Great Truckin' Songs!

Subject: Lyr Add: HONEY (parody)
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Dec 09 - 01:22 PM

Dammit Bobertz......I told you before that I hated "Honey" even more, THEN I wrote my own lyrics and made it all better!


"HONEY".......(revised edition)

See the tree,
How big its grown
And now you're dead
I can't get blown
I've got an itch.
When you were alive
It cost twenty-five
Why did you always charge so much
You fuckin' bitch

Our tree grew large,
It fell on you
Now you're gone,
My balls are blue
I can't get laid.
So now I've started shagging sheep
And sometimes chickens in their sleep
But they want paid.


Oh Honey I miss you
Cause when you were alive
I could at least get a hand job
For a buck fifty-five.


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Great Truckin' Songs!
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Dec 09 - 12:17 PM

"Water In The Fuel" - Fred Eaglesmith (but Casey Chambers does a better cover)

"Truckin'" - Grateful Dead

Subject: RE: BS: Great Truckin' Songs!
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Dec 09 - 12:07 PM

Yeah, that's right Spawz... It was Red Sovine's song... Hey, I thought it was a purdy good song... Little smaltzy but, hey, I like a good smaltzy song now and then... No, not "Honey"... There's where I draw the line...

BTW, ya'll... Anyone remember the John Stewart song I mentioned??? It can be rockified out to a purdy good drivin'ass country rock song...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Great Truckin' Songs!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Dec 09 - 12:02 PM

I happen to have an old vinyl double album of K-Tel's issue of Red Sovine's 30 Greatest Hits here, including his classic song "Little Rosa". I got it in a garage sale for 25 cents. Guess who it's gonna be mailed to this Christmas.... ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Great Truckin' Songs!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Dec 09 - 11:24 AM

Who?

Subject: RE: BS: Great Truckin' Songs!
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Dec 09 - 09:57 AM

Bobertz......Phantom409 is yet another Red Sovine piece of shit. I get physically ill just thinking about Red Sovine songs..................

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Great Truckin' Songs!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Dec 09 - 08:55 AM

Yeah! That's another one I was thinking of.

"Willin'" by Little Feat

And here's an incredible rendition of it by:

Linda Ronstadt

Subject: RE: BS: Great Truckin' Songs!
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Dec 09 - 08:49 AM

"Belly Full of Tennesee" by John Stewart... Tad more obscure but heck of a good truckin' song...

"Hot Rod Lincoln", Johnny Bond in 1960 and Commander Cody in the 70's is the truckin' song of all truckin' songs... Well, except "8 Days on the Road"

"Phantom 409", sorry but can't remember who did that song...

Thems is starters... I'll come up with more later...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Great Truckin' Songs!
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Dec 09 - 08:25 AM

'willing' by Lttle Feat?
Ifor

Subject: RE: BS: Great Truckin' Songs!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Dec 09 - 06:45 AM

"Six Days on the Road" occurred to me immediately too, Spaw, but I thought I'd start with "Girl On The Billboard" instead and let others take it from there.

Subject: RE: BS: Great Truckin' Songs!
From: wilbyhillbilly
Date: 12 Dec 09 - 04:01 AM

One of the biggest tear jerkers of Red must be Teddy Bear!

Subject: RE: BS: Great Truckin' Songs!
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Dec 09 - 02:00 AM

You really need help here Hawk..............

Dave Dudley and "Six Days on the Road"

The Late and Great Jerry Reed...."Eastbound and Down"

C.W.McCall doing "Convoy"

Merle Haggard......"Movin' On" (TV show theme)

The Flying Burrito Bros......"White Line Fever"

And then there are the 567,204 Red Sovine fuckers that I ain't gonna' link.......


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Great Truckin' Songs!
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 12 Dec 09 - 12:03 AM

... and then "Keep On Truckin'"

Subject: RE: BS: Great Truckin' Songs!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Dec 09 - 12:00 AM

Damn! I should have posted it in the upper section. Please move it there, somebody?

Subject: Great Truckin' Songs!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Dec 09 - 12:00 AM

It's hard to beat this one. Del Reeves singing "Girl On The Billboard".

Girl On The Billboard