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Bennie the Poach

John MacKenzie 21 Nov 09 - 09:16 AM
John MacKenzie 21 Nov 09 - 09:20 AM
Amos 21 Nov 09 - 09:36 AM
John MacKenzie 22 Nov 09 - 05:05 AM
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Subject: Bennie the Poach
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 09:16 AM

In offering to allow Church of England members and clergy, who disagree with the ordination of women bishops, the chance to convert to Roman Catholicism, while retaining some of their own practices.
Pope Benedict has been accused of trying to poach Anglicans.
I was wondering what temperature he would poach them at, and if his offer might get HIM in hot water instead.
Somewhere in the back of my mind I hear Jonathan Swift, revolving in his grave.


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Subject: RE: Bennie the Poach
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 09:20 AM

Sorry, can a clone move this downstairs please.


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Subject: RE: Bennie the Poach
From: Amos
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 09:36 AM

Ach, Jock, yer pulling a long bow, lad. Have some coffee with whiskey in it. It will clear your mind and set yer thinking straight.


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Subject: RE: Bennie the Poach
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 05:05 AM

Well I have had several whiskies now Amos.
The fishing is poor round here lately.


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