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BS: Phot promoted

Phot 03 Feb 10 - 10:47 AM
Will Fly 03 Feb 10 - 10:55 AM
manitas_at_work 03 Feb 10 - 10:59 AM
SINSULL 03 Feb 10 - 11:30 AM
Charmion 03 Feb 10 - 12:35 PM
Cllr 03 Feb 10 - 01:58 PM
Teribus 03 Feb 10 - 02:01 PM
Les from Hull 03 Feb 10 - 02:18 PM
katlaughing 03 Feb 10 - 02:36 PM
gnu 03 Feb 10 - 02:43 PM
My guru always said 03 Feb 10 - 04:54 PM
skipy 03 Feb 10 - 05:24 PM
GUEST,Cats 03 Feb 10 - 07:37 PM
gnu 03 Feb 10 - 07:42 PM
GUEST,John MacKenzie 04 Feb 10 - 06:42 AM
GUEST,LTS on the sofa 04 Feb 10 - 06:50 AM
bubblyrat 04 Feb 10 - 07:12 AM
Phot 04 Feb 10 - 07:12 AM
open mike 04 Feb 10 - 07:15 AM
Micca 04 Feb 10 - 07:24 AM
skipy 04 Feb 10 - 08:21 PM
Catherine Jayne 05 Feb 10 - 08:37 AM
GUEST,LTS on the sofa 05 Feb 10 - 11:18 AM
Phot 05 Feb 10 - 11:28 AM
Leadfingers 05 Feb 10 - 11:54 AM
VirginiaTam 05 Feb 10 - 01:25 PM
gnu 05 Feb 10 - 02:59 PM
Herga Kitty 05 Feb 10 - 03:17 PM
GUEST 05 Feb 10 - 06:22 PM
Shanghaiceltic 05 Feb 10 - 06:25 PM
gnu 05 Feb 10 - 06:35 PM
John MacKenzie 06 Feb 10 - 09:22 AM
Phot 06 Feb 10 - 09:21 PM
Herga Kitty 07 Feb 10 - 12:51 PM

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Subject: BS: Phot promoted
From: Phot
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 10:47 AM

Another great Royal Navy cock up was made today! After 23 years in the forces, I've been promoted to Petty Officer, so I suppose I'll have to be a grown up now!

Five seconds after the skipper had given me my new rank slides, the Lt Cdr said I was 'Out of the rig of the day' and fined me a bottle of port, this does not bode well!

Wassail!! Chris


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Will Fly
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 10:55 AM

Congratulations Chris! You'll be Captain of the Heads in no time at all... :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: manitas_at_work
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 10:59 AM

Sounds like an extortion racket to me. I suppose when you make Lieutenant the fine will be a case of port!


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: SINSULL
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 11:30 AM

Congratulations! I guess...


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Charmion
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 12:35 PM

Now don't try anything foolish, like for example crawling up through the hawsehole. Life in the POs mess has its rewards. The wardroom is considerably more expensive, while the conversation is considerably less -- shall we say -- intriguing.


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Cllr
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 01:58 PM

Congrats Chris all the best
Cllr


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Teribus
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 02:01 PM

Congratulations, all the best


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Les from Hull
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 02:18 PM

Well done! Sippers all round?


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: katlaughing
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 02:36 PM

How 'bout that! Congrats!


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: gnu
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 02:43 PM

Great news Phot!

Wassail indeed!


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: My guru always said
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 04:54 PM

Brill! Congrats Honey!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: skipy
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 05:24 PM

Welcome to the Mess.
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: GUEST,Cats
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 07:37 PM

Well done you. When do we see the photos?


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: gnu
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 07:42 PM

Oh dear? I had not even thought of that, Skipy.

Shall you go to the officer's mess? I suppose you are expected?


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: GUEST,John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 06:42 AM

Who's a petty boy then
Seriously though Chris, well done.

Hard a port, left hand down just a teensy weensy bit, and steady as she goes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: GUEST,LTS on the sofa
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 06:50 AM

Bugger me....! What is the Senior Service coming to... only ONE bottle of port?

Well done mate, just think, in another 23 years you could be Admiral Nelson!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: bubblyrat
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 07:12 AM

So it's no more "Men Dressed As Milk-Churns " for you on Divisions ever again !-- Not that I ever knew a Snapper to ever actually appear in a platoon--they just swanned about taking pictures from silly angles & trying to look important !
    Anyway,congratulations from me and everyone else in the Fleet Air Arm Association !


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Phot
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 07:12 AM

"Do you here there!?"

The bell will be rung at 16:15 local, in the Sargents Mess at RAF Wyton.

Mis-musters, at the MBS Reunion, Wareham Wail, Moira Furnace, Chippenham.................You get the idea!

"That is all!"

Wassail!! Chris


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: open mike
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 07:15 AM

i thought one post said slippers all around..
i guess that will be after retirement, then?


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Micca
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 07:24 AM

Frankly Chris, I didn't think you were enough of a devious scrote to become a PO, I had you marked as a decent sort of bloke!! but many congratulations!! does this mean you are "respectable" now?.........Naaaahhhh!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: skipy
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 08:21 PM

Pass the port to the left & don't have to many beers in the antiroom before you enter a formal "doo", but most of all don't even think about removing your jacket before you are told that you may do so!
Those are the most important rules, trust me on this one!
Skipy
Member of "the mess" for 12 years


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 08:37 AM

Congratulations Chris!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: GUEST,LTS on the sofa
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 11:18 AM

From my experience, the port rarely gets past Phot.... regardless of which side it's required.

See you in a couple of weeks when the beer is on you!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Phot
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 11:28 AM

I was good and shared the port last night..................

Wassail!! Chris


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Leadfingers
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 11:54 AM

Congrats mate ! And I expect you to put a good word in with regard to Pickle Nights !!


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 01:25 PM

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congratulations


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: gnu
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 02:59 PM

When you get pickled?


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 03:17 PM

Congratulations - look forward to helping you celebrate with MBS!

Kitty


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 06:22 PM

Well done Phot, remember when I got promoted, cost me a barrell.

So you are a 3 badgeman as well, 12 years undetected crime!


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 06:25 PM

That was me above.....getting old.

Was down one of the Assie Navy submarines yesterday doing some work...the crew were a nice bunch but they were all about the same age as my son...


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: gnu
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 06:35 PM

Hmmmm... nah... a simple typo does not deserve what is in my twisted mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 09:22 AM

I like your Wgulls Tam, much nicer than Cgulls


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Phot
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 09:21 PM

I passed out of Raleigh with 3 badges, the reviewing officer said " How the F**k did you do that?!", I repiled " Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill!.............And 12 years in the RAF!"............" Good answer! Mines a large rum"

I still owe a certain Sir Jonathan Band that rum...............

Wassail!! Chris


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Subject: RE: BS: Phot promoted
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 07 Feb 10 - 12:51 PM

I've just remembered that the Royal Navy doesn't have shanty singers...

Kitty


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