BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl

Subject: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: Louie Roy
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 11:18 PM

Saints by 3

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 11:20 PM

I am going to steal your spelling for some new family-speak items, LR! It will serve for several different ones! :~)

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 11:45 PM

I prefer Cold Case to the Stupid Bowl, but it'll probably be preempted by overwrought, overhyped commercials interrupted by a few minutes of football.

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: Ron Davies
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 11:45 PM

Huge improvement on the "super bowl" :   Couldn't be easier. Just move one letter:   

superb owl.

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 08:54 AM

What's 'perdiction' -is it an American word?

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: Bert
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 09:03 AM

it an American word?

'tiz now!!!

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: GUEST,CLETUS HARDDINGER
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 09:33 AM

I remember thizzeer feller tellin bout the furzt football game he dun seen. Went sumpin' like thiz...............

It was back last October, I believe it was. We was a-goin' t' hold
a tent service in this college town.
And we got thar about dinnertime on Saturday And different ones
of us thought we ought to get us a mouthful to eat before
that we set up the tent.
And so, we got down off of the truck and followed this little bunch of
people through this small little bitty patch of woods.
And we come up on a big sign, says "Get somethin' to eat here!"

And I went up and got me two hot dogs and a big Orange drink.
And before I could take ary mouthful of that food this whole raft of
people come up around me
and got me to where I couldn't eat nothin' up like—
and I dropped my big Orange drink. I did!

Well friends, they commenced to move and they wasn't so much
I could do except to move with 'em.
Well, we commenced to go through all kinds of doors and gates
and I don't know what all, and I looked up over one of 'em
and it says "North Gate", and we kept on a-goin' through there,
and pretty soon we come up on a young boy.
And he says "Ticket, please…" And I says "Friend, I don't have a ticket.
I don't even know where it is that I'm a-goin'." I did!

Well he says "Come out as quick as you can."
And I says "I'll do 'er—I'll turn around the first chance I get."
Well, we kept on a-movin' through there and pretty soon everyone
got where it was that they was a'goin' because they parted
and I could see pretty good. I could!

And what I seen was this whole raft a people a-settin' on these
two banks and a-lookin' at one another acrosst this purty little
green cow pasture! Well, they was! And somebody had took
and drawed white lines all over it and drove posts in it and
I don't know what all! And I looked down there and I seen
five or six convicts a-runnin' up and down and a-blowin' whistles!
They was!

And then I looked down there and I seen these pretty girls
a-wearin' these little bitty short dresses and a-dancin' around,
an' so I set down and thought I'd see what it was that was
a-gonna happen. I did!

And about the time I got set down good, I looked down there
and I seen thirty or forty men come a-runnin' out of one end
of a great big outhouse down there! They did!
An' everybody where I was a-settin' got up and hollered!
And about that time thirty or forty come a-runnin out of the
other end of that outhouse and the other bank full—
THEY got up and hollered!
An' I asked this feller that was a-settin' beside me, I says
"Friend, what is it that they're a-hollerin' for?"
Well he whopped me on the back and he says
"Buddy, have a drink!"
Well, I says "I believe I will have another big Orange."
An' I got it and set back down.
An' when I got back down there again, I seen that them men
had got in two little bitty bunches down there.
They had—real close together--and they voted! They did!

They voted and elected one man apiece.
And them two men come out in the middle of that cow pasture
and shook hands like they hadn't seen one another in a long time.
And then a convict come over to where they was a-standin' an' he
took out a quarter and they commenced to odd-man right there!
They did!

Well, after a while I seen what it was that they was a-odd-mannin' for.
It was that both bunches-full of them men wanted this funny-lookin'
little punkin to play with! They did, and I know friends that they
couldn't-a eat it ' cause they kicked it the whole evenin'
and it never busted!

But anyhow what I was a-tellin' was that both bunches-full wanted
that thang and one bunch got it an' it made the other bunch
just as mad as they could be and friends I seen that evenin'
the awfullest fight that I'd ever seen in my life!
I did! They would run at one another and kick one another
and throw one another down and stomp on one another
and grind their feet in one another and I don't know what all!
And just as fast as one would get hurt they'd tote him off
and run another'n on!

Well, they done that as long as I set there but pretty soon
this boy that had said "Ticket please…" he come up to me and
he says "Friend, you're gonna have to leave because it is that
you don't have a ticket." And I says "Well, alright…" an' I got up
an' left. An' I don't know, friends, until this day what it was that they
was a-doin' down there, but I have studied about it, and I think it's
some kindly of a contest where they see which bunch-full of them
men can take that punkin an' run from one end of that cow pasture
to the other'n without either gettin' knocked down—
'er steppin' in somethin' !

At leezt thats the way he dun tolt it back in '54. I think hiz name wuz Andy.


CLETUS HARDDINGER

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: gnu
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 09:41 AM

A claSSIC WHICH i HAVE HEARD ON rEDNECT rADIO TWICE IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS....oops. Great stuff! He sure could string a story!

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 09:46 AM

Not to be confused with "One Rugby" ("WalkaboutsVerse Anew" thread)!

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 10:27 AM

Believe me when I say that ABSOLUTELY NO ONE will confuse Andy Griffith's finely crafted comedy monologue with your juvenile and often bigoted doggerel and claptrap which you label "poetry."   

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: Louie Roy
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 10:59 AM

Thanks Susan for opening my eyes and letting me know that I should check my spelling before posting

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 12:03 PM

Isn't a perdiction a cross between a prediction and a perversion?

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 03:51 PM

NONONO, LR, I LIKE it just as it IS. It made my day!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 Feb 19 - 05:49 PM

Well, this thread is worth refreshing
if only for the laughs --

may Louie Roy rest in peace, he passed sometime back.
To say nothing
of the late lamented Spaw.

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Feb 19 - 06:13 PM

per·di·tionDictionary result for perdition
/p?r'diSH?n/Submit
noun
(in Christian theology) a state of eternal punishment and damnation into which a sinful and unpenitent person passes after death.
synonyms:        damnation, eternal punishment;


Yes Brady will suffer eternal punishment from injury but will win the game.

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: Mrrzy
Date: 02 Feb 19 - 09:22 AM

Sigh, a thread with Spaw.

2-point conversion. All the difference.

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Feb 19 - 12:32 PM

I predict cascading wardrobe malfunctions resulting in 100% of the half-time performers and 50% of the live audience winding up in their birthday suits. As a result, the NFL will decide to broadcast all future Super Bowls on Playboy TV where everyone is naked anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: keberoxu
Date: 02 Feb 19 - 11:22 PM

Ah, somebody remembers
Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson.

I don't think Maroon 5 will pull such a stunt,
but who knows?

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: robomatic
Date: 03 Feb 19 - 03:45 PM

I'm goin' for the pastime I know
I'm goin' for the halftime show
I'm goin' for the commercial snow
I'm goin' to see Tom Brady throw
I'm goin' to eat some salmon roe
I'm goin' for the cheerers' tableaux
I'm goin' till they yell "Mofo!"
I'm goin' till I lose my flow!

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: Mrrzy
Date: 04 Feb 19 - 11:07 AM

Did you ever find Flo?

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Feb 19 - 12:21 PM

Robo you're a rapper in a white wrapper practicing the rapist art.

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: keberoxu
Date: 04 Feb 19 - 02:09 PM

Maybe we ought to allow
Andrew Whitworth, tackle for the Rams,
to have the last word.

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: robomatic
Date: 05 Feb 19 - 03:06 PM

Flo had a good time. Snoozing most of the time.
I walked over ice for a time and tripped on busted rime.

Subject: RE: BS: My idioctic perdiction super bowl
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Feb 19 - 04:46 PM

robo have you caught what I got?