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Subject: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Feb 10 - 07:56 PM

Can't find the other threads that do this, so here's a new one. Those in the US may recognise bits from the Washington Post. Sorry.


The idea is to take a word and give it a new meaning, like:

Coffee - the one upon whom you cough.

Or... changing one or two letters to form a new word and give it a meaning, like:

Rotivational speaker - speaker who goes round and round the houses but never actually comes to the point.

You have a go.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Amos
Date: 09 Feb 10 - 08:01 PM

Morality: What you need when your ality runs out.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: TheSnail
Date: 09 Feb 10 - 08:49 PM

Testiculation - waving your arms about and talking bollocks.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: katlaughing
Date: 09 Feb 10 - 09:07 PM

LOL!

random changed to pandom = a store which sells only pans


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Will Fly
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 07:11 AM

Hypnotherapy = failing to find any relief from an aching hip


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 07:17 AM

Disgruntled = teenager unable to make a comment.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 10:27 AM

cocktoil -- what lies ahead for the sheikh on his visit to the harem


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Stu
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 10:29 AM

Spammer - a hitting tool made of reformed meat.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Stu
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 10:32 AM

Contempt - Persuade an ex-prisoner to do one last job . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 10:41 AM

As I said elsewhere

perdiction - a cross between a prediction and a perversion.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Smedley
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 10:58 AM

Pigotry - an unreasonable prejudice against animals that produce bacon.


Missturbation - a pleasurable activity for unmarried women.


Homersexuality - an attraction felt by certain men towards the patriarch of the Simpson family.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 11:08 AM

Metrosexual - Someone who really goes to town.

Uxbridge - University for computer geeks

DeG


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 11:16 AM

freakdown - mechanical failure in a hippie van

freakup - romantic failure in a hippie van

O..O
=o=


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Amos
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 11:56 AM

I thought perdiction was being sent to hell for revealing the truth...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Gervase
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 12:08 PM

Shitzu - one with no penguins.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Chris Green
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 01:07 PM

pea soup - an embarrassing medical condition

decrease - what you bat from in de cricket

fortitude - the answer to life, the universe and everything

wallaby - someone who aspires to be a kangaroo

rehearse - to exhume a body in a formal fashion


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Rowan
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 04:44 PM

wallaby - someone who aspires to be a kangaroo

Nah! That's a wallaroo; the rest are waballies.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 05:35 PM

polymer - many mermen/mermaids

watergate - a slice of board used in irrigation ditches to control the flow of water (a true thing!)

techtonic - refreshing drink for techies

uslurp - a nasty slight, claiming someone sips pee

yeoman - the proper spelling of the slang, "Yo, man!"

dimpeach - an unripe peach having no colour

filitbuster - to the brim!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 05:45 PM

Ah, you've brightened my day - especially Gervase, because obviously we share an interest in penguins... if only I knew this several years ago.... :D

Malodeon - someone who plays the accordian very very badly.

Melodourous - a very smelly accordian.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: HuwG
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 05:55 PM

Mushroom - indoor arena for training dog sled teams
Finance - splendid insects
Yankee Clipper - Brooklyn rabbi


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 06:16 PM

Possibility -- tea made in a tin can by a gang of vigilantes

Indicate - Katherine, who has a recording contract with a small label

locomotive - insane reason for doing something


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 06:19 PM

Kakastocracy - government by the shittiest people in the state


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 06:20 PM

HuwG and mousethief, those are excellent!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 06:42 PM

Wench--Something designed to turn the head of a dolt.

Distress--Garment worn by Carribean lady.

Distraction--Technique for immobilising fractures in Jamaican ER.

Condominimum--Swindle someone out of a small amount of money.

Catastrophe--Annual award for feline proctologist.

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 07:12 PM

confusing -- former prisoners, not many of whom sing.

exacerbate -- she drew her fish lure from an unspeakable place

ceremony -- she makes a lot of noise, that sarah


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Feb 10 - 11:36 PM

rugby - the opposite of a bee in one's bonnet; known esp. to inhabit "shag" type rugs

bonnet - a good net made by a company which is bilingual

escrow - one of a former band known as the Counting Crows OR a morphed bird i.e. no longer a crow

siamese - miso soup specific to Siam

trainslate - obvious, isn't it? (added to "translate")


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 02:07 AM

The Jamaican ones reminded me of -

Pokemon = Jamaican proctologist

(Not one of my own)

DeG


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 04:12 AM

Sidereal= Apple wing of Campaign for Real Ale
Muslim= Diary entry of person wishing to lose weight
Flatulence= borrowed apartment
Hip-hop= queue for the toilets


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 04:49 AM

Textpert - one who has read a lot on the subject (usually law or medicine) but is not actually a trained practitioner.

Tocsin - something naughty done in a very dim light.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 04:51 AM

Palingerer - a friend who waits around til everyone else has gone to see how you REALLY are.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 06:40 AM

Catalepsy= observe, my moggy has jumped
Frisbee = a cold bumble or honey
Solid state= Homeland of Rappers?
Transistor= She used to be my brother
Furbelow= Unwaxed bikini line


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 07:18 AM

Unbearable - unable to have children.
Inpregnable - unable to have children.
Inconceivable - unable to have children.
Inscrutable - unable to have children.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 07:23 AM

Dislocation - to voice disaproval of a particular place.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 08:25 AM

Specify= Fit with glasses

Floorescent= scented cleaner

Toxic= become suddenly ill

Desdemona= thats the person who complained

Farcical=distant reaper

Focus= swear at an enemy

Enterprise= buy a raffle ticket


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 12:09 PM

Psychoalanist - a therapist who specialises a bit too much...

Freudian - a dick head.

Ignoranus - someone who is both stupid and an asshole.

Tourette - a short break or weekend away.

Cantelope - a large, round, yellow deer.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: HuwG
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 12:10 PM

Copper nitrate - overtime pay for policemen
Copper nitride - patrol vehicle
Juniper - Israeli child
Caffeinde - Nescafe addict


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 01:13 PM

hyperbole = over the top tree trunk


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 03:57 PM

Heatwave - that fanning thing you do in front of your face to cool yourself down, but actually has no effect whatsoever.

Microwave - a very small, nervous wave to someone you think is the person you're supposed to be meeting but could just as easily be a total stranger.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 06:05 PM

Antebellum - sound of hesitation made by your mother's beautiful sister

incendiary - make the eagles go inside

destitute -- that is, in fact, the farting sound

judicious -- A bit of cooking by an Israeli, with Latin ending.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: katlaughing
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 06:11 PM

gun nut - a potent type of nut which may cause gastric explosions

gasteroids - hemorrhoids filled with air


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: katlaughing
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 06:19 PM

(I think I was channelling Spaw!)


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: katlaughing
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 07:18 PM

cadbury - the internment of a ill-bred man

screep - the scream a little mouse makes as it is trying to get away from the cat and doesn't

program - what a happy child is about their grandmother

diction - what a woman might do to a man and his "privates"


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 11 Feb 10 - 10:01 PM

commotion - effective sexual movement

peristalsis - Paris Hilton's towering sibling


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 03:33 AM

Peanut - someone with some very dubious preferences....

Peaknuckle - the one that always gets splashed, no matter how careful a chap is.

Catatonic - the recommendation from health practitioners that certain housepets are good for you.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 04:01 AM

Eliminate - the act of turning on a light which instantly makes the room seem darker.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 07:16 AM

Synclastic = rubber basin


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: katlaughing
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 11:08 AM

This one is just for you, LtS:

titmice - a specially bred mouse, docile and short-legged, worn on the breast with low cut gowns - the latest fashion accessory in Hollywood


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 05:55 PM

Scintillate- Conduct extra marital affairs in the early evening, or alternatively, rise from the paramour's bed in time for work.

Copulate- The wife catches you sneaking in at 2am.

Proportional- Albert's "paid for" sex ration.

Altruistic- Albert excercised his dog.

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: katlaughing
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 06:31 PM

paramour - an extra "set" of two (with a nod to Don T.:-)

scaterpillar - what one finds at ancient Roman sites

transfer - what cats do when they want a new coat

bloating - the sounds of a didgeridoo and triangle when played together


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Bert
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 07:02 PM

scaterpillar LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: katlaughing
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 07:12 PM

LOL...tks! ya have to imagine the other "t"


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: katlaughing
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 09:16 PM

forum - one's enemy's drink of choice

duxbridge - quack, quack, waddle, waddle

zenglish - the silent art of contemplative English


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: GUEST,Mr Red
Date: 13 Feb 10 - 06:11 AM

traditional - written before I knew who wrote it.

ooooer thread drift.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 13 Feb 10 - 08:48 AM

traditional - well, we did it last year


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 13 Feb 10 - 10:29 AM

Titty bar= Nipple piercing
Catalogues = lumpy Residues in the cat litter
hundred = fear of barbarians
pillock = medicine security
ballocks = BDSM devices


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Feb 10 - 12:27 PM

Naughty, but good ones, Micca!:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 13 Feb 10 - 01:58 PM

copperplate - ratio of police officers to seats at the banquet
Carolina - eye makeup made from corn syrup


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: katlaughing
Date: 14 Feb 10 - 10:08 PM

acidophilust - a horrible, extreme longing for sex while on a bad "trip"


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 14 Feb 10 - 11:47 PM

overbite - gator on a bridge
cupola - 8 fl. oz. of the 4th note of the scale
implode - amount that can be carried by an imp


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: fat B****rd
Date: 15 Feb 10 - 03:34 AM

Tissue - an important matter in Yorkshire.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 15 Feb 10 - 07:50 AM

I cribbed this one from a comment made by Valmai

Extractor fan - someone who used to like tractors.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Howard Jones
Date: 15 Feb 10 - 09:26 AM

e-commerce - doing business with a Yorkshireman


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: HuwG
Date: 15 Feb 10 - 09:43 AM

Palindrome - the airstrip at Wasilla, Alaska


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: katlaughing
Date: 15 Feb 10 - 11:09 AM

HuwG, that's brill!!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Royston
Date: 15 Feb 10 - 11:41 AM

Countryside (alternative spellings may be available!) - the act of killing Piers Morgan / Gordon Brown / Tony Blair / Alistair Campbell...


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 15 Feb 10 - 04:39 PM

patriots = several unruly mobs of Patricks

cursorily = swearing at any member of the O' R.... Oh feck this list is becoming too Irish

orchestrate = what orcs do in the privacy of their own homes is nobody's business but their own.

contemporary = only in prison for a short term

forebears = supports ursine animals

dogmatic = robopup

banjo = Jo must've done something really bad to have been both banned and had that insturment named for him.

definitely = lose capacity to hear only at dusk

folkidiom = unfathomable element much discussed by folkidiots (myself included)

Sesquipedalophobia = fear of Suibhne O'Piobaireachd posts (Just kidding mate. I couldn't resist. Some other catters apply but your name fits so well with the word.)


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 15 Feb 10 - 04:49 PM

I am overawed by the wit and ingenuity manifested by all the contributors to this thread, but would somebody please be so good as to explain the "Uxbridge" connection ???

I know it's an in-joke to which I am not privy, so please be kind to an outsider ...


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 15 Feb 10 - 04:54 PM

On BBC Radio 4 there is a comedy game show called I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue. One of the games they play is Uxbridge English Dictionary where the contestants come up with alternate and very funny definitions for real words.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_games_on_I'm_Sorry_I_Haven't_a_Clue


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 15 Feb 10 - 05:01 PM

Thank you VT, I geddit now (although I still don't understand why "Uxbridge" , but no matter.)

From your link : "Stephen Fry suggested that 'countryside' should mean 'to kill Piers Morgan".

ROFLMAO ( almost literally )


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Gurney
Date: 15 Feb 10 - 05:37 PM

Important: Insect of consequence. (Insect found in container on wharf.)
Indicant:   Insect, pointing. (Insect, selling.)
Decant:    Insect working on a ship.

There were a lot of small drawings about, once, on this ...ant theme.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 15 Feb 10 - 05:58 PM

Ah, I think I almost do get the Uxbridge thing ...

Oxford English Dictionary ...

Oxbridge = (accepted amalgam of Oxford-Cambridge)

Uxbridge = slightly left of centre allusion to "Oxbridge", with the added bonus of Uxbridge being an actual place which in reality has no relevance to either Oxford or Cambridge

Uxbridge English Dictionary ...

Nobody could accuse me of being slow on the uptake, could they ...


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 16 Feb 10 - 02:43 AM

Canoodle - a tin of spaghetti

Pontificate - what the pope does in his bathroom.

Solidarity - an arity that is no longer runny.

Preside - choosing beforehand which team you are going to support.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: GUEST,Mr Red
Date: 16 Feb 10 - 07:11 AM

Scratch Band - flea collar.

Murray MacLeod : if you had been to Uxbridge, the process would have been a lot quicker. It doesn't even have a Folk Club any more. see message


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 16 Feb 10 - 07:34 AM

Aardvark - that which never hurt anybody.

Alphabet - the very first wager.

Assertive - suffering with heamorrhoids.

Polygon - missing parrot


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Peter the Squeezer
Date: 16 Feb 10 - 02:31 PM

From I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue (Willy Rushton - I think)

Bidet - Two days before D-day


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 10 - 02:38 PM

Doxology--the longshoreman's knowledge base.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 16 Feb 10 - 03:50 PM

cadre - chaplain who's a real jerk
strident - love child of Aragorn and Treebeard
colorectal - spoiled soda
flatulence - somebody sat on your contacts

O..O
=o=


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 16 Feb 10 - 05:54 PM

Succinct - last resort for a plumber working on a blocked outlet pipe.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 16 Feb 10 - 07:41 PM

Blehhhh.

O..O
=o=


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 16 Feb 10 - 07:52 PM

Polymorph - someone who turns into a parrot every full moon


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 04:08 AM

I declare Dave the winner!!! *clap clap*

Round 2 anyone?

Limpet - a floppy cat or dog.


LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 06:27 AM

Trampoline= Telephone help for ladies of easy vertue
Twiglight = low fat Horror film with a touch of Marmite
Feckless = uncaring Irish person


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 07:26 AM

Overturn – Gaudy funerary vase
Debauched – all bauch removed
Palisade – royal official
Vanish – rather like a van
Matrix – gymnastic floor display
Aspic – choose a snake
Conscript – document produced by a spin doctor
Vertigo – a long distance in Somerset
Regale – about that wind last night
Tenerife – a predicted ratio of shipwrecks
Bucket – a small buck
Baguette – a small bag
Ballet – a small ball
Bullet – bullock
Bullock – to secure a bull
Secure – discover a remedy
Fertile – Fibrous failure of asbestos roofing
Tissue – Greeting of recognition
Brandish- rather like a brand
Celebrant – Outburst by a famous person
Contribute – False acclaim

I must have too much time on my hands!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: GUEST,Mr Red
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 07:31 AM

tempers - too much time on your hands


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 08:01 AM

Ivory Manual = Book of Welsh songs of the Zulu Wars


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Leadfingers
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 08:21 AM

Indecent - In far enough

Polutocrat - Some one who is filthy rich

Insufficient - In far enough


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 01:04 PM

can't believe the wereparrot beat out my folkidiom

there is no justice.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 05:16 PM

justice - nobody but me and thee
Obama - Irish demolitions expert


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 05:43 PM

Armadildo - Heavy duty marital aid.
Disestablishmentarian - This building is reserved for blond, blue eyed, supermen.
Justiciary - I'll have an aperitif (with a nod to Mousethief).
Israelite - Is a sunbeam.
Fundamental - Crazy electrical storm.


Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 05:49 PM

Aperitif - minimalist dentures


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 06:09 PM

conswervativism: the art of jumping loudly from one issue to any other issue which you think will gain you political points, regardless of truth or usefulness.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 17 Feb 10 - 07:21 PM

Amos, I didn't know you knew British politics so well!!

Syncdouche= trying to clear the kitchen drain with a high pressure hose!
dinette= nouvelle cuisine
Distillgesic= state of painless achieved by drinking spirits


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 18 Feb 10 - 07:05 AM

Central 'eating - one front tooth.

Don T


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Feb 10 - 08:55 AM

VT - the Folkidiom was funny, but the wereparrot made I squirt tea out my nose.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 18 Feb 10 - 11:56 AM

LOL --

That makes it worth it then... I just peed may pants laughing at you squirting tea through your nose.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Feb 10 - 01:11 PM

swiped, but good...

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.

Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Karmageddon (n): its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Feb 10 - 01:18 PM

Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 19 Feb 10 - 07:29 AM

Mysteries – fog in the forest
Nomadic – Richard is sane
Dramatics – rural version of a flea circus
Asphalt – lesser sexual assault
Assert – a sure thing ( I bet most of you thought of another meaning)
Ebullient – posh ant who picks on smaller ants
Sex – what posh people have their coal delivered in
Priority – afternoon refreshment with the abbot
Paramour – a sadly not fully thought through invention for protecting skydivers
Sturgeon – fish doctor
Buttress – female goat
Succeed – feeding action of a beakless budgie
Nothing – faster acting than Anadin (old advert joke)
Barbary ape – to imitate the action of a hairdresser
Metacarpal – saw a friend who has an automobile
Portrait – an undesirable tendency or habit
Andover – deliver


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 19 Feb 10 - 05:35 PM

Parenthesis - DNA test report


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 19 Feb 10 - 05:36 PM

Hundred - fear of Germans

O..O
=o=


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Gurney
Date: 20 Feb 10 - 03:54 PM

Nice one, mousy!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 22 Feb 10 - 07:39 AM

Portent - inadequate camping equipment


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 22 Feb 10 - 04:27 PM

impotent - inside an inadequate piece of camping equipment from the deep (U.S.) South


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Feb 10 - 04:31 PM

Massachusetts. Plantation owner's false teeth.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Wolfhound person
Date: 22 Feb 10 - 04:52 PM

Gloucester - to mix shiny paint
Coventry - matters pertaining to a meeting of witches


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 22 Feb 10 - 08:28 PM

Pennsylvania - barn-topper shaped like a writing utensil
Mississippi - Married lady counterculturalist


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 23 Feb 10 - 07:20 AM

Terpsichore - became ill after drinking from a dubious unmarked bottle


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 24 Feb 10 - 07:21 AM

Zephyr - it's a female calf

Solidarity - powdered tea substitute


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 25 Feb 10 - 05:53 AM

Provocative - in favour of having a distinct form of names for when you address their owners.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 25 Feb 10 - 08:20 AM

Tortuous - were you our teacher?


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 25 Feb 10 - 06:16 PM

Flageolation - Beating tunes with a whistle.
Melondrama - Histrionic complaint about starter course.
Proliffyrate - In favour of Irish river toll.
Armature - Mediaeval rust.
Anatomy - My headgear.

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 25 Feb 10 - 07:39 PM

ameliorize -- peepers like Ms. Earhart's
accentuate -- thou hast ingested diacritical marks
Afghanistan - that's another fine quilt you've gotten us into, Ollie


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 26 Feb 10 - 07:36 AM

Vagrant – The media concept of Arts Council funding


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 07:25 AM

Particle – half melted icicle
Cryptic – dead critic
Radiology – the science of being a heating engineer


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 08:30 AM

hey Caterpillar, I thought Vagrant was the outpourings of an agressive feminist!!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 11:13 AM

Canticle - I am able to stimulate laughter.
Cuticle - Small and endearing.
Testicle - Method for determining if someone is ticklish.
Romantic - Italian facial twitch.
Farcical - Distant agricultural implement.
Expectorant - Upset Akenaton and await response.

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 02 Mar 10 - 07:24 AM

Parasite – inhabitant of a famous French city
Romantic – inhabitant of a famous Italian city


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 02 Mar 10 - 08:22 AM

Expectorant!
Good one Don.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 04 Mar 10 - 10:24 AM

Stratosphere - electric guitar phobia


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: GUEST,Guest mandotim astray
Date: 05 Mar 10 - 08:53 AM

Wholesale; commercial transaction with a lady of the night.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 05 Mar 10 - 08:02 PM

cartoon: automobilic melody

Category: Moggie on the interstate.

O..O
=o=


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 08 Mar 10 - 11:09 AM

Catatonic = us

or feline elixir?


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 08 Mar 10 - 01:16 PM

Ad glib - A vacuous off-the-cuff response. Anything Peter Mandelson says.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: The Barden of England
Date: 08 Mar 10 - 02:21 PM

Tantermount = A hill with tanters on it


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: The Barden of England
Date: 08 Mar 10 - 02:21 PM

Jibberish = Almost like a sail


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: The Barden of England
Date: 08 Mar 10 - 02:24 PM

Altered = Omni motion


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 08 Mar 10 - 04:38 PM

Alphabet: I wager that it is 50%.
Alfa-Romeo: a shared boyfriend.
Swarm: the opposite of scold.
Enterprise: a chicken worth looking after.
Dildo: herbally flavoured bread mixture.
Semibreve: take half a breath.
Moorage: bovine anger.
Mendicant: lack of DIY skills.
Creator: one who abhors certain Native Americans.
Antipasti: a Cornish delicacy - a female relative baked in pastry.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 08 Mar 10 - 05:49 PM

Dermotitis - a plague of Irishmen


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 08 Mar 10 - 08:35 PM

Multifarious - Large number of promissary notes to cover journey costs
Multitudinous - Many masticated midday meals
Infra dig - Taking part in archaeological excavation
Extracurricular - Surplus Indian food chiller
Entering- Prepare for boxing match
Bison - Bowl for hand washing
Hippopotomus - Tom's joint replacement
Helicopter - By Jove, he has apprehended the lady!
Castration - food for actors

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 09 Mar 10 - 11:21 AM

Onamatopia: On the carpet, about to be for the high jump!

Semicolon: Bowel operation

Full stop: constipation

Alitteration: untidy oriental

Anticlimax: Frustration


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 09 Mar 10 - 01:28 PM

Circonference: a meeting that never gets to the point.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 09 Mar 10 - 01:31 PM

Congenital: a banana down the front of your trousers.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Mar 10 - 06:13 AM

Spectator: Mottled spud

Revisionist: Frenzied panic the night before the exam

Scalpel: Alopecia

Definity: Long winded explanation


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Mar 10 - 07:17 AM

Avatar: Conjugal relations with a mariner

Contemporary: Transient scam

Philistine: Refill German beer mug

Mandolin: Unemployed male present

Guitar: Chronic nasal condition

Infra red: Sunburned communist

Speculator: Farewell threat

Porpoise: Defective deportment


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 10 Mar 10 - 07:23 AM

Sweater – not as dry
Waistcoat – non recyclable outer clothing


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Mar 10 - 08:10 AM

Meditation: Think about taking the tablets

Accentuate: Tongue swallowed

Scintillate: Late night revelry or until 08.00 or 20.00

Melancholy: Hybrid of fruit and vegetable

Strawberry: Cover dead grass with soil

Spinnaker: Twirl todger

Mastiff: Argument in crowd

Charismatic: Automated housemaid

Multitude: Thorough mastication

Ventricle: Oozing orifice


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Mar 10 - 11:34 AM

Permafrost: Icicles in one's hair

Scurrilous: Not rushing about

Exemplar: Retired emplar

Superstructure: Phwaaaaaahh!

Semantics: Jumping about

Admission: Went on crusade

Undergo: Use subway


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: paula t
Date: 10 Mar 10 - 03:40 PM

Oh, this thread has really cheered me up after a very busy day at school. Keep 'em coming folks! Unfortunately, I've tried to join in the game, but I'm a bit brain dead at the moment.Sorry!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 11 Mar 10 - 07:49 AM

Rambler – did you see how fast that sheep went past?
Speedometer – device for counting swimwear
Political – stimulate a parrot
Economics – repeat words said by small humanoids


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Mar 10 - 11:00 AM

Comatose: Foot gone to sleep

Palindrome: Friend at airport

Forensics: Ten

Maritime: Wedding

Irate: Anger ratio

Aspirate: Furious snake


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Red
Date: 11 Mar 10 - 01:38 PM

Anteclimax - foreplay


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 11 Mar 10 - 03:52 PM

Meths - South African mathematics


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 11 Mar 10 - 06:16 PM

T Chest- impressive bust
Zebra= largest cup size in USA
Parsnip =clerical vasectomy
television= Yorkshireman describes a dream
Beef heart+ a very small smelly noise


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: HuwG
Date: 11 Mar 10 - 08:58 PM

Zulu - The, er, facilities at a wildlife park


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 12 Mar 10 - 07:20 AM

Cantilever – Why does he stay?
Zoological – alphabetically arranged animals
Belongings – Attraction to honey producing insects
Seldom – bankrupt monarchist country
Cornucopia – Is it too busy for you here?
Silicon – who'd fall for that?
Vernier – very precisely controlled thin layer


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 13 Mar 10 - 06:28 AM

Tangent - a heavily sunburnt chappie.
Diameter - Greek goddess with the fuller figure.
Radius - ancient Roman broadcasting system.
Gladiator - a satisfied cannibal.
Cordial - blimey, what a face.
Semiconductor - one who only charges half fare.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 15 Mar 10 - 08:29 AM

Context – deceiving MSM message


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 16 Mar 10 - 08:23 AM

Kindred – fear of relatives


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 16 Mar 10 - 08:54 AM

Brittle – A composite form of patriotism that is apt to shatter when subjected to internal or external pressure


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 16 Mar 10 - 05:34 PM

Medic: a small thing, but mine own.
Pustule: a cat's ditto.
Homeosexual: One who has a vanishingly small amount of sex.
Asymptote: a harmless- seeming bookmaker.
Cascade: Handpumped soft drink.
Scallion: a male onion.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Gurney
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 03:46 AM

Fluctuation. "Certainly not, oriental person!"
Confrontation. Oriental woman wearing falsies.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 10:47 AM

Unduelation: Spontaneous sniggering

Relationship: Family cruise

Didgeridoo: Oops, did you do it again?

Pedantic: Foot tapping/ clog dancing

Mangetout: Gluttony

Understand: Loiter in subway

Phallusy: Penis exhibition


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 08:38 AM

Dubbing – adding a musical shoe treatment?
Bi-stable – Advert for a barn conversion.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 10:52 AM

Urban: Her driving disqualification

Truncate: Starving elephant

Liposuction: Sipping cider through a straw

Particle: Stimulate pater

Toupee: Balance

Imply: Mendacious sprite

Deflowered: Dead headed

Preserved: Deja vue meal

Underpinned: Sat on tack - Ouch!!

Vagrant: Unfocussed tirade


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 12:34 PM

Ingrate: Coal

Coalesce: Put another shovelful on fire

Understate: Deep south

Pharmacist: Agricultural worker

Mistral: Musical wind

Temperate: Vexation measure


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 19 Mar 10 - 08:20 AM

Ineffable – too extreme to be expressed by swearing
Snow – it's not affirmative.
Starbucks – astronomically priced coffee


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 10 - 02:47 PM

Largesse: Capital S

Lampoon: Harpoon to kill lambs

Panache: Pain from using heavy cook pots

Concensus: Number of scams

Gnomon: On a sundial, a gnome's shadow

Urine: Your turn to bat


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 20 Mar 10 - 10:30 AM

Quantity: The bosom of a fashion designer.
Sanctity: Ditto, gone south.
Matador: Welcome to a Spanish home.
Picador: what a burglar might do.
Acme: the finest sort of spots.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 10 - 12:40 PM

Swords: Words beginning with S

Cutlass: Slice girl

Rapier: Deflower yer

Epee: Payment method

Sabre: Remark on cold temperature

Windlass: Flatulent female


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Mar 10 - 07:49 AM

Disconcert: Show cancelled

Mascot: the bed slept in by the ten who rolled over

Ascent: Highbrow speech

Father: Obese woman

Manequin: Male thief or mad sibling

Pannikin: Coporal Jones

Porcupine: Ham craving

Ululate: Tardy ones


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 21 Mar 10 - 10:18 AM

Paralytic= Unqualified but practising low-fat tick
pastiche= a humourous copy of a Cornish dish
appetite= an amused drunk
pandemonium= the cacophonous instrument played with a wooden spoon by your child in the kitchen


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Mar 10 - 09:48 AM

Mendicant: Unable to repair

Plentitude: Thoroughly masticated

Bobbin: Action of red, red robin

Engrave: Bury

Oakum: All ye faithful

Stamen: Refuse sex change

Circumspect: Look round

Elude: He's rude

Symbolic: Percussion error


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Mar 10 - 11:41 AM

Finale: Beer made from fish

Lathe: Bilingual definite article

Watershed: Hot tub in garden

Imperfect: Superman


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 11:21 AM

Nomad: Sane

Torque: Speak

Focus: Enemy's oath

Supercilious: An extreme dafty!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 12:38 PM

Hatred - Scarlet headgear.
Hatred - Loathe communism
Hatred - Produce crop circles

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 01:13 PM

Trifle = Multi-barreled weapon
Flatulent= borrowed apartment
endevour = a wedgie


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 01 May 10 - 07:05 PM

Volumptuous: Curvaceous. All the curves go outwards.

Curvacuous: Miss World material. See Numbile, Pneubile etc.

Nubiddable: if you don't know by now...

Paedophool: one who thinks online means anonymous.

Homeosexual: a person who has a vanishingly small amount of sex.

Letsbian: a very tolerant woman.

Oreal sex: Just making it up.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 May 10 - 01:10 AM

lol Some of these are just really clever.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 May 10 - 01:52 AM

Flatulent= sublet


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 02 May 10 - 12:15 PM

Ampersand: the grit inevitably found in picnic sandwiches.
Macrame: String often served with cheese sauce
Harmburger: junk food
Beliefburger: junk religion. See Jeezburger
Baguette: a member of West Bromwich Albion Ladies' Team
Futurami: Pickled beef of the 30th century
Laphroaig: the noise a Scotsman makes when clearing his throat.
Peppercorn: to shoot oneself in the foot with a machine gun
Choirizo: a singing group of sausages
Gruel: ungind


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 02 May 10 - 10:18 PM

maturation: when you are forced to eat your throw rug
vocabulary: the voice of Larry, the Cable Guy
intertestimental: bury the guy whose brain is the size of his balls


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 03 May 10 - 06:11 AM

diversion - information officer for Welsh Performing Rights Society


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 03 May 10 - 06:13 AM

diversity - Welsh place of study


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 03 May 10 - 06:15 AM

diarama - Welsh current affairs programme.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Jun 10 - 09:48 AM

Wonderful: Just can't think about it any more

Perfection: Foolproof ignoring

Speciality: Darjeeling, Earl Grey?

Intemperance: Insufficiently annealed sword

Overwrought: Elaborately scrolled ironwork on garden gate

Crotchet: a small crotch?

Ungulate: Defer execution


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Jun 10 - 10:17 AM

Ferrule: democracy?

Vermicular: Mountain train for worms!

Interpolate: World police tardiness

Bastion: A big spoon for moistening Sunday roast

Panoply: Wooden cooking vessel

Doubly incompetant: Can't play a shaky egg or spoons!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: RAT-W
Date: 05 Jun 10 - 01:00 PM

Hemisphere - fear of doing things by halves

DVD - what Jamaicans risk getting after sex

telephone - tell them he called

Dunno - finished being negative

Book - the noise Derbyshire chickens make

RAT-W


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: RAT-W
Date: 05 Jun 10 - 04:12 PM

Ok, having now been away and thought about it:

Latex - what the chickens die yesterday

Ditto - No, you didn't

Anihilate - A tardy Egyptian river

Chronos - like Windows or linux for elderly witches

Ejaculate - A tardy Yorkshireman called Johnathan

Monkey - Used to unlock the monastery door

Carpet - A nodding dog

RAT-W


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 05 Jun 10 - 04:29 PM

Tarvin: past Hungary (that's for Gospodin Schastlivym)
Subcutaneous: a less than pretty botteom
Antimatter: Father's sister's business
Demonstrate: No gay devil.
Nosegay: a rhinosexual
Facsimile: An intensive simile, e.g. "like a F***ing diamond in the sky".
Snuff: That is sufficient.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 03:26 PM

Dipthong: swimwear

Ingrate: ashes

Consumate: deceive friend


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 04:48 PM

"I 'ad your ring" he said, admiringly...


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 09:19 AM

Conciliation: trick gullible oriental

Sequestration: Provisions for voyage

Vigilante: Uncle's wife has insomnia

Reclusive: Vandalise lavatory filter


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: The Sandman
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 12:57 PM

Mudcat:


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 02:29 PM

We happened upon a good on at the Good Intent today:

"Soubriquet" - what Mrs Tuckey calls you!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 03:35 PM

Mudcat: a drink like Advocaat but a sort of milk chocolate colour


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Jul 10 - 10:41 AM

Carage: Holding pen for vehicles owned by aggressive drivers

Kosher: Bailey

Catatonic: Feline medication

Pentangle: Biro stuck in cardy

Meniscus: Threaten, swear

Bandicoot: animal with rickets


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 14 Jul 10 - 05:33 AM

Sublet: Unsubtle


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 14 Jul 10 - 07:34 AM

Disconsolate - unhappy with an official foreign representative.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 16 Jul 10 - 10:15 AM

Succumb: Taste?

Paraphenalia: Heating fuel accessories

Fissure: Angler


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 08:26 AM

Some phrases:

Cutting edge: Topiary

Hands free: Leprosy

Quick release:Incontinence

Labour saving: Favourable election outcome

High spec: Flying goggles

Buffer zone: Old folks home




************

& more words:

Paraphrase:Miltary language

Innovation: Pub applause


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 12:19 PM

Counter productive: Manufacture of tiddleywinks

High fibre: Stringy, ropy

Jocular: Scottish

Melancholy: Fruit/vegetable hybrid

Curtail: Dog's bottom

Madrigal: Orgasm


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 05:13 PM

Pharmacist: an agricultural labourer
Restitution: A home for the terminally lazy
Proboscis: anti union
Console: A false bottom for a shoe
Cherub: embrocation for revolutionaries.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 07:58 AM

Articulate : consequence of narrow lanes and a large lorry.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 08:44 AM

Cockade: Viagra

Alimentary: My dear Watson!

Creeping bent: Chronic arthritis

Amplitude: Thoroughly masticated


Parenthesis: Mum's or Dad's dissertation


Follicle: Bijou folly

Hollyhock: Pawn Xmas wreath


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 10:28 AM

Ambergris: Lubricant for traffic lights

Anchorite: Moor competently

Motivation: Obsessive compulsive gardening

Missal: American missile

Peregrine: Pear cider of distinctive hue

Quantum: Area of midriff above miniskirt

Contour: Dishonest Holiday Company

Campaign: Lumbago caused by sleeping on deflated airbed

Tentacle: Camping equipment

Curlew: Hairstylist

Laminate: Why a young sheep knows to eat grass

Specialise: Coloured contact lenses


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 10:00 AM

Singlet: Ugly duckling

Doublet: Two singlets

Triplet: Three singlets


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Aug 10 - 10:43 AM

Plinth: King'th thon


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 11:48 AM

Revolt: Concerning unit of EMF

Platitude: Flossing teeth with hair

Fandango: Cool down, and then leave

Interdenominational: Mixed currency

Fulcrum: Crumbly bread

Pedantic: Foot movement

Atrophy: World Cup


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: GUEST,Songbob
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 02:57 PM

I saw this above and thought it had a different meaning --

Distress: a haircut


Bob


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Leadfingers
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 08:03 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 08:58 PM

Abundance: Big party held in a bakery

cannibal — Someone who is fed up with people.

Absentee: A missing golfing peg.

Semite — Big-truck driver.

Abdicate: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 09:06 PM

Adverse: A poem that gets longer the more you read it.

Negligent: When you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown

Neurosis: Fresh flowers.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Aug 10 - 06:32 AM

Bill D,


Abundance: Big party held in a bakery

LOL!!

************

Pomander: Bruce & Sheila

Ambidextrous: Do everything right-handed

Defer: Shave hair off animal

Anteroom: Space for parent쳌fs sister

Understudy: Cause of exam failure

Spectator: Mottled tuber


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: KHNic
Date: 21 Aug 10 - 05:33 AM

Jocular - A Scottish vampire


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: GUEST,Marion
Date: 21 Aug 10 - 04:58 PM

Horology - scientific study of commercial sex


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Bainbo
Date: 21 Aug 10 - 05:06 PM

Teatowels - nocturnal birds that suckle their young


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 21 Aug 10 - 11:30 PM

Agrophobia= a fear of farming
pustule=a device for lancing boils
flageolation = to beat with beans
Pasta= Italian nostalgia
Trumpet= a very loud French Fart
Marxism= snobbery associated with good academic grades


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 09:48 AM

Obsenility: becoming a dirty old man.
Obsolessons: teaching people to be useless.
Narcitecture: The way designer drugs are invented
Squallow: a very dirty bird
Triffic lights: a really exciting road junction
Marxschism: yet another split in the Trotskyist movement


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 10:38 AM

Shellfish: Miserly crustacean

Skinflick: Dandruff

Mountebank: Savings scheme for Canadian Police

Phallusy: Penis shaped

Paradame: Female parachutist

Fondue: Enarmoured

Morsel: Advertising campaign

Herpes: Wig


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 11:31 AM

Winsome: Lose some!

Assuage: Hay?

Custardy: Egg nog

Noggin: The Nog

Manatee: Chap drinking hot beverage

Nubile: Fresh vomit

Chinchilla: Forgotten scarf

Chihuahua: Speaking in tongues!

Penetrate: Numismatist

Evanescent: Welsh climber

Pentacle: Writing set

Incumbent: Dubious salary


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 01:55 PM

You got that one wrong, mon ami si heureux. Phallusy? bollocks.

Young men who frequent picture palaces
Know nothing of psychonanlysis,
And although Dr. Freud
Would be very annoyed,
They cling to their long- standing fallacies.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Aug 10 - 11:40 AM

Orphan: Cooling device for metals

Bulletin: Metal ammunition container

Screwdriver: Insurance fraud

Molasses: Animal posteriors

Brandy: Superior to Brand X

Forestall: Compel everyone

Melange: Hybrid fruit

Photosensitive: Dislike having picture taken

Curriculum: Asian influenced school dinners

Confluence: Hypnotise with evil intent

Impervious: Demonproof

Custodian: Person in charge of swearbox

Meddle: Award

Lampoon: Spear for hunting young sheep


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Aug 10 - 08:25 AM

Coptic: Policeman쳌fs watch

Acquire: Singing group

Mollycoddle: Indulge Morris side

Stucco: Keyboard malfunction

Sequestrate: Fee for marine adventure

Instil: Not out

Scarify: Frighten

Expound: Devaluation

Fabricate: Textile consumption

Cortisone: Lovers lane

Pungent: Male comic

Fertile: Russian hat

Farcical: Distant hand scythe

Supercilious: extraordinarily asinine

In testate: Marks out of ten


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 24 Aug 10 - 08:45 AM

Excrement = stepped pay reduction
Tautology = the art of tension
Ventricle = leaky heart valve


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 25 Aug 10 - 08:53 AM

Tantric = Magic sunbed

Content = Prisoner on camping holiday

Quirky   = Crap

Buttery = Butt fattening

Macaroni = Another continental holiday dance craze

Popsicle = A bike for dad

Unicycle = A bike for grad


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Aug 10 - 11:09 AM

Catacomb: Implement for feline flea removal

Heirless: Bald

Ultrasound: Sturdy

Caveat: Guinea pig headgear

Specious: Poshspeak for roomy

Endomorph: Axed TV character

Elderberry: Old person쳌fs funeral

Menopause: I don쳌ft hesitate

Double breasted: Normal

Portent: Leaky camping shelter

Mundane: Dull Scandinavian

Impale: The Devil쳌fs Brew!

Poltroon: Scottish parrot

Mistral: Unmusical troubadour

Asterisk: Astronomical hazard

Mustang: On death row

Coalesce: Smokeless fuel

Angiosperm: Irish prostitute

Rescind: Oops, I did it again!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Aug 10 - 01:03 PM

Stupor: Ladling thin broth
Infatuate: Cholesterol
Emulate: Tardy bird

Humidor: Damp gold

Cauterise: Winked

Porcine: Obscured way marker for road hogs

Morbid: Auction

Dulcet: Bunch of bores

Armadildo: Heavy duty vibrator

Sentinel: Smelly Nelly!

Rumpus: An invitation?

Octopus: Cat with 8 lives

Cant: No such word!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 08 Sep 10 - 09:37 AM

Toiletries: Dog urinals


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Sep 10 - 09:24 AM

Diatribe: Football hooligans


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Michael
Date: 13 Sep 10 - 11:51 AM

Counter irritant = shop assistant

Kangaroos = look at those amazing marsupials.

Translator = He's going to become a woman.

Toiletries = letries for children to play with.

Gymnosperm = result of watching women exercising.

Shitsu = stupid name for a dog.

Succulent = a borrowed nipple


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Sep 10 - 04:09 PM

This is for MtheGM..it was either this thread or the other!*bg*

On his 75th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The
certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby
reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile
dysfunction.

After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his
ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.

The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to
him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful
medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and
then say '1-2-3'. When you do that, you will become more manly than
you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you
want."

The man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and asked, "How
do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say
'1-2-3-4,' he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not
work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered,
shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to
join him in the bedroom. When she came in, He took of his clothes and
said, "1-2-3!"

Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then
she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences
with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling
participle.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 10:20 AM

Kat,

LOL!!

I'll use that one at the sesh tonight!

Here's some more to ponder:

Tertiary: Clint Eastwood

Curlew: Hairstylist

Menstruate: Realistic male bodymass

Binnacle: Small bin

Pannikin: Corporal Jones

Morbid: Up the ante at auction

Morbidity: Dirge

Ultramarine: More than able seaman

Disgruntle: Remove porcine vocal cords

Spinnakers: Speciality contortionist's act

Euphemism: Teenager –speak

Prosthesis: Expert's dissertation

Falsehood: Imitation sou'wester

Porcupine: Bacon craving


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Feb 11 - 11:57 AM

Campaign: Lumbago from sleeping on wet grass

Cortex: weatherproof headgear to keep brain warm

Oinkment: Porcine medication

Ninny: Shy female goat

Understatement: Subtitle


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 07:52 AM

Gymnosperm: Firing blanks?


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 08 Dec 11 - 04:50 AM

Crone: Duplicate oriental life form.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 08 Dec 11 - 04:54 AM

Clone: Oriental hag
Crony: Hag-like,
Crony: Joint for the birds.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 11 Jan 12 - 05:28 AM

Purist: What you risk getting when you drop your mobile phone in the toilet.


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: DMcG
Date: 11 Jan 12 - 07:57 AM

Mentioned at a sessionn on Friday last -

Twirled: Yorkshire


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Jan 12 - 08:56 AM

T'wirled -LOL!!


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Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Genie
Date: 11 Jan 12 - 10:50 PM

A few overlaps, but mostly new (definitions of exisiting words) here:
Neo-Definitions (Washington Post, Plus)


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