Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: MMario
Date: 29 Jul 99 - 04:29 PM

Looks like it's getting to be that time again. Hey! This coaster is wet, let's all move down to clean spots at the bar.....

Have another cup of tea? asked the Mad Hatter I can't said Alice, I haven't had any yet.

MMario

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: Bert
Date: 29 Jul 99 - 04:50 PM

Anyone for Guinness Jello?

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: Jeri
Date: 29 Jul 99 - 05:20 PM

MAG, I think Catspaw meant NW USA, as distributor for the Imploding Pedro Guitar Corp.

Hey, anybody ever try that Jello you make with fizzy water? Now that stuff could be interesting...

Guiness Jello - haven't heard of it. I've got a friend who has a recipe for Guiness ice cream, though, but I think it'd be a bit difficult to wrestle in...

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: bbc
Date: 29 Jul 99 - 05:41 PM

We all knew women were the more vicious sex. Here's to good winners & good losers! Jello shots, all around! And don't slip on those squishy spots when you're running to the bar!!!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: Fadac
Date: 29 Jul 99 - 06:24 PM

ack I'm not going to type it again. Server messed up.

-Fadac

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: campfire
Date: 29 Jul 99 - 08:22 PM

Its so hot here that Guiness Ice Cream would be just FINE to wrestle in! Would probaly add body and bounce to everyone's hair, as well.

campfire

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: LEJ
Date: 29 Jul 99 - 08:58 PM

My God! Look what you have done to my bar! Jello stalactites dripping down from the ceiling, jello stalagmites on the floor ( or is it th' other way around). This place looks like a scene from Men in Black was shot in it! bbc, we'll need a fire hose to clean this joint up- and I've got the Loan Arranger coming from the bank with his loyal sidekick Squanto to look at the place before he advances us a loan for the Folkie Karaoke Machine and the shuffle board table. The horror...the horror...

And look at Max's Mudcataloupe... better stick it in the Maytag before he finds out. Ah the Hell with it. Gimme one of those Jello/Vodka shots. You have raspberry?

Hey who's that guy climbing into the Porsche Carrera all covered in banana jello? You say that's not just any guy...That's The Loan Arranger! And he loved the jello wrestling? He's giving me the loan?!

Thank you Masked Man!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: Alan of Australia
Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:09 PM

Hey, the thought of Big Mick doing a possum roll.... not a pretty sight.

On the other hand....

Oh Alison, THAT bit of jello tasted GOOOOOD...... Now let's try the other

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: Alan of Australia
Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:10 PM

flavour. Oh YES!!!!!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: emily rain
Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:11 PM

*pokes her head in the door*
oh dear lord.
licentiousness everywhere.
um... could i have a glass of ... um ... milk, please?
and could you heat it up and add a dash of cardamom?
thanks. *whimper* i'll be cowering in the corner.

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: alison
Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:19 PM

HAHAHAHA... I knew we'd be a good team Harpy..... but someone beat me to it for an idea to get more blokes into the pool......

I have a huge vat of gelatin powder... now if LEJ could just fill up the pool with Guinness and someone gets that Banjo down to help mix the two... we could have lovely black jello with a white creamy head on top.

BTW what do Lady Eglock and myself get as a prize?

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: bbc
Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:20 PM

Lej, I think we'll need a professional cleaning crew after events like this! Guess we'd better charge something, to defray the cost. On the jello shots, all I have is cranberry, but they're not bad!

Hi, emily! Come on in! Don't let these folks scare you off! Here's your warm cardamom milk. You just relax here till you feel like joining in. Who knows? Maybe you'll be in the next round!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: LEJ
Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:58 PM

Yeah Emily, with bbc's cardamom milks it's just a short trip from cowering in the corner to wrestling in the jello. Consider yourself warned.

Now let me crank up the brand new phoakie karaoke machine. Here we go, For All the Girls I've Loved Before . Here Alan, you take the Julio Iglesias part, and Mick, you've got the hair for the Willie Nelson bit.

A one and a two...

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: bbc
Date: 29 Jul 99 - 10:31 PM

Hey, boss, I think we need one of our web wizards to help us into Round 4. This is taking too long to load!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: Cap't Bob
Date: 29 Jul 99 - 10:31 PM

O.K., O.K., O.K., I've had enough! This is the last time that you are going to use my guitar to stir the pool. Hell its full of jello up to the sound hole. That is bad enough, but the cranberry ice fish~~~~now I call that going a little too far. Now I'll have to spoon it out.....Hmmmmmm not all that bad tasting...

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: Susan A-R
Date: 29 Jul 99 - 10:44 PM

WOW! and I could have been coming here all along after work?? I'd like a stout please, Oh, and I brought some left over spring rolls, steamed chinese dumplings and sushi, now if you'll just let me at the popcorn, I'll get my strength up for karioki.

Now wait!! be careful, if you put too much jello in . . . oh well, we'll have to add quite a bit of warm water to get them out now. This must be the industrial strength stuff, guaranteed to hold even the strongest wrestler, (possum or not) imobile.

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: katlaughing
Date: 29 Jul 99 - 10:53 PM

Sit down, fasten your seat bells, put on your helmets and take us into hyper-drive! GO Mudcat Tavern-ROUND FOUR!

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: stagejester
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 06:31 PM

Does Anyone happen to know the Guitar Chords for "Loch Lomand"?

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 06:58 PM

A search of the DT would have taken you about twenty seconds, and you'd have come up with these:

http://www.mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=3669
http://www.mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=3667
http://www.mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=3668

Someone as new to the site as you are is excused this time, but take a look around at the features before you start bringing up old, unrelated threads to ask random questions, please.

SRS

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:01 PM

SRS, what the fuck gives you the right to talk to somebody like that ?

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:11 PM

Same as gives you the right to talk to me like that, I guess. I was terse and efficient. I answered the question. What's your excuse?

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:18 PM

Terse, undoubtedly, efficient, my arse.

The guy asked about the chords to Loch Lomond, and he is still none the wiser after your patronising reply.

btw I don't need no steenking excuse ...

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: Jeri
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:20 PM

"Terse and efficient" is more like rude and irrelevant. If you're going to give someone hell for violating standards, consider that one of those standards might be reading the damned question.

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:26 PM

Brucie already sent the chords on another thread this same person started on the same subject. Since the question has also been answered over there, I consider the topic closed. You can squabble here all you want about how long an answer should be, and what tone of voice you choose to read into it.

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:31 PM

Jeri, can you move this crap out of this thread and put it where it is topically appropriate?

SRS, even the internet-weary scholars here don't post like that when a request is made.

~S~

Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
From: Jeri
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:36 PM

I'm going to close this thread. The request for chords should have been easy to delete as a duplicate and there isn't much point in continuing the flaming here.