Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Jeremiah McCaw
Date: 23 Sep 99 - 11:12 AM

Eschew Obfuscation!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Liam Devlin
Date: 23 Sep 99 - 11:31 AM

kendall - many of us working men and women vote Republican, but I like the bit about the chickens!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From:
Date: 23 Sep 99 - 02:33 PM

chickens?

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Nic
Date: 23 Sep 99 - 03:28 PM

F*ck Obscenity!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: radriano
Date: 23 Sep 99 - 05:25 PM

I've had the idea for a while to have a bumper sticker made that says:

STUTTERS DO IT REPEATEDLY

No, I'm not just being mean - I speak from experience!

radriano

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: radriano
Date: 23 Sep 99 - 06:12 PM

Sorry, that last entry should read:

STUTTERERS DO IT REPEATEDLY

radriano

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: kendall morse (don't use)
Date: 23 Sep 99 - 08:20 PM

Another.. left winger: DEMOCRATS.. THE FOLKS WHO GAVE YOU WEEKENDS, OVERTIME..SOCIAL SECURITY, AND WOMENS SUFFERAGE

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: lamarca
Date: 23 Sep 99 - 10:28 PM

One I just saw today on a car being driven by a young woman:

"This delinquent is having sex with your honor student"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: DonPer
Date: 23 Sep 99 - 10:54 PM

My favorite is "Help Stamp Out Bumper Stickers"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: MudGuard
Date: 24 Sep 99 - 01:31 AM

Saw one on the passenger door of a taxi yesterday:

Where do you want to go today?

I can't remember where I have read that slogan before ;-)

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Harvey Gerst
Date: 24 Sep 99 - 03:53 PM

Too long for a bumper sticker, but should be:

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather; not screaming like his passengers.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Davey
Date: 24 Sep 99 - 04:18 PM

Saw a T-shirt with a picture of an open manhole... On one side of the manhole was a pair of dark glasses and a cane, while on the other side of the manhole stood a seeing eye dog, paws over his mouth, saying "Oops"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Oct 99 - 11:48 PM

Just saw this the other day on a car here in Wyoming:

Wyoming...it's not the end of the earth, but you can see it from here!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Ppatty
Date: 11 Oct 99 - 09:19 AM

From a gym drop out

"Turning 40 is exercise enough"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Mbo
Date: 11 Oct 99 - 09:36 AM

A personal favorite of mine is "Have You Flogged Yer Crew Today?" As a resident of Greenville, North Carolina, and an East Carolina University student, I can tell you that there is not much in this town that isn't Pirate-related (you might have noticed our team, the ECU Pirates were ranked No.16 in the NCAA football polls, but since our loss on Saturday to Southern Miss(evil!) we'll probably drop from the rankings. :-{ By the way, the Car Talk guys (Tom & Ray Maliozzi also known as Click & Clack--The Tappitt Brothers) from the NPR program have had some good bumper stickers like: "Vote for Click & Clack The Tappitt Brothers: Unencumbered by the Thought Process" and there newest "Get Off the Phone & Drive!" --Mbo

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Ely
Date: 11 Oct 99 - 01:09 PM

Give a freak a ride

Reunite Gondwanaland (an old geologist joke)

Proud parent of a crazy-ass militia member.

I didn't vote for his daddy, either (but that means nothing outside of Texas)

Don't blame me, I voted for Willie Nelson.

My mother once got us to a friend's Quaker wedding on the Rice University campus (incredibly confusing if you aren't familiar with it) by following the bumper stickers, "Quakers: Witnesses for Peace since 1660", "Practice Random Acts of Kindness and Senseless Beauty" (or whatever the wording should be), several Darwin fish, "Clinton/Gore" or "Vote Democrat".

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: katlaughing
Date: 11 Oct 99 - 01:29 PM

I love the Quaker ones! All of the above are great! Just saw another one:

Next time you think you are perfect, try walking on water.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: sophocleese
Date: 11 Oct 99 - 03:42 PM

I used to have a button that read: "I am a Quaker, in case of emergency please, BE QUIET!" There was also the favourite "Fox Off!" as well.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Micca
Date: 11 Oct 99 - 07:35 PM

A recent T-shirt (specially printed, one off) said in large letters "Error 404" and in smaller letters " the person you require is not available on this server, Piss off and annoy someone else"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Larry B.
Date: 12 Oct 99 - 11:22 AM

Magpie and Paddymack: Re: Sh*t Happens

Coming back late on this; apparently the thread went dormant shortly before I found the MudCat--

Misfortune happens; it only becomes sh*t if you swallow it and don't use it all.

LB

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: jaguar
Date: 12 Oct 99 - 01:50 PM

Mmmm... another thought, for those of you who would recognize this sort of thing, I have a bumper sticker somewhere that says "Elder Gods, Old Ones? Bunch of malarky! Hastur, Hastur, Hastur. See? Nothing hap.....*"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: annamill
Date: 12 Oct 99 - 02:01 PM

As a long ago avid reader of H.P. Lovecraft, that was great. I've often been afraid to name the unnameable... ooooohhh..

Love, annap

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Pete Peterson
Date: 12 Oct 99 - 02:20 PM

COntinuing the above--

Cthulu Loves YOU (with sauce)

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: katlaughing
Date: 12 Oct 99 - 02:42 PM

LOL! Great! Reminds me of another fav...I think I posted on the other thread, long ago...

Isis! Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: ddw
Date: 12 Oct 99 - 10:21 PM

At a music festival about 20 years ago I saw a guy walking around who had muscles in places I didn't know there were places. He was wearing a T-shirt with boobs painted on the front and across the back it said "Mr. Dressup."

ddw

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Lowden Unruly
Date: 12 Oct 99 - 10:38 PM

On the bumper of a rusted out mid-60's Chevy " My Other Car is also a Piece of Shit". LU

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: eggman
Date: 12 Oct 99 - 11:52 PM

Here is my favorite: Engelbert Bumpersticker

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: sophocleese
Date: 13 Oct 99 - 11:28 AM

I recently managed to inadvertently offend another mother at my kid's school. Having overdressed in a hurry I removed my sweater in the playground and revealed my BITCH t-shirt. B - beautiful, I - intelligent, T - talented, C - cunning, H - horny. I apologised and crossed my arms across my chest. The other t-shirt that I haven't got but will someday says "You call me Bitch like its a bad thing."

My mom wears a t-shirt my father got her at a conference, "Scientists should state clearly the theories on which their facts are based." For any geologists in the thread my Dad also brought me two; "Beware! Active Orogenous Zone." and "Subduction leads to Orogeny."

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: katlaughing
Date: 22 Nov 99 - 06:09 PM

Just saw these, today:

Jesus is coming....look busy.

War doesn't prove who's right, only who's left

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Micca
Date: 22 Nov 99 - 07:44 PM

The ones I've always liked are
Smash Violence now
God send me patience---Quickly
I'm not gay, I just look happy
Stand up for your rites
and a computer one "Only witch programmers use Hex"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: katlaughing
Date: 22 Nov 99 - 08:22 PM

Those are great! Reminds me of another:

I'm straight, but not narrow-minded

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Nov 99 - 08:04 AM

Good thread, ROTFLMAO, or what ever it is.

My favourite has to be "Don't follow me, I'm lost too"

And a picture of a guy with Richard written on his tee shirt, sticking out of the back of a car, with the slogan "Get your dick out of my boot(trunk)!"

The "I (heart)" series are good, and can lead to things like;

"I (spade) my dog!"

"I (club) seals"

LTS

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Wesley S
Date: 23 Nov 99 - 08:56 AM

Jeez if you love Honkus

Nuke Gay Whales For Jesus

Honk if you've never seen a UZI shooting out a car window

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Davey
Date: 23 Nov 99 - 09:04 AM

On a black T-Shirt with the familiar CK initials, were the words, Completely Klueless.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Midchuck
Date: 23 Nov 99 - 09:52 AM

Somewhere I saw for sale little round stickers with a screw - just a plain old roundhead wood screw - on them, for sticking over the hearts on other peoples' stickers...

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: aldus
Date: 23 Nov 99 - 10:46 AM

My favourite is a bit of graffitti I once saw in a phone box. Scrawled in lipstick just above the phone was the following....Oedipus...call your mother. I also liked anoth bit of Graffittie where some had written.. God is dead"--Nietzche, followed by.....Nietzche is dead... God.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: doug
Date: 23 Nov 99 - 11:45 AM

dissleskiks youniyt

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: MIKERSIX
Date: 23 Nov 99 - 11:48 AM

on a wall in a college hallway:

"Question everything"

underneath:

"Why?"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Paul G.
Date: 23 Nov 99 - 12:19 PM

To Ely..."I didn't vote for his dad either" also plays well in Florida now with Jeb Bush as our Governor...

One I remember from the late 60's..."Fighting for peace in Vietnam is like f***ing for virginity"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Blackcat2
Date: 24 Nov 99 - 10:28 AM

My favs are:

Get it right - you're a star, get it half right you're a gas giant.

My Goddess gave birth to your God.

Mean people suck - nice people swallow.

and I have a bit of sybology on my car - I (heart)(shamrock)(music notes)

The scariest thing here in Florida is that the Governor and his cabinet approved the new "vanity" license plate "CHOOSE LIFE!" to be for sale. The right wingers say it has nothing to do with being anti- abortion but the left wingers say if it is only about adoption, why not say something like "Adoption is neato!" Porceeds of the sales go to state approved adoption centers.

pax yall

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Wesley S
Date: 24 Nov 99 - 10:36 AM

Also from Florida :

If it's called tourist season - why can't we hunt them?

and -

Things are more like they are now than they ever have been before

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Fortunato
Date: 24 Nov 99 - 01:12 PM

Observed on Wash DC's Freeways:

"I'm PMS and I carry a gun"

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Blackcat2
Date: 24 Nov 99 - 01:22 PM

There's all sorts of Florida - Anti tourist ones

Welcome to Florida - now go home.

We don't care how you do it up North.

Saw this on a wall in Miami once - Florida - the groin below the Bible Belt.

Wish it was a bumber sticker: Klingon Cultural Attache

WARNING: Hobbit with low blood sugar.

pax yall

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Storytlr
Date: 24 Nov 99 - 01:58 PM

Bumper sticker on a car with Minnesota plates: "My governor can beat up your governor."

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Marion
Date: 24 Nov 99 - 02:02 PM

I don't get the "Hobbit with low blood sugar" one.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Bill
Date: 24 Nov 99 - 06:04 PM

My child is a South Park elementary school dropout

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Caitrin
Date: 24 Nov 99 - 11:11 PM

I have a fairly impressive bumper sticker collection on the back of my '88 Volvo station wagon. (19 stickers thus far) Hey, you have to do something to make your mother's former car look cool. My favorite is "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Frankie
Date: 25 Nov 99 - 07:44 AM

A button on a backpack- GUYS, US A CONDOM OR BEAT IT!

A b.s. seen long ago- DICK NIXON BEFORE HE DICKS YOU.

F

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Nov 99 - 10:15 AM

Passion waggon - don't laugh, it may be your daughter in here!!

If the trailers rockin'- someone's trying to steal it...

And seen on the bottom of a jeep 'If you can read this, please turn me over'.

On a motorbike, on the same lines - 'If you can read this, I've lost the sidecar with the wife and the kids...'

Funny story time. My SO's parents had a motorcycle and side car, and four children. Going round a hairpin bend down hill, one child fell out of the sidecar. He rolled down the hill as the bike rounded the corner, and ran him over..... Eveyone was OK, but it was a good 1/2 hour ROTFLMAO when he told me this.

LTS

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: katlaughing
Date: 02 Dec 99 - 08:38 PM

Seen on one car, all together:

Sex on tv won't hurt you....unless you roll off

Beam me back, Merlin

I don't suffer from insanity....I enjoy every minute of it!