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BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010

Liz the Squeak 02 Jan 10 - 06:19 PM
Severn 02 Jan 10 - 09:04 PM
Rapparee 02 Jan 10 - 09:35 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Jan 10 - 10:02 PM
Ebbie 02 Jan 10 - 10:06 PM
olddude 02 Jan 10 - 10:28 PM
Severn 03 Jan 10 - 12:24 PM
Liz the Squeak 03 Jan 10 - 03:36 PM
Stilly River Sage 03 Jan 10 - 05:06 PM
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Liz the Squeak 04 Jan 10 - 03:51 AM
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Rapparee 04 Jan 10 - 08:40 AM
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MMario 04 Jan 10 - 10:42 AM
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Subject: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Jan 10 - 06:19 PM

First one of the year...

Only one rule... the first drink is for Treaties, aka Theresa Tooley.

Make it a small but powerful one, just like her.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Severn
Date: 02 Jan 10 - 09:04 PM

As the Squid says, Forewarned is ten-armed....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jan 10 - 09:35 PM

Why does this place smell like stale sauerkraut?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Jan 10 - 10:02 PM

Here's to you, Theresa.

Liz, any chocolate back there behind the bar? With alcohol? I'd like some of that, whatever it is.

Rap, you've been sniffing around that New Year's food traditions thread. I hope you didn't load up on the bean dishes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 Jan 10 - 10:06 PM

Hmmm. I haven't ever drunk anything more powerful than a brandy stinger with just a hint of creme de minte. I used to drink it but eventually it got too strong for me. But tonight I'll have one for Theresa.

Here's to you, Theresa! Happy travelling and come back as you can.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: olddude
Date: 02 Jan 10 - 10:28 PM

strong coffee please


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Severn
Date: 03 Jan 10 - 12:24 PM

Strong coffee with cream here, if you please, so I can remember Theresa. Or anything else this morning.....

The Jello pit has been cleaned out from the big singing dog fight at Christmas. The festive red and green Jello cubes have been replaced by ones of pomagranite and puce, the colors of Bullwinkle's old alma mater, Wotsomatta U. There are a few pennants around and it must be them playing in the annual Tidy Bowl game on the TV by the bar. 'Tis the season.

But it's still a bit early in the day for me to start waiving pennance and breaking resolutions just yet I haven't even finished making them. Where's the serving wench with the mug of caffiene?
Oh, here she is! Thank you! Here's to Theresa!

Also here's a health to your resolutions!

(a great "Huzzah!" from the crowd)

Likewise the Eliza Swann!

("Swanee, how we love ya, how we love ya......")

Cheer up, and let your hearts never fail!.....







Another coffee, please!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Jan 10 - 03:36 PM

And your farts never hail....

Squiddy, you need to freshen up with that deodorant puddle...

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Jan 10 - 05:06 PM

I guess I missed that last party. Bummer. Toss some baking soda over to the squid, that'll work better than deodorant anyway.

Anything interesting on the menu? I don't feel like cooking.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: gnu
Date: 03 Jan 10 - 05:13 PM

I got a cold can a beans open. Ya want half on a slice of breadÉ


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: gnu
Date: 03 Jan 10 - 05:15 PM

My question mark is messed up againÉ


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: SINSULL
Date: 03 Jan 10 - 05:43 PM

Double Jack Daniels straight up and straight down. To Theresa!

I have a house full of leftovers. Snow kept a few away. Ham, Corn Pudding, Scallopped potatoes, creamed corn, deseerts, desserts, desserts, wine, champagne, and even a bit of some heavenlyt raspberry cordial micca left on his last visit.
Happy New Year.
Be healthy and prosperous and happy.


Please...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: gnu
Date: 03 Jan 10 - 06:01 PM

Scallopped potatoesÉ. Oh my! You even spelled potatoes correctly! They MUST be tastey!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: olddude
Date: 03 Jan 10 - 07:53 PM

Can I have a slice of Maeves pie to go with the coffee please


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Severn
Date: 03 Jan 10 - 10:04 PM

The Giant Squid is listening to the cephlo-i-pod he got for Christmas that can play music underwater. He also got a vintage Gilled Guitar for the same purpose for when he wante to play his own stuff. I have yet to hear any Squiddy originals, and I'm kinda curious as to what they'll sound like.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jan 10 - 10:07 PM

Barkeep! Gimme an Ardbeg with sauerkraut, por favor!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Jan 10 - 03:51 AM

Barkeep - if he's having the sauerkraut, I'll have a triple creme de menthe and the air freshener please!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: skarpi
Date: 04 Jan 10 - 04:14 AM

hmmm I think Liz you should give Ebbie Brennivín all the bottle
then she can tell us if thats strong enough it has to be cold .

unless you have finished the bottle :o)

I ´ll just have Ardberg whiskey glass thanks.

Happy new year all
from snowless south Iceland .
Skarpi


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jan 10 - 08:40 AM

Ah, bartender? Could I have a bucket, please? I'm about to...do something socially irresponsible.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: SINSULL
Date: 04 Jan 10 - 08:48 AM

Oh for heaven's sake! All over the floor, Rap! That's nasty!
Here comes the squid. Maybe he'll clean it up. I won't. I am out of here. YUK


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Jan 10 - 09:34 AM

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!











































Why is there always carrots?

I'll get me coat.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: MMario
Date: 04 Jan 10 - 10:42 AM

Something small and strong in memory of Theresa? I'll drink to that!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Severn
Date: 04 Jan 10 - 01:00 PM

Somebody puts Severn's prized copy of "Sour Kraut In Hi-Fi" by The Guckenheimer Sour Kraut Band on the box as music to clean up by. The one with the wonderful cover illustrations by band member/famed "Grin And Bear It" cartoonist George Lichty. Their immortal version of "Skater's Waltz" seems perfect for the task at hand, as Squid and his crew slide and glide across the floor, sometimes on purpose.....


"Some enchanted evening
You'll see something strange, and
You'll smell something stranger,
Across a Kraut-ed room....."


Wow! Bottles of Lestoil and Pine-Sol! Must be old. I didn't know they still made that stuff.


Rap is assigned a spare bucket to carry beside him at all times.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jan 10 - 01:12 PM

Well, I didn't know. Amos told me to order it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Jan 10 - 02:44 PM

HE said order it, not drink it down in one like that! You should never drink anything that's a brighter green than Kermit.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: MMario
Date: 04 Jan 10 - 02:51 PM

Or that glows in the dark.

I'll have another of those strort shong pinks drease!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jan 10 - 09:47 PM

He said, "Chug it down. You ain't got a pair if you don't." He insulted my masculinity!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Severn
Date: 04 Jan 10 - 11:21 PM

You got yourself a Capistrano Cocktail, and sure enough, the swallows returned.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Ebbie
Date: 04 Jan 10 - 11:33 PM

lol

Skarpi, thanks. She just gave me the whole bottle. (Nothing in it, of course. No dummy, she.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Jan 10 - 03:01 AM

Ain't as green as I'm cabbage looking!!

Seriously chaps, fire up the stove, the dawn is coming up like the proverbial thunder, but with blood, fire and a New England Autumn thrown in... The sky looks like one huge bruised wound and if the shepherds and sailors are right (and they usually are), we in the UK, if we haven't already had a rough night, are in for one horrible day weather-wise....

Get the soup and the hot chocolate on... cos baby, it's cold outside!

Make mine a double choco-mocha with lentil soup on the side.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 10 - 08:54 AM

I'd like a hot ruttered bum...I mean, a hot buttered rum.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Jan 10 - 09:16 AM

Pepto Bismol for you, Rap. i am still cleaning the mess off my shoes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Severn
Date: 05 Jan 10 - 01:58 PM

At least Pepto-Abysmal looks the same coming back out as it did going in. A lovely soothing shade of yard phlegm-ingo pink.....

How come no one ever talks about gurgitating the first time, rather than just the "urge to regurge"?

Sorry, Rap, I won't bring it up again if you won't....

Has anyone made any memorable resolutions?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 05 Jan 10 - 03:26 PM

I'll have a NyQuil Martini please. Not Shaken. I don't want to stir until morning.

My resolution is to write some of the stories and screenplays I have been thinking about. Wish me luck OK?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 10 - 03:48 PM

I shall never again let Amos suggest a drink.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 10 - 03:51 PM

Jack:

You probably don't need luck, since you have talent; what you need is to put your ass in the writing chair and leave it there until you've made your day's target...oh, and thanks for the opportunity for projection!! :D



A


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Jan 10 - 04:13 PM

Why would you listen to a guy who puts priceless single malt in coffee?



as she creeps quietly away...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 05 Jan 10 - 04:24 PM

May I point out that single malt is not priceless. It does have a price. It has a price I cannot afford. That is why I drank blended scotch this Christmas.

McIvor


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Jan 10 - 06:47 PM

Why would you do that to good coffee?!

It's snowing now, has been for about 40 mins and it's already an inch thick... it could be an interesting day tomorrow...

Pour me one of those rot buttered bums please, I can feel a 'snow day' coming on!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 10 - 09:53 PM

You know, what this place needs is some cheering up, and nothing cheers people up like

FIREWORKS!!!

he says, dumping a huge pile from his rucksack onto the floor near the fireplace.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Jan 10 - 05:19 AM

I god a cowd... it's all Cllr's fault.. him and that damned mistletoe!!! (ah, but it was fun!)

More rot hustled bum please, with extra bum...

RAp... can I have a little chat with you about elf and safety.....?


















EVERYBODY DOWN!!!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Jan 10 - 09:02 AM

WWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cries the Squid as he rides a rocket to the rafters and releaves a ruffled Liz of her rum as he rushes by.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 10 - 09:17 AM

Pyrotechnics: the way to party hearty!

"Everything could benefit from the introduction of rocketry."


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: MMario
Date: 06 Jan 10 - 09:34 AM

Here I live in a stinkin' area famed for it's snow, and am I getting any? No! To the East, yes, to the west, yes, to the south, yes, north (just north of where I work) yes....

but I evidenlty live and work in a "No snow Zone" this year.

THIS STINKS!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Jan 10 - 09:36 AM

OOOPS - RELIEVED
Give me your address, MMario, and I will send you some.
But be careful what you wish for...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: MMario
Date: 06 Jan 10 - 09:44 AM

I just want a snow day.....

or an excuse to call in sick....

Speaking of which - why do Dr.'s clear you to go back to work when the incision is still open and weeping? Not comfortable. Not comfortable at all....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 10 - 09:51 AM

Because a) they want to gross out your co-workers and, b) they hope it will become undone and/or infected so you have to pay for more surgery and stuff.

I knew a guy who had his appendix taken out and ended up tonsorially challenged. Know another guy who got an infection from a splinter and as a result ended up dead in a mine cave-in.

Terrible what can happen when doctors whittle on you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Jan 10 - 10:55 AM

Rap, you really have to get back on your meds.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 10 - 05:43 PM

Never! Never! The voices in my head tell me not to and I do what they tell me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jan 10 - 06:00 PM

Pepto Bismol and voldka, please. Seriously, I ain`t shittin.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 10 - 10:23 PM

My post disappeared. I asked if you didn't mean a Pile Driver: Vodka and Prune Juice.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Jan 10 - 03:05 AM

Sqiddy - you've got 10 seconds to give me back my rum or I'll sneeze on you!


Actually, I may just sneeze on you anyway... hell, I've sneezed on everyone else!

Just call me Mary... Typhoid Mary... :D

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 10 - 09:47 AM

Everybody stand back! I've got a cold and I know how to use it!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Severn
Date: 07 Jan 10 - 01:13 PM

Liz

When I left the Postal Service, they were short of carriers.....


Of course, they were too broke to hire any more. And Liz sounds like she's already good with a quick snort without her getting her rum back.

If Squid soars high enough, can we name a constellation after him? What could we call it? Look out Cancer! Here he comes!.....

At least he took the rocket before he could get Liz under the Missle-Toe again.

And when Squid sneezes, some of that seepier ink comes out. There's a lot of shit-faced people here who don't want to have to explain away brown stains. He ofter can't get the hanky in place fast enough, because he forgets which arm's holding it.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 10 - 03:34 PM

Good Lord, he's heading for Cetus, the whale!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Severn
Date: 07 Jan 10 - 04:11 PM

Better round up a crew of Shantymen and women in case there's trouble....

He may not win a place in the Zodiac, but maybe they'll give him a constellation prize....

Meanwhile, the alligator comes in, as usual, through the alley gate draggin' his tail wagon filled with Cajun spices for mmario from the famed Louisiana chef, Michael Rodebaudachaux. HALLELUJAH!

Just in time for the tail gator party!.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Severn
Date: 07 Jan 10 - 09:06 PM

A pool has been started for just where the squid's rocket will make landfall on return.

Mmario's busy with a batch of Cajun blackened ceolicanth (sp?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 09:57 AM

Ah, Cajun - the old southern USA term for something done to an old Dorset recipe - Burnt to Buggery....

Hand over the fish sticks Sunshine!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Severn
Date: 09 Jan 10 - 02:39 AM

From his bestselling cookbook, "Bayou Degradable Recipies"


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: GUEST,The Giant Squid
Date: 09 Jan 10 - 04:11 PM

You people COULD help a chap out, you know.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Jan 10 - 04:51 PM

Certainly, which way did you come in?!















You asked for that...

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Severn
Date: 09 Jan 10 - 06:54 PM

We DID open the skylight in time!.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Severn
Date: 09 Jan 10 - 07:04 PM

It's not often have to deal w/ Squids w/ their arms (except the one w/ the drink) hanging on to a flying rocket for life. It's not like there's suckers borne every minute.

Rap, you're our resident rocketeer...Can you save the cuttle schraft....errr.....shuttlecraft?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Jan 10 - 01:02 PM

Is this the most recent tavern iteration? We're going to need a nice hot lunch (the kind where the calories don't stick) and a couple of bottles of wine to go around.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Jan 10 - 01:28 PM

WHAMMMMM!!!!!
SRS got the squid right on her head. Didn't even get a chance to taste the wine.
Sigh - I'll go back to the recovery Ward and spruce up another room. Maybe a nice Bergundy Red. She'll need a lunch tray too. I'll have to see what color Jell-O is available. What's in the Pit besides the squid and the rocket?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Severn
Date: 15 Jan 10 - 02:58 PM

One giant step for squidkind!

The Jello Pool has a strange glow from the stardust that had covered the squid. Glass is being cleaned up, as the skylight was NOT open on his return.

Hear the POP! POP! POP! POP! of SRS peeling off the clinging arms of the embrace of a slightly frightened Squid. Don't worry, Stilly, as those circles on your skin from the suckers will go away in a few minutes, although a sudden flash means some shutterbug (wincingdevil, maybe?) DID get a photo of you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: MMario
Date: 15 Jan 10 - 03:24 PM

Innate
Perversity
Of
Inaanimate
Objects.

right.

In other words, our computers have it in for us.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 15 Jan 10 - 04:01 PM

Mmmmm, dont appear to have much cash....

Can I have a pint of your finest slops please?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: gnu
Date: 15 Jan 10 - 04:20 PM

Turkey Turd Beer comin up!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Jan 10 - 05:15 PM

Whoa. . . what a dream . . .

(Sorry, I was over at the bank and running errands when this alter ego accident occurred.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Jan 10 - 10:48 PM

Or did you just dream you were over at the bank..... Bruahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Line up the haymakers - insomnia kicked in again!


*(Thinks... is this chest pain something I should worry about or have I just put one of Limpit's bras on by mistake)*

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 Jan 10 - 04:56 PM

If I had one of my daughter's bras on by mistake there would be room left over to swim laps. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: SINSULL
Date: 16 Jan 10 - 06:58 PM

Put the lime in the coconut and drink ---there's the problem Liz. You're using used coconuts. That sort of thing works for small breasted island women but you may want to rethink the look.


Pina Coladas and keep them coming.

Shanghai - not to worry. We found Bert's credit card and through the magic of the internet and sone connections in Nigeria it is debt free. Go for it. Care to try a Pina Colada?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: ClaireBear
Date: 16 Jan 10 - 08:30 PM

'Scuse me, I've got a wormhole I need to install...can someone point me to a good stretch of wall or an unused closet door or someplace like that where I can hang this thing? Yeah, I know it looks like a black velvet painting of the giant squid embracing Coco, but trust me it's a wormhole...and it's gonna open a pathway straight to Kendall and Jacqui's cellar. There! Doesn't that look fetching? Now, let's send some drinks through to the Morses. White wine for Jacqui, a nice single malt for Kendall, not too peaty, and...Sins, what's Seamus's poison?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Tinker
Date: 17 Jan 10 - 12:51 AM

Claire promised me a drink over in Kendall's thread, but I think she got distracted.   A Cock of the North please.... warm and pleasing while I try once again to get to bed.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Amos
Date: 17 Jan 10 - 01:25 AM

I have applied in the Mudcat Recovery thread for a course of healing to aid me in recovering from the Mudcat itself. But looking around here I have my doubt that is even possible...A pint of Dark Brown Stuff, then, instead...and do let me know if you hear the sound of a distant 1939 Indian roaring this way. The Gaelic Goddess borried it of me a couple years back and said it was only for a minim, but you know how those things go...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: ClaireBear
Date: 17 Jan 10 - 02:15 AM

Sorry, Tinker, Seamus fell asleep in the wormhole and I couldn't budge him to get past. Finally lured him away with ... well, possibly I'd better not say. Whew! Another Cock of the North for the pretty lady, Dark Brown Stuff for my friend in the desert tan, and for me -- aa Gin and bitter lemon, please? Ahhhh, Schweppervescence!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Jan 10 - 01:37 AM

Is Michelle's bed still ready, or is there a golden retriever sleeping on it? Or is it Labrador? Or are you talking about a different Seamus?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: ClaireBear
Date: 18 Jan 10 - 02:21 AM

Same Seamus, but if he's gotten onto Michelle's bed, that wormhole is defective. It was supposed to go directly to the CELLAR! -- which I thought might prove handy on many, many future tavern ... umm, occasions, along with providing some much-needed refreshment to the merry throng who have been banished there already. Or, wait, has Michelle been banished there too, and I missed it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Jan 10 - 03:47 AM

No, Michelle is in the cancer ward for another day or two. But she's feeling chipper, last we heard, so may be strong enough to protest a great big slobbering dog in her bed. That's just a guess, of course. It may be that she already has a big slobbering dog of her own and can't handle two of them on her bed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: SINSULL
Date: 18 Jan 10 - 09:00 AM

Seamus prefers good champagne but will drink JD off your finger or a glass of Guinness. Be careful though. None of it agrees with his digestive system and we may have to evacuate the entire ward if a toxic cloud begins to seep...you get the picture.

Michelle's room is ready. Dog free. Cat free. Fresh flowers. And several menus from the best restaurants in town.




What town is this anyway?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Jan 10 - 01:31 PM

Burpsville in the county of Amalgum, New Alybamuck Island.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Jan 10 - 11:38 AM

I should have been careful saying Michelle is feeling "chipper." Don't want to give any Fargo fans the wrong idea about her.

Hot cuppa tea this morning. And do I smell fresh muffins baking? That ought to rouse a couple of the folks sleeping in the booths (when did we get booths in here, anyway? I don't remember them last time I was in.

Rap! Amos! Time to get up and head to work! MOM wondered where you got to.

Squid, you can stay right where you are, don't move till I'm gone. I've had enough with the sucker punches to last through the next three holidays.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Jan 10 - 12:08 PM

The booths appeared in the refit we had to have when the ladies room was demolished by someone who was trapped in there for a few days without chocolate...   Don't worry, Bert's card is still good and the upholstery has been Scotchgarded (is that guarding against scotch the drink or the effect of traditionally worn kilt on plush fabric? I've always wondered.... ) so we won't have any repeat of last Summer's incident.

Line me up a row of something stong and hairy - been on a course to tell me how to do my job and how I've been doing it wrong for the last 10 years and how I'm not allowed to be left handed anymore... sod that for a game of soldiers! It was a sort of 'Slow and Lingering Death by PowerPoint'.... and there's more to come tomorrow!

Deep joy. I may make up a 'Buzzword Bingo' card and take it in with me... that should keep me awake.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: SINSULL
Date: 19 Jan 10 - 01:03 PM

Don't you just love those Powerpoint presentations where they read every word on the screen? Do they think we're blind?
\Not nearly as bad as the Human Resources lecture on harrassment in the office. The film dates back to 1982. Hilarious. But you're not allowed to laugh.

Maybe some strong coffee with a splash of Bushmill's.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: SINSULL
Date: 19 Jan 10 - 01:04 PM

Is your presentation a webinar? Or do you get to interface with the instructor?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: frogprince
Date: 19 Jan 10 - 01:18 PM

When it comes to exciting entertainment at the workplace, nothing, no nothing in my experience has been comparable to OSHA safety films on hazardous product labeling, etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 10:34 AM

Has anyone seen Seamus? He was asleep on the coats in the tunnel between the Recovery Ward and the tavern but he's not there now. If he's run off again I will be in serious trouble with the Captain.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 10:53 AM

Obviously the 'Death by Powerpoint' was too much for me and I've moved next door...

Nurse, the screens!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat New Year Tavern 2010
From: MMario
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 11:09 AM

Have you checked Seamus' performance schedule on his website calander?


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