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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: topical tom Date: 16 Oct 07 - 12:49 PM N.B.: the aforementioned was in small letters |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: topical tom Date: 16 Oct 07 - 12:09 PM If you can read this you'd better be a hemmorhoid |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: GUEST,Taliesn Date: 30 Aug 02 - 04:40 PM While driving this was seenwritten on the back Harley-rider's helmet that woud only be readable when it the double-seat isn't occupied and causes the question to arise in your mind. (quote) " The bitch fell off" Forgive me but just I burst out laughing by it's bluntness. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Rincon Roy Date: 02 Feb 00 - 08:06 AM how about, STOP THE VIOLINS |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: GUEST,jofield Date: 01 Feb 00 - 02:09 PM My Kharma Ran Over My Dogma They Can Send Me to College, But They Can't Make Me Think Hey, You -- Out of the Gene Pool I Do Whatever My Rice Crispies Tell Me To James in Bristol, RI Go AmericaOne! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: GUEST,Brian Date: 01 Feb 00 - 01:54 PM I like these: I love cats, they taste just like chicken! Using a feather is Kinkey, using the whole chicken is Perverted. Fear no beer! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Troll Date: 01 Feb 00 - 01:24 PM A local politican used to have one that said: "Go adead and hit me. My son's a lawyer" troll |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Date: 01 Feb 00 - 11:51 AM Whew! Amos, sounds nasty. Yeah, Sorcha, and they invariably end up shooting themselves! Oh, and in my cynical way (I write op/edcolumns on it & other things) there is an all-year round season in Wyomng, too: wives. Peg, I used to have the broom one, too. I also have a button that I wear at Samhain which says, "Spirits Lifted No Charge." |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Amos Date: 01 Feb 00 - 11:34 AM I once got my face slapped by a surly police officer who asked me if I were not some kind of Commie Pinko Faggot Bastard Punk. I was not in a position to defend my honor well at the time, since my hands were cuffed, but I answered "No sir!"; he hit me again and said..."Don't lie to me, you Commie Pinko Faggot Bastard Punk!". Guess it would make a good bumper sticker, while I can still remember the words. It was long ago and far away! A |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Peg Date: 01 Feb 00 - 11:27 AM My all-time favorites... My Other Car is a Broom (which I sported on my '76 Volvo wagon for four years) It Will Be a Great Day When There is a Bake Sale Cut the Crap, I'm Psychic Bumper Stickers Are Not Enough Devil-Worshipping Whore (I also used to have a button that said this...)
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Sorcha Date: 01 Feb 00 - 11:23 AM Doughnuts wouldn't be so damn funny if it weren't so true! Staff meeting=doughnuts, Health Fair blood draw=doughnuts, morning roll call=doughnuts....... How about "Violin--A Fiddle With an ATTITUDE!" Ah, yes, hunting season in Wyoming, when (young) men's fancies turn to KILLING SOMETHING!! Not a bunper sticker, but do you all know the 4 seasons? Antelope, Deer, Elk and Moose. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Amos Date: 01 Feb 00 - 12:53 AM "Officer, your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?" A |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Date: 31 Jan 00 - 11:52 PM Those are great! I love the fiddling one, Sorcha! And, Dave the 4q2 is excellent! Troll, ALL the whales????LOL BTW, Sorcha, I saw that one right here in Casper on, you guessed it, the obligatory Wyomin' *huntin'* truck. Arrrgghh. I 'spose your husband has seen the "Bad Cop, No Donuts" one, eh? |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Troll Date: 31 Jan 00 - 10:08 PM Seen in Florida Save The Whales (collect the entire set) smaller font troll |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Amos Date: 31 Jan 00 - 10:07 PM Outrageous! ROFLMAO! A |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 31 Jan 00 - 10:04 PM I have three International signal flags on mine. Numeral 4 Letter Q Numeral 2 (Say 4q2 quickly) Along with a sailor saluting with his middle digit extended. Yours,Aye. Dave |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Sorcha Date: 31 Jan 00 - 09:43 PM Lordy lordy kat, that one is bad. Not telling my cop husband--he has enough trouble with doughnuts. How about: St. Patrick Eats Bagels I Brake for Reindeer Fiddling is a Viol Habit and on a VW Rabbit, white in color, IML8 |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Date: 31 Jan 00 - 08:59 PM Refreshing this for Infamous Amos, also have a new one (and I am NOT endorsing hunting!**BG**): Hunters make better lovers: They go deeper in the bush, Shoot more often, and Eat what they shoot! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Date: 02 Dec 99 - 08:38 PM Seen on one car, all together: Sex on tv won't hurt you....unless you roll off Beam me back, Merlin I don't suffer from insanity....I enjoy every minute of it! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Nov 99 - 10:15 AM Passion waggon - don't laugh, it may be your daughter in here!! If the trailers rockin'- someone's trying to steal it... And seen on the bottom of a jeep 'If you can read this, please turn me over'. On a motorbike, on the same lines - 'If you can read this, I've lost the sidecar with the wife and the kids...' Funny story time. My SO's parents had a motorcycle and side car, and four children. Going round a hairpin bend down hill, one child fell out of the sidecar. He rolled down the hill as the bike rounded the corner, and ran him over..... Eveyone was OK, but it was a good 1/2 hour ROTFLMAO when he told me this. LTS |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Frankie Date: 25 Nov 99 - 07:44 AM A button on a backpack- GUYS, US A CONDOM OR BEAT IT! A b.s. seen long ago- DICK NIXON BEFORE HE DICKS YOU. F |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Caitrin Date: 24 Nov 99 - 11:11 PM I have a fairly impressive bumper sticker collection on the back of my '88 Volvo station wagon. (19 stickers thus far) Hey, you have to do something to make your mother's former car look cool. My favorite is "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Bill Date: 24 Nov 99 - 06:04 PM My child is a South Park elementary school dropout |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Marion Date: 24 Nov 99 - 02:02 PM I don't get the "Hobbit with low blood sugar" one. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Storytlr Date: 24 Nov 99 - 01:58 PM Bumper sticker on a car with Minnesota plates: "My governor can beat up your governor." |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Blackcat2 Date: 24 Nov 99 - 01:22 PM There's all sorts of Florida - Anti tourist ones Welcome to Florida - now go home. We don't care how you do it up North. Saw this on a wall in Miami once - Florida - the groin below the Bible Belt. Wish it was a bumber sticker: Klingon Cultural Attache WARNING: Hobbit with low blood sugar. pax yall |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Fortunato Date: 24 Nov 99 - 01:12 PM Observed on Wash DC's Freeways: "I'm PMS and I carry a gun"
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Wesley S Date: 24 Nov 99 - 10:36 AM Also from Florida : If it's called tourist season - why can't we hunt them? and - Things are more like they are now than they ever have been before |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Blackcat2 Date: 24 Nov 99 - 10:28 AM My favs are: Get it right - you're a star, get it half right you're a gas giant. My Goddess gave birth to your God. Mean people suck - nice people swallow. and I have a bit of sybology on my car - I (heart)(shamrock)(music notes) The scariest thing here in Florida is that the Governor and his cabinet approved the new "vanity" license plate "CHOOSE LIFE!" to be for sale. The right wingers say it has nothing to do with being anti- abortion but the left wingers say if it is only about adoption, why not say something like "Adoption is neato!" Porceeds of the sales go to state approved adoption centers. pax yall |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Paul G. Date: 23 Nov 99 - 12:19 PM To Ely..."I didn't vote for his dad either" also plays well in Florida now with Jeb Bush as our Governor... One I remember from the late 60's..."Fighting for peace in Vietnam is like f***ing for virginity" |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: MIKERSIX Date: 23 Nov 99 - 11:48 AM on a wall in a college hallway: "Question everything" underneath: "Why?" |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: doug Date: 23 Nov 99 - 11:45 AM dissleskiks youniyt |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: aldus Date: 23 Nov 99 - 10:46 AM My favourite is a bit of graffitti I once saw in a phone box. Scrawled in lipstick just above the phone was the following....Oedipus...call your mother. I also liked anoth bit of Graffittie where some had written.. God is dead"--Nietzche, followed by.....Nietzche is dead... God. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Midchuck Date: 23 Nov 99 - 09:52 AM Somewhere I saw for sale little round stickers with a screw - just a plain old roundhead wood screw - on them, for sticking over the hearts on other peoples' stickers... |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Davey Date: 23 Nov 99 - 09:04 AM On a black T-Shirt with the familiar CK initials, were the words, Completely Klueless. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Wesley S Date: 23 Nov 99 - 08:56 AM Jeez if you love Honkus Nuke Gay Whales For Jesus Honk if you've never seen a UZI shooting out a car window
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 23 Nov 99 - 08:04 AM Good thread, ROTFLMAO, or what ever it is. My favourite has to be "Don't follow me, I'm lost too" And a picture of a guy with Richard written on his tee shirt, sticking out of the back of a car, with the slogan "Get your dick out of my boot(trunk)!" The "I (heart)" series are good, and can lead to things like; "I (spade) my dog!" "I (club) seals" LTS
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Date: 22 Nov 99 - 08:22 PM Those are great! Reminds me of another: I'm straight, but not narrow-minded |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Micca Date: 22 Nov 99 - 07:44 PM The ones I've always liked are Smash Violence now God send me patience---Quickly I'm not gay, I just look happy Stand up for your rites and a computer one "Only witch programmers use Hex" |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Date: 22 Nov 99 - 06:09 PM Just saw these, today: Jesus is coming....look busy. War doesn't prove who's right, only who's left |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: sophocleese Date: 13 Oct 99 - 11:28 AM I recently managed to inadvertently offend another mother at my kid's school. Having overdressed in a hurry I removed my sweater in the playground and revealed my BITCH t-shirt. B - beautiful, I - intelligent, T - talented, C - cunning, H - horny. I apologised and crossed my arms across my chest. The other t-shirt that I haven't got but will someday says "You call me Bitch like its a bad thing." My mom wears a t-shirt my father got her at a conference, "Scientists should state clearly the theories on which their facts are based." For any geologists in the thread my Dad also brought me two; "Beware! Active Orogenous Zone." and "Subduction leads to Orogeny." |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: eggman Date: 12 Oct 99 - 11:52 PM Here is my favorite: Engelbert Bumpersticker |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Lowden Unruly Date: 12 Oct 99 - 10:38 PM On the bumper of a rusted out mid-60's Chevy " My Other Car is also a Piece of Shit". LU |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: ddw Date: 12 Oct 99 - 10:21 PM At a music festival about 20 years ago I saw a guy walking around who had muscles in places I didn't know there were places. He was wearing a T-shirt with boobs painted on the front and across the back it said "Mr. Dressup." ddw |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Date: 12 Oct 99 - 02:42 PM LOL! Great! Reminds me of another fav...I think I posted on the other thread, long ago... Isis! Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Pete Peterson Date: 12 Oct 99 - 02:20 PM COntinuing the above-- Cthulu Loves YOU (with sauce) |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: annamill Date: 12 Oct 99 - 02:01 PM As a long ago avid reader of H.P. Lovecraft, that was great. I've often been afraid to name the unnameable... ooooohhh.. Love, annap |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: jaguar Date: 12 Oct 99 - 01:50 PM Mmmm... another thought, for those of you who would recognize this sort of thing, I have a bumper sticker somewhere that says "Elder Gods, Old Ones? Bunch of malarky! Hastur, Hastur, Hastur. See? Nothing hap.....*" |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Larry B. Date: 12 Oct 99 - 11:22 AM Magpie and Paddymack: Re: Sh*t Happens Coming back late on this; apparently the thread went dormant shortly before I found the MudCat-- Misfortune happens; it only becomes sh*t if you swallow it and don't use it all. LB |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Micca Date: 11 Oct 99 - 07:35 PM A recent T-shirt (specially printed, one off) said in large letters "Error 404" and in smaller letters " the person you require is not available on this server, Piss off and annoy someone else" |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: sophocleese Date: 11 Oct 99 - 03:42 PM I used to have a button that read: "I am a Quaker, in case of emergency please, BE QUIET!" There was also the favourite "Fox Off!" as well. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Date: 11 Oct 99 - 01:29 PM I love the Quaker ones! All of the above are great! Just saw another one: Next time you think you are perfect, try walking on water. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Ely Date: 11 Oct 99 - 01:09 PM Give a freak a ride Reunite Gondwanaland (an old geologist joke) Proud parent of a crazy-ass militia member. I didn't vote for his daddy, either (but that means nothing outside of Texas) Don't blame me, I voted for Willie Nelson. My mother once got us to a friend's Quaker wedding on the Rice University campus (incredibly confusing if you aren't familiar with it) by following the bumper stickers, "Quakers: Witnesses for Peace since 1660", "Practice Random Acts of Kindness and Senseless Beauty" (or whatever the wording should be), several Darwin fish, "Clinton/Gore" or "Vote Democrat". |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Mbo Date: 11 Oct 99 - 09:36 AM A personal favorite of mine is "Have You Flogged Yer Crew Today?" As a resident of Greenville, North Carolina, and an East Carolina University student, I can tell you that there is not much in this town that isn't Pirate-related (you might have noticed our team, the ECU Pirates were ranked No.16 in the NCAA football polls, but since our loss on Saturday to Southern Miss(evil!) we'll probably drop from the rankings. :-{ By the way, the Car Talk guys (Tom & Ray Maliozzi also known as Click & Clack--The Tappitt Brothers) from the NPR program have had some good bumper stickers like: "Vote for Click & Clack The Tappitt Brothers: Unencumbered by the Thought Process" and there newest "Get Off the Phone & Drive!" --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Ppatty Date: 11 Oct 99 - 09:19 AM From a gym drop out "Turning 40 is exercise enough"
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Date: 10 Oct 99 - 11:48 PM Just saw this the other day on a car here in Wyoming: Wyoming...it's not the end of the earth, but you can see it from here! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Davey Date: 24 Sep 99 - 04:18 PM Saw a T-shirt with a picture of an open manhole... On one side of the manhole was a pair of dark glasses and a cane, while on the other side of the manhole stood a seeing eye dog, paws over his mouth, saying "Oops" |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Harvey Gerst Date: 24 Sep 99 - 03:53 PM Too long for a bumper sticker, but should be: I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather; not screaming like his passengers. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: MudGuard Date: 24 Sep 99 - 01:31 AM Saw one on the passenger door of a taxi yesterday: Where do you want to go today? I can't remember where I have read that slogan before ;-)
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: DonPer Date: 23 Sep 99 - 10:54 PM My favorite is "Help Stamp Out Bumper Stickers" |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: lamarca Date: 23 Sep 99 - 10:28 PM One I just saw today on a car being driven by a young woman: "This delinquent is having sex with your honor student" |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: kendall morse (don't use) Date: 23 Sep 99 - 08:20 PM Another.. left winger: DEMOCRATS.. THE FOLKS WHO GAVE YOU WEEKENDS, OVERTIME..SOCIAL SECURITY, AND WOMENS SUFFERAGE |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: radriano Date: 23 Sep 99 - 06:12 PM Sorry, that last entry should read: STUTTERERS DO IT REPEATEDLY radriano |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: radriano Date: 23 Sep 99 - 05:25 PM I've had the idea for a while to have a bumper sticker made that says: STUTTERS DO IT REPEATEDLY No, I'm not just being mean - I speak from experience! radriano |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Nic Date: 23 Sep 99 - 03:28 PM F*ck Obscenity! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Date: 23 Sep 99 - 02:33 PM chickens? |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Liam Devlin Date: 23 Sep 99 - 11:31 AM kendall - many of us working men and women vote Republican, but I like the bit about the chickens! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Jeremiah McCaw Date: 23 Sep 99 - 11:12 AM Eschew Obfuscation! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: jaguar Date: 22 Sep 99 - 07:31 PM I personally want to have a collection of fish on my car. A Darwin fish, a Witch fish, a UFO fish, an Alien fish, a Cuthulu fish... |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: KathWestra Date: 22 Sep 99 - 02:49 PM I notice Lorraine didn't stick it (to her car). Maybe lamarca and I thought it was funnier than she did. (In case you guys didn't know, Charlie Baum, Lorraine, lamarca, and I are all neighbors in the Silver Spring "folk ghetto.") Kath |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Bert Date: 22 Sep 99 - 01:52 PM Well, if he was a REAL man he would have laughed. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: lamarca Date: 22 Sep 99 - 01:25 PM Then there's the other one that both Ms. Westra and I had to buy and put on our cars: Visualize Using Your Turn Signals
or the one we gave lorraine: |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: K'tildas Date: 22 Sep 99 - 12:13 PM Saw last week on car with gov't plates: "Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket" |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: KathWestra Date: 22 Sep 99 - 11:22 AM Eschew Obfuscation
Illiterate? Write Us for Help!
and one that I actually broke down and stuck to my very own bumper: |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: kendall morse (don't use) Date: 21 Sep 99 - 08:33 PM Also.. A working man voting for a republican, is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: kendall morse (don't use) Date: 21 Sep 99 - 08:24 PM One of my favorites is: If you can read this.. thank a teacher. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: DonMeixner Date: 21 Sep 99 - 01:52 PM I have always wanted to have some stickers printed up that would be of A #12 x 1 1/2" phillips head threaded fastener. The sticker would be about 1 1/2" in diameter. It would cover the "luv hearts" That we see on bumber stickers realating ones affection for their pets. I imagine a few heads might be turned along the highway. A sticker of the spade from a deck of cards could have an equal effect. But it might also get cheers from the ASPCA and Peta. Don |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Ted from Australia Date: 21 Sep 99 - 02:46 AM On A Tee Shirt( want one) "I'm not an Alchohioli I'm a drunk (in small font)Alcholics go to meetings and for the fisherpersons
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: DonMeixner Date: 21 Sep 99 - 12:26 AM While traveling with the band to a gig in the Poconos we were very slowly passed by an elderly couple who were busy in the front seat of their car conversing in American Sign Language. I can read very little of it but I felt like I was eaves dropping so I looked away. As they passed I noticed their bumper sticker read " Honk if you don't like my driving". |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Jack (Who is called Jack) Date: 20 Sep 99 - 11:37 PM I don't know if I put this in the last bumper sticker thread. About 10 years back, David Duke (remember him) ex-imperial Wizard of the Klu-Klux-Klan, claimed he had 'changed his tune', he tried to run for Guv'ner of the great state of Louisiana as a member of the Repubican . The Louisiana constitution calls for an open primary with the top two finishers to fight it out in the general election. Well much to the chagrin of the GOP, and mortification of old G.W. Bush in his taxpayer funded digs up on Pennsylvania Avenue, Mr. Duke managed to finish second behind the right honerable Democratic Ex-Guv, one Edwin Edwards, who's history of self-serving patronage and corruption in office had attained a legendary status on the delta second only to Huey Long. So come November, the good citizens of Louisiana had managed to put themselves in the unenviable position of having to choose between a Klan Wizard (The Hood) or a political criminal (The Crook). The running joke was 'Who ya gonna vote for, The Hood or The Crook". Which gave rise to the greatest political bumper sticker in the history of american politics IMHO. Vote for the Crook--Its Important! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Lyle Date: 20 Sep 99 - 11:14 PM On the back of a leather jacket worn by a man riding a motorcycle: "If you can read this, my girlfriend fell off." |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: haldavis Date: 20 Sep 99 - 10:54 PM Honk If You're Illiterate my favorite, seen on the front of a VW minibus while gazing out the window at a feminist science fiction convention, |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: kendall morse (don't use) Date: 20 Sep 99 - 10:43 PM how about STOP GLOBAL WHINNING |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: JedMarum Date: 20 Sep 99 - 05:16 PM dull minds aren't created, I think, kat - they just happen (perhaps much the same way as sh*t happens). I once saw a clever graffiti conversation written along the wall of a public entrance to the men and women's room at a restauraunt in Framingham Massachusetts. It read; Women get liberated. Make him sleep in the wet spot! Liberated men prefer sleeping on the wet spot! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Date: 20 Sep 99 - 05:06 PM SophoC, I've seen that as a bumper sticker. Another related one is the DARE logo, from the anti-drug program, only instead of saying "DARE" and underneath that "To keep kids off drugs", it says "DARE...to keep cops off donuts!" NOI (no offense intended) to any cop Mudders. But, liam, do we have to have the housework in order to create the dull mind?*G* katlaughing |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: sophocleese Date: 20 Sep 99 - 05:02 PM I have a t-shirt that reads; "Bad Cop No Donut". I did actually wear it into a donut shop filled with police officers. I was on trip somewhere and the first place I headed for in the shop was the ladies. When I come out several of the people were snickering and staring at me. I couldn't figure it out at first. I checked my shorts, my hair, my glasses then I realized it was my shirt. OOps! Most of them thought it was funny, two of them asked me where they could get one. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Magpie Date: 20 Sep 99 - 04:54 PM Re. Paddymack "sh-t happens" Didn't you know? Sh-t doesn't happen, sh-t is caused! Magpie |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: JedMarum Date: 20 Sep 99 - 04:46 PM ... but a dull mind doesn;t mind housework! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Date: 20 Sep 99 - 04:40 PM "Housework Makes the Mind Dull" |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Pink Date: 31 Aug 99 - 05:55 PM Seen on a beat up pick-up "Keep back 300', driver dips Copenhagen Snuff." "Don't tailgate me, or I'll flick a booger on your windshield!" "Don't piss me off, I'm runnig out of places to hide the bodies." "My Mom says I'm special." "Keep honking, I'm reloading!" "If you want to finish in 2nd place, follow me!" (blurry letters) "What speed limit?" |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Mayberry Date: 31 Aug 99 - 05:10 PM I always wanted to make a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you think I'm doing something stupid!". The best graffitti I ever saw was in a truck stop mens'room cubicle: Truckers do it Better! (different script): Do What! (first script): Don't Know! Too Busy drivin' the Damn Truck! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: ddw Date: 31 Aug 99 - 12:32 AM Liam's post reminded me of something I saw on a john wall in the math and sciences building at Cleveland State U. back in the mid '60s.
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: paddymac Date: 31 Aug 99 - 12:09 AM and from the Piney woods of the Florida Panhandle "Holvnwvt Momes". (the "v" is sounded like "uh"). It's Muskogee Creek and means (roughly) - "sh-t happens". |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: JedMarum Date: 30 Aug 99 - 09:54 AM ... and if y'all will indulge just one minor thread creep digression; I was sitting in the stall at a men's room at DFW airport when I noticed, among the usual homophobic scribblings, one 'author' had written simply Jesus Saves ... another budding literary genius had scribbled in beneath this comment (presumably some time much later) the words, and Lineacre scores on the rebound!. Apparently this is not an uncommon English one-liner, but it struck me as a bit unusual for American bathroom graffiti. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: JedMarum Date: 30 Aug 99 - 09:48 AM A few of my favorites follow:
Imagine Swirled Peas
From the Nixon/Agnew days I remember, The Moral Majority is neither and now we have its more updated version: The Christian Right is neither But I think my all time favorite is the timeless classic twist on the 'pearls before swine parable', Never try to teach a pig to sing; you won't be successful and you'll only annoy the pig.
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Bugsy Date: 30 Aug 99 - 03:32 AM On the rear bumper - "Save Gas - Fart In A Jar!" "Take Me Drunk - I'm Home Again!" "You Thunk I'm Drink - Didn't I?" Bugsy |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Sandy Paton Date: 29 Aug 99 - 10:34 PM I think it was Erasmus who said: "When I have money, I buy books. If I have any left over, I buy food and clothing." (T-shirt from PBS). My favorite used-book storekeeper says to Caroline, "Think what he could be addicted to!" |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: emily rain Date: 29 Aug 99 - 10:17 PM *snicker* such luscious nastiness. my mom confessed to me recently that for a long time she thought the jesus fish (without the letters, darwinian legs, etc.) was the logo for some car company. i told her i thought that in and of itself could make a great bumper sticker. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Banjer Date: 29 Aug 99 - 05:57 PM This is the first time I have tried to copy and paste from my word processor to the forum. If it don't work my apologies in advance. It's a story that I received by e-mail that ties in with the "Honk if you love _____" series.
The other day I went to the local religious book store where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back of my car, and I am really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed!! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: kendall morse (don't use) Date: 29 Aug 99 - 05:23 PM and, of course, Honk if you hate noise |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: kendall morse (don't use) Date: 29 Aug 99 - 05:21 PM the funniest bumper sticker I ever saw was during Watergate.. IMPEACH THE COX SACKER |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: ddw Date: 29 Aug 99 - 05:01 PM Saw one a couple of days ago that said: BEER; Getting ugly people laid since Egyptian times. ddw |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Jen Date: 29 Aug 99 - 03:25 PM I have one: "Question Reality". Thought it was appropriate. I've seen some good ones, but I'll have to keep my eyes open for them and remember to write them down. There's a Shakespearian quote I'd love to put on a t-shirt: "There's small choice in rotten apples".*g* If I wore it at a certain place, some of the people there would ROTFL. Jen |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: j0_77 Date: 29 Aug 99 - 02:13 PM Chineses Plastic Junk 4 u MAll-WART USA |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: joeler Date: 29 Aug 99 - 01:52 PM On the back of a double tandem truck hauling away dirt form another freeway being built. "I you don't like my driving, call 1-800-eat-sh-t. (didn't want to offend anybody) |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Date: 29 Aug 99 - 01:41 PM Seen at Kmart, yesterday, on the back of an elderly, white-haired woman's wheelchiar. An obviosly lively woman, scooting herself along, with her feet, directing the employee who was designated her shopping helper: FBI- FULL Blooded Irish! She was an absolute doll! I told her I loved it and so would several of my friends. She was a talker, gift of gab and mind intact. We visited for quite a few minutes, with her telling me which "home" she lives at, how she orders up a bus ride and takes off to shop, on her own; about her brother who had a mechanic shop; and her maiden name: Mehan (I think). Anyway, I think we both brightened each other's day and when I told her my name was Katey, she started singing "Kkkkkaty, beautiful Katy" to me! Made me really happy to think I knew of others who would appreciate the story and the bumper sticker! So thanks again for being the great friends ya all are! kat(ey) |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Bev and Jerry Date: 01 Aug 99 - 01:46 AM We've been on tour for three weeks so we didn't read the first thread. If this has already been posted, forgive us. I may not agree with your bumper sticker but I will defend to the death your right to stick it. Bev and Jerry
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Banjer Date: 31 Jul 99 - 02:39 PM That just 'goes to show ya'; Momma's mind was in the gutter and the two boys enjoyed a good play on words...I don't know if this is a repeat or not but the bumper sticker 'du jour' is the one that says, "Driver Carries No Money, Wife and Kids Have It All" |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: WyoWoman Date: 31 Jul 99 - 11:10 AM I have a lovely tee shirt that reads, "Fish naked: You might hook the big one." I forgot I had it on the other day when I rode my bike downtown and was standing on the sidewalk talking with friends when I noticed a mother sort of hustling her two sons, about 8 and 9 I'd say, past me with a very unappreciative look on her face. The boys seemed to think it was funny... WW |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Celtic-End Singer Date: 30 Jul 99 - 08:13 PM All-time favourite, in the terrible days of Thatcherism, but equally applicable in the terrible days of Blairism: "Guy Fawkes, where are you when we need you?" |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Banjer Date: 30 Jul 99 - 06:32 PM Since we seem to be straying from bumper stickers my all time favorite T-shirt has a picture of a reclining dog, looks like a great dane, with his one paw in the universal salute (shooting a bird, for the uncultured among us) and the quote below him says 'Fetch This' |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Bryant Date: 30 Jul 99 - 03:20 PM This one's for the scientific crowd: (On a RED bumper sticker) "If this bumper sticker is blue you're driving way too fast." |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Date: 30 Jul 99 - 12:59 PM No offense taken here, Angus. I am still laughing too hard! |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Angus McSweeney Date: 30 Jul 99 - 12:12 PM Saw this one just last week: When guns are outlawed Only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children! Steve Goodman played at Charlottes's Web in Rockford, Il, circa 1973 and commented "Did you hear about Dick Nixon? He saw "Deep Throat" three times and still couldn't get it down pat (Pat)! (I should maybe start a list of people I've offended today.)
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Marion Date: 30 Jul 99 - 10:53 AM How about... Love globally - lust locally. |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: Lonesome EJ Date: 30 Jul 99 - 01:42 AM Not a bumper sticker, but a graffito I saw on a restroom wall many years ago.In an angst-ridden scrawl of black ink someone had written " My Mother made me a homosexual." Underneath, someone else had written " If I buy the yarn will she make me one too?" |
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Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: campfire Date: 30 Jul 99 - 12:28 AM It wasn't a bumper sticker, but a T-shirt -well, maybe that's just different bumpers ;) - that said: My Next Husband Will be NORMAL campfire |
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Subject: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition! From: katlaughing Date: 29 Jul 99 - 06:33 PM Click for the 'PermaThread™: List of all joke threads'Since the other was getting close to 150 postings, I thought I'd start another. Question Authority....Ask Me About Anything!
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