Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: katlaughing
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 08:59 PM

Refreshing this for Infamous Amos, also have a new one (and I am NOT endorsing hunting!**BG**):

Hunters make better lovers:

They go deeper in the bush,

Shoot more often, and

Eat what they shoot!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 09:43 PM

Lordy lordy kat, that one is bad. Not telling my cop husband--he has enough trouble with doughnuts. How about:
St. Patrick Eats Bagels
I Brake for Reindeer
Fiddling is a Viol Habit
and on a VW Rabbit, white in color, IML8

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 10:04 PM

I have three International signal flags on mine. Numeral 4 Letter Q Numeral 2 (Say 4q2 quickly) Along with a sailor saluting with his middle digit extended. Yours,Aye. Dave

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Amos
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 10:07 PM

Outrageous! ROFLMAO!

A

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Troll
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 10:08 PM

Seen in Florida

Save The Whales (collect the entire set) smaller font

troll

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: katlaughing
Date: 31 Jan 00 - 11:52 PM

Those are great! I love the fiddling one, Sorcha! And, Dave the 4q2 is excellent! Troll, ALL the whales????LOL

BTW, Sorcha, I saw that one right here in Casper on, you guessed it, the obligatory Wyomin' *huntin'* truck. Arrrgghh. I 'spose your husband has seen the "Bad Cop, No Donuts" one, eh?

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Amos
Date: 01 Feb 00 - 12:53 AM

"Officer, your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

A

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Sorcha
Date: 01 Feb 00 - 11:23 AM

Doughnuts wouldn't be so damn funny if it weren't so true! Staff meeting=doughnuts, Health Fair blood draw=doughnuts, morning roll call=doughnuts....... How about "Violin--A Fiddle With an ATTITUDE!" Ah, yes, hunting season in Wyoming, when (young) men's fancies turn to KILLING SOMETHING!! Not a bunper sticker, but do you all know the 4 seasons? Antelope, Deer, Elk and Moose.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Peg
Date: 01 Feb 00 - 11:27 AM

My all-time favorites...

My Other Car is a Broom (which I sported on my '76 Volvo wagon for four years)

It Will Be a Great Day When There is a Bake Sale

Cut the Crap, I'm Psychic

Bumper Stickers Are Not Enough

Devil-Worshipping Whore (I also used to have a button that said this...)

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Amos
Date: 01 Feb 00 - 11:34 AM

I once got my face slapped by a surly police officer who asked me if I were not some kind of Commie Pinko Faggot Bastard Punk. I was not in a position to defend my honor well at the time, since my hands were cuffed, but I answered "No sir!"; he hit me again and said..."Don't lie to me, you Commie Pinko Faggot Bastard Punk!". Guess it would make a good bumper sticker, while I can still remember the words. It was long ago and far away!

A

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: katlaughing
Date: 01 Feb 00 - 11:51 AM

Whew! Amos, sounds nasty.

Yeah, Sorcha, and they invariably end up shooting themselves! Oh, and in my cynical way (I write op/edcolumns on it & other things) there is an all-year round season in Wyomng, too: wives.

Peg, I used to have the broom one, too. I also have a button that I wear at Samhain which says, "Spirits Lifted No Charge."

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Troll
Date: 01 Feb 00 - 01:24 PM

A local politican used to have one that said:

"Go adead and hit me. My son's a lawyer"

troll

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: GUEST,Brian
Date: 01 Feb 00 - 01:54 PM

I like these:

I love cats, they taste just like chicken!

Using a feather is Kinkey, using the whole chicken is Perverted.

Fear no beer!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: GUEST,jofield
Date: 01 Feb 00 - 02:09 PM

My Kharma Ran Over My Dogma

They Can Send Me to College, But They Can't Make Me Think

Hey, You -- Out of the Gene Pool

I Do Whatever My Rice Crispies Tell Me To

James in Bristol, RI

Go AmericaOne!

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: Rincon Roy
Date: 02 Feb 00 - 08:06 AM

how about,

STOP THE VIOLINS

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: GUEST,Taliesn
Date: 30 Aug 02 - 04:40 PM

While driving this was seenwritten on the back Harley-rider's helmet that woud only be readable when it the double-seat isn't occupied and causes the question to arise in your mind. (quote) " The bitch fell off"

Forgive me but just I burst out laughing by it's bluntness.

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: topical tom
Date: 16 Oct 07 - 12:09 PM

If you can read this you'd better be a hemmorhoid

Subject: RE: Funny Bumper Stickers-Second Edition!
From: topical tom
Date: 16 Oct 07 - 12:49 PM

N.B.: the aforementioned was in small letters