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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 22 Jan 13 - 09:36 AM Gn-ze is a busy boy now that he is retired... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Amos Date: 21 Jan 13 - 11:21 PM Well, thanks to Gnu for bringing it up, anyway, and my humble 'poltergeists for not acknowledging his diligent work in this department aforte this. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 21 Jan 13 - 08:03 PM Was there a point??? Hmmmmmm??? (((cough))) B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: gnu Date: 21 Jan 13 - 07:36 PM Not my point. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Amos Date: 21 Jan 13 - 07:07 PM Gnu: The one you sent me was a different song, or so I thought. But anyway, it's not as if you have some kind of custom or reservation over a tune posted elsewhere and if I wanted to share it with Bobert, or at least his pot-head public persona, I am certainly at liberty to do so. Let me also point out that you sent your links by BCC with a long explanation as to why, so even if it were the same link, I could not know you would have sent it to Bobert or Dilbert or Dogbert. So please pull in your long floppy ears, amigo. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 21 Jan 13 - 07:06 PM I got it but had already seem Amos's post... I think its a cool song... No Copperhead Road but, hey, what it??? B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: gnu Date: 21 Jan 13 - 06:39 PM .... great way to spread the tune link I just SENT youse both earlier this afternoon. I did not do that on purpose just so I could repeat myself. I have better manners that that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: gnu Date: 21 Jan 13 - 06:31 PM A... great way to spread the tune link I just youse both earlier this afternoon. Yer both welcome. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 21 Jan 13 - 04:46 PM Catchy little tune... Ol' Boberdz done a few things in my day and seemed to dodge the bullet... No, lots of bullets... Can't really discuss details... "Volunteered for the Army on my birthday They draft the white trash first 'round here anyway Done two tours of duty in the Vietnam And I came home with a brand new plan Take the seeds from Columbia and Mexico And plant 'um up the holler down Copperhead Road Well, the DEA's got a chopper in the air Wake up screaming like I'm back over there I learned a thing or two from Charlie don't ya' know Better stay away from Copperhead Road"... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Amos Date: 21 Jan 13 - 04:35 PM Well Christmas is gone by, and Barack is in the White House, so all's well for another four years, or as well as could be if only Bobert could get rich. Here's some good ole boys with a suggestion for yer cash crop, Bobez. Just as a favor to a friend, you unnerstan'. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 24 Dec 12 - 09:42 AM Refresh for Christmas... BTW, since I first wrote about that Christmas I have tweaked it here and there and happy with the final form it took and so I decided that this year I would run off a few copies and send them to the "cast of characters", you know, "Stoner Bo" and "Stoner JD"... I'm sure that if their kids or grand-kids read it that they will deny it but, hey??? Happy Christmas Eve, ya'll and don't forget to keep yer Xmas tree away from the wood stove, ya' hear??? Stoner Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 21 Dec 12 - 08:08 AM Yeah, I might have heard it wrong, Pete... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Pete Jennings Date: 21 Dec 12 - 07:11 AM Nah, you getting your wires crossed, Bobs, he's on his way to see 999 with this... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 20 Dec 12 - 09:28 PM Better work on yer material, gn-ze, 'cause word on the street is Santa's... ... packin' some big heat... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: gnu Date: 20 Dec 12 - 09:21 PM Ain't never met a deer or dear I couldn't lick, Bobert. As fer the jolly old elf, I could just tell him jokes until his belly was jelly. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 20 Dec 12 - 09:09 PM Better watch out better not cry Better watch out I'm tellin' ya why Santa Claus is packin' heat tonight... Be careful, gn-ze... He's tricky... And don't turn yer back on them reindeer 'cause they'll bone ya' in a heartbeat... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: gnu Date: 20 Dec 12 - 08:48 PM I am as nice as a gnu, left alone to graze. But, Santa has hidden cameras? I am gonna gore that mofo! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 20 Dec 12 - 07:05 PM Everyone being nice??? I mean, Santa has hidden cameras in ya'll's houses and he's checkin' on ya'll... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 15 Dec 12 - 06:35 PM Refresh... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: gnu Date: 06 Dec 12 - 04:59 AM Randaolph? Oh! You mean the red EYED reindeer. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 05 Dec 12 - 07:45 PM Those poor kids... Gonna be an entire group of folks in Richmond who will one day be treated for RDS, "Randolph Disorder Syndrome", in a couple three decades... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Pete Jennings Date: 03 Dec 12 - 01:21 PM Everything is deflated! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 03 Dec 12 - 01:04 PM Wow, Peter... That parade musta been something else 'cause last night I watched a YouTube of the giant fruitcake going down as well... I told the organizers not to let stoners work for 'um... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Pete Jennings Date: 03 Dec 12 - 10:54 AM It was a giant Rudolph, Bobs, and here's a video of it deflating...Rudolph. Bit funny/sad... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 02 Dec 12 - 09:33 PM Speakin' of a fruitcake, gn-ze... Yesterday in Richmond (where this story took place) they had the Christmas Parade and they had a giant fruitcake float/balloon which, unfortunately fir it, got hung up with a traffic light and lost... The traffic light popped the balloon and it was a heck of a mess... BTW< I swear this really happened... Talk about us being stoners??? B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: gnu Date: 23 Nov 12 - 08:20 PM maeve knows a stone wall master builder. Seems like building stone walls would be a perfect combination. Slow and easy, eh? Will there be fruit cake at the party? I like fruit cake with a nice cup of herbal tea. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 23 Nov 12 - 07:56 PM Anything or anyone that is stoned is okay by me, gn-ze... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: gnu Date: 23 Nov 12 - 12:05 PM When's the party? I'll make whores' devours with these. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 22 Nov 12 - 11:24 PM Yup, gn-ze... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: gnu Date: 13 Nov 12 - 09:21 PM Eat yer cracked whet toast with peanut butter and ya won't mess up anything. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 13 Nov 12 - 09:12 PM Well, Billy D kinda messed up on the directions... No kinda about it... Wrong farm... Wrong tree... But, hey, we all kinda messed up... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: gnu Date: 13 Nov 12 - 08:51 PM My memory is that Billy D fucked up big time. I'll read back after I have my peanut butter on toasted cracked wheat. I am colon friendly. (No choice at my age.) No shit. >;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 13 Nov 12 - 08:06 PM Ho, ho, ho.... Well, folks, its' that time of year again so I figured that it was time to refresh some memories so... ...refresh... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 24 Dec 11 - 11:51 AM Well, well, well... Seems that we're down to 1 day, folks, so get in yer cars and drive to the malls and run up your credit cards... Heck, it's the American way!!! B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 23 Dec 11 - 09:51 AM Then there were TWO... Ya'll better get that tree cut and dragged in the house or Santa might pass ya'll slackers by... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 22 Dec 11 - 04:36 PM BTW, 3 days... For all you naughty Catters it's too late to be nice... Yup, Santa put a dead line out there this year because of the economy and all... So, if you been bad might as well continue being bad 'cause it's gonna be sticks 'n bricks for ya... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 22 Dec 11 - 08:13 AM Yeah, Jack... This Christmas has all the makings of a good ol' fashion, down and dirty slobber knocker... Hopefully no one will get arrested and the tree won't catch fire... BTW, what's you doin' up at 3:59 in the f'n morning??? B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 22 Dec 11 - 03:59 AM So now this Christmas..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Pete Jennings Date: 21 Dec 11 - 11:54 AM You're supposed to have chocolates in your advent calendar, not that other brown stuff...(!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 21 Dec 11 - 10:21 AM Whad??? I mess up??? B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Pete Jennings Date: 21 Dec 11 - 10:07 AM Looks like old Bobsy's bin a-stonin' agin. Now he thinks he's an advent calendar... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 21 Dec 11 - 09:35 AM ...then there were 4... Be good, ya'll... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 20 Dec 11 - 08:57 AM 5 days left to make a good impression on the fat man... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: gnu Date: 19 Dec 11 - 04:32 PM Impure thoughts? When I wake up, when I go to bed, in between, and sometimes I have dreams... hopefully. Of course, when I have impure dreams, I always wake up just before... you know... the happy ending. Foster's? Not likely, mate. I prefer American... union made. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 19 Dec 11 - 12:41 PM Tell Santa he got it wrong. Gnu's been thinking about having impure Foster's. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 19 Dec 11 - 08:55 AM Good news, bad news, gn-ze... Santa got your letter but he says you have been naughty this year & have fostered impure thoughts... That so??? B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 18 Dec 11 - 04:21 PM Pretty Papers? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: gnu Date: 18 Dec 11 - 03:56 PM I bought some papers today. I hope Santa got my letter. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 18 Dec 11 - 09:23 AM 1 week to be good or else... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 17 Dec 11 - 09:48 AM 8 days, kids... So ya'll better be good or it will be sticks 'n bricks for ya'll... B;~) |
