Tunes for medical service vehicles

Subject: Tunes for medical service vehicles
From: Jack Campin
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 07:11 AM

Marion has just been down to the main street in the village to visit the mobile mammogram van.

It occurred to me that ice cream vans have jingles but their medical equivalents don't.

What tunes would you expect to hear when the mammogram or blood donation vans arrive in your street?

If they had a mobile testicle-inspection service it would have to play "Do Your Balls Hang Low", I guess.

Subject: RE: Tunes for medical service vehicles
From: Bernard
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 07:22 AM

Mammogram van... 'Thanks for the Mammaries'...!

Blood donation van... 'Only Women Bleed'!

Mobile testicle-inspection service... 'After the Ball is Over'... or 'I Want to Hold Your Gland'?

Where's me hat?

Subject: RE: Tunes for medical service vehicles
From: Mr Red
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 09:40 AM

Mammogram van... Gilbert & Sullivan "Tit Willow"

Blood donation van... "I've Yot You Under my Skin"

Mobile testicle-inspection service... "Bicycle Made for Two" (get the wrong saddle and you know you have been tested)

Subject: RE: Tunes for medical service vehicles
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 11:11 AM

Mobile oestopath - "Them bones"

Mobile Optician - "I can see clearly now"

Mobile audiologist - "Do you hear what I hear"

Mobile X-ray - "Wonderful picture of you"

I like this game:-)

DeG