.

Now, how 'bout some words to rhyme with trimble.

Subject: RE: old time religion - Zeus
From: d. Porter
Date: 18 Nov 99 - 02:42 PM

one more time --

We will pray to Father Zeus
Young ladies he'd seduce
As a Bull or as a Goose
And that's good enough for me

Subject: RE: old time religion - Venus
From: Blackcat2
Date: 18 Nov 99 - 02:47 PM

How bout:

We will fool around with Venus
She who loves a randy penis
And she'll take it intraveinous
And that's good enough for me!

Subject: RE: old time religion
From: MMario
Date: 18 Nov 99 - 02:51 PM

Isn't it Joe Bethencourt's site that has a couple hundred verses to this? Check filk archives as well. There are gazillions out there, I swear...

Subject: RE: old time religion
From: MMario
Date: 18 Nov 99 - 03:06 PM

so you can also try here, or here

MMario

Subject: RE: old time religion - Druidic trees
From: katlaughing
Date: 18 Nov 99 - 03:30 PM

LMAOWROTF!!! Good ones, All! And, I thought this was going to be a discussion of paganism etc.!

We just love the Druidic trees
We don't have to get on our knees
Dancing naked, merry as can be
Is good enough for me!

Subject: RE: old time religion - beers
From: Allan C.
Date: 18 Nov 99 - 04:51 PM

Be it Murphy's, Pabst or Fuller's
Hamm's or Guinness or Dos Equis,
Abbot Ale, Sam Smith's or Fosters,
It's good enough for me!

Carling's, Bass, Sam Adams, Red Hook,
Newcastle Brown Ale, Schlitz, or Tetly's,
Tanglefoot, Beck, Bud or Moosehead,
It's good enough for me!

Whether it's Pale Ale, Bock, or Porter,
Brown Ale, Stout, Pilsner or Lager
Whether draft, or cans or bottles,
If you're buyin', it's for me!

Subject: RE: old time religion - Bakker
From: Dicho (Frank Staplin)
Date: 29 Nov 01 - 01:36 PM

We will pray with Jim and Tammy
In our condo in Miami
And give none to Uncle Sammy
And that's good enough for me.