Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: topical tom
Date: 16 Oct 07 - 12:49 PM

N.B.: the aforementioned was in small letters

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: topical tom
Date: 16 Oct 07 - 12:09 PM

If you can read this you'd better be a hemmorhoid

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: GUEST,Taliesn
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 04:40 PM

While driving this was seenwritten on the back Harley-rider's helmet that woud only be readable when it the double-seat isn't occupied and causes the question to arise in your mind. (quote) " The bitch fell off"

Forgive me but just I burst out laughing by it's bluntness.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Rincon Roy
Date: 02 Feb 00 - 08:06 AM

how about,

STOP THE VIOLINS

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: GUEST,jofield
Date: 01 Feb 00 - 02:09 PM

My Kharma Ran Over My Dogma

They Can Send Me to College, But They Can't Make Me Think

Hey, You -- Out of the Gene Pool

I Do Whatever My Rice Crispies Tell Me To

James in Bristol, RI

Go AmericaOne!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: GUEST,Brian
Date: 01 Feb 00 - 01:54 PM

I like these:

I love cats, they taste just like chicken!

Using a feather is Kinkey, using the whole chicken is Perverted.

Fear no beer!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Troll
Date: 01 Feb 00 - 01:24 PM

A local politican used to have one that said:

"Go adead and hit me. My son's a lawyer"

troll

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: katlaughing
Date: 01 Feb 00 - 11:51 AM

Whew! Amos, sounds nasty.

Yeah, Sorcha, and they invariably end up shooting themselves! Oh, and in my cynical way (I write op/edcolumns on it & other things) there is an all-year round season in Wyomng, too: wives.

Peg, I used to have the broom one, too. I also have a button that I wear at Samhain which says, "Spirits Lifted No Charge."

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Amos
Date: 01 Feb 00 - 11:34 AM

I once got my face slapped by a surly police officer who asked me if I were not some kind of Commie Pinko Faggot Bastard Punk. I was not in a position to defend my honor well at the time, since my hands were cuffed, but I answered "No sir!"; he hit me again and said..."Don't lie to me, you Commie Pinko Faggot Bastard Punk!". Guess it would make a good bumper sticker, while I can still remember the words. It was long ago and far away!

A

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Peg
Date: 01 Feb 00 - 11:27 AM

My all-time favorites...

My Other Car is a Broom (which I sported on my '76 Volvo wagon for four years)

It Will Be a Great Day When There is a Bake Sale

Cut the Crap, I'm Psychic

Bumper Stickers Are Not Enough

Devil-Worshipping Whore (I also used to have a button that said this...)

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Sorcha
Date: 01 Feb 00 - 11:23 AM

Doughnuts wouldn't be so damn funny if it weren't so true! Staff meeting=doughnuts, Health Fair blood draw=doughnuts, morning roll call=doughnuts....... How about "Violin--A Fiddle With an ATTITUDE!" Ah, yes, hunting season in Wyoming, when (young) men's fancies turn to KILLING SOMETHING!! Not a bunper sticker, but do you all know the 4 seasons? Antelope, Deer, Elk and Moose.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Amos
Date: 01 Feb 00 - 12:53 AM

"Officer, your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

A

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: katlaughing
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 11:52 PM

Those are great! I love the fiddling one, Sorcha! And, Dave the 4q2 is excellent! Troll, ALL the whales????LOL

BTW, Sorcha, I saw that one right here in Casper on, you guessed it, the obligatory Wyomin' *huntin'* truck. Arrrgghh. I 'spose your husband has seen the "Bad Cop, No Donuts" one, eh?

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Troll
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 10:08 PM

Seen in Florida

Save The Whales (collect the entire set) smaller font

troll

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Amos
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 10:07 PM

Outrageous! ROFLMAO!

A

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 10:04 PM

I have three International signal flags on mine. Numeral 4 Letter Q Numeral 2 (Say 4q2 quickly) Along with a sailor saluting with his middle digit extended. Yours,Aye. Dave

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 09:43 PM

Lordy lordy kat, that one is bad. Not telling my cop husband--he has enough trouble with doughnuts. How about:
St. Patrick Eats Bagels
I Brake for Reindeer
Fiddling is a Viol Habit
and on a VW Rabbit, white in color, IML8

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: katlaughing
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 08:59 PM

Refreshing this for Infamous Amos, also have a new one (and I am NOT endorsing hunting!**BG**):

Hunters make better lovers:

They go deeper in the bush,

Shoot more often, and

Eat what they shoot!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: katlaughing
Date: 02 Dec 99 - 08:38 PM

Seen on one car, all together:

Sex on tv won't hurt you....unless you roll off

Beam me back, Merlin

I don't suffer from insanity....I enjoy every minute of it!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Nov 99 - 10:15 AM

Passion waggon - don't laugh, it may be your daughter in here!!

If the trailers rockin'- someone's trying to steal it...

And seen on the bottom of a jeep 'If you can read this, please turn me over'.

On a motorbike, on the same lines - 'If you can read this, I've lost the sidecar with the wife and the kids...'

Funny story time. My SO's parents had a motorcycle and side car, and four children. Going round a hairpin bend down hill, one child fell out of the sidecar. He rolled down the hill as the bike rounded the corner, and ran him over..... Eveyone was OK, but it was a good 1/2 hour ROTFLMAO when he told me this.

LTS

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Frankie
Date: 25 Nov 99 - 07:44 AM

A button on a backpack- GUYS, US A CONDOM OR BEAT IT!

A b.s. seen long ago- DICK NIXON BEFORE HE DICKS YOU.

F

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Caitrin
Date: 24 Nov 99 - 11:11 PM

I have a fairly impressive bumper sticker collection on the back of my '88 Volvo station wagon. (19 stickers thus far) Hey, you have to do something to make your mother's former car look cool. My favorite is "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Bill
Date: 24 Nov 99 - 06:04 PM

My child is a South Park elementary school dropout

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Marion
Date: 24 Nov 99 - 02:02 PM

I don't get the "Hobbit with low blood sugar" one.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Storytlr
Date: 24 Nov 99 - 01:58 PM

Bumper sticker on a car with Minnesota plates: "My governor can beat up your governor."

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Blackcat2
Date: 24 Nov 99 - 01:22 PM

There's all sorts of Florida - Anti tourist ones

Welcome to Florida - now go home.

We don't care how you do it up North.

Saw this on a wall in Miami once - Florida - the groin below the Bible Belt.

Wish it was a bumber sticker: Klingon Cultural Attache

WARNING: Hobbit with low blood sugar.

pax yall

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Fortunato
Date: 24 Nov 99 - 01:12 PM

Observed on Wash DC's Freeways:

"I'm PMS and I carry a gun"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Wesley S
Date: 24 Nov 99 - 10:36 AM

Also from Florida :

If it's called tourist season - why can't we hunt them?

and -

Things are more like they are now than they ever have been before

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Blackcat2
Date: 24 Nov 99 - 10:28 AM

My favs are:

Get it right - you're a star, get it half right you're a gas giant.

My Goddess gave birth to your God.

Mean people suck - nice people swallow.

and I have a bit of sybology on my car - I (heart)(shamrock)(music notes)

The scariest thing here in Florida is that the Governor and his cabinet approved the new "vanity" license plate "CHOOSE LIFE!" to be for sale. The right wingers say it has nothing to do with being anti- abortion but the left wingers say if it is only about adoption, why not say something like "Adoption is neato!" Porceeds of the sales go to state approved adoption centers.

pax yall

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Paul G.
Date: 23 Nov 99 - 12:19 PM

To Ely..."I didn't vote for his dad either" also plays well in Florida now with Jeb Bush as our Governor...

One I remember from the late 60's..."Fighting for peace in Vietnam is like f***ing for virginity"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: MIKERSIX
Date: 23 Nov 99 - 11:48 AM

on a wall in a college hallway:

"Question everything"

underneath:

"Why?"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: doug
Date: 23 Nov 99 - 11:45 AM

dissleskiks youniyt

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: aldus
Date: 23 Nov 99 - 10:46 AM

My favourite is a bit of graffitti I once saw in a phone box. Scrawled in lipstick just above the phone was the following....Oedipus...call your mother. I also liked anoth bit of Graffittie where some had written.. God is dead"--Nietzche, followed by.....Nietzche is dead... God.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Midchuck
Date: 23 Nov 99 - 09:52 AM

Somewhere I saw for sale little round stickers with a screw - just a plain old roundhead wood screw - on them, for sticking over the hearts on other peoples' stickers...

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Davey
Date: 23 Nov 99 - 09:04 AM

On a black T-Shirt with the familiar CK initials, were the words, Completely Klueless.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Wesley S
Date: 23 Nov 99 - 08:56 AM

Jeez if you love Honkus

Nuke Gay Whales For Jesus

Honk if you've never seen a UZI shooting out a car window

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Nov 99 - 08:04 AM

Good thread, ROTFLMAO, or what ever it is.

My favourite has to be "Don't follow me, I'm lost too"

And a picture of a guy with Richard written on his tee shirt, sticking out of the back of a car, with the slogan "Get your dick out of my boot(trunk)!"

The "I (heart)" series are good, and can lead to things like;

"I (spade) my dog!"

"I (club) seals"

LTS

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: katlaughing
Date: 22 Nov 99 - 08:22 PM

Those are great! Reminds me of another:

I'm straight, but not narrow-minded

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Micca
Date: 22 Nov 99 - 07:44 PM

The ones I've always liked are
Smash Violence now
God send me patience---Quickly
I'm not gay, I just look happy
Stand up for your rites
and a computer one "Only witch programmers use Hex"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: katlaughing
Date: 22 Nov 99 - 06:09 PM

Just saw these, today:

Jesus is coming....look busy.

War doesn't prove who's right, only who's left

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: sophocleese
Date: 13 Oct 99 - 11:28 AM

I recently managed to inadvertently offend another mother at my kid's school. Having overdressed in a hurry I removed my sweater in the playground and revealed my BITCH t-shirt. B - beautiful, I - intelligent, T - talented, C - cunning, H - horny. I apologised and crossed my arms across my chest. The other t-shirt that I haven't got but will someday says "You call me Bitch like its a bad thing."

My mom wears a t-shirt my father got her at a conference, "Scientists should state clearly the theories on which their facts are based." For any geologists in the thread my Dad also brought me two; "Beware! Active Orogenous Zone." and "Subduction leads to Orogeny."

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: eggman
Date: 12 Oct 99 - 11:52 PM

Here is my favorite: Engelbert Bumpersticker

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Lowden Unruly
Date: 12 Oct 99 - 10:38 PM

On the bumper of a rusted out mid-60's Chevy " My Other Car is also a Piece of Shit". LU

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: ddw
Date: 12 Oct 99 - 10:21 PM

At a music festival about 20 years ago I saw a guy walking around who had muscles in places I didn't know there were places. He was wearing a T-shirt with boobs painted on the front and across the back it said "Mr. Dressup."

ddw

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: katlaughing
Date: 12 Oct 99 - 02:42 PM

LOL! Great! Reminds me of another fav...I think I posted on the other thread, long ago...

Isis! Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Pete Peterson
Date: 12 Oct 99 - 02:20 PM

COntinuing the above--

Cthulu Loves YOU (with sauce)

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: annamill
Date: 12 Oct 99 - 02:01 PM

As a long ago avid reader of H.P. Lovecraft, that was great. I've often been afraid to name the unnameable... ooooohhh..

Love, annap

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: jaguar
Date: 12 Oct 99 - 01:50 PM

Mmmm... another thought, for those of you who would recognize this sort of thing, I have a bumper sticker somewhere that says "Elder Gods, Old Ones? Bunch of malarky! Hastur, Hastur, Hastur. See? Nothing hap.....*"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Larry B.
Date: 12 Oct 99 - 11:22 AM

Magpie and Paddymack: Re: Sh*t Happens

Coming back late on this; apparently the thread went dormant shortly before I found the MudCat--

Misfortune happens; it only becomes sh*t if you swallow it and don't use it all.

LB

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Micca
Date: 11 Oct 99 - 07:35 PM

A recent T-shirt (specially printed, one off) said in large letters "Error 404" and in smaller letters " the person you require is not available on this server, Piss off and annoy someone else"