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BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!

Bobert 06 Mar 10 - 09:21 AM
Janie 06 Mar 10 - 09:37 AM
Amos 06 Mar 10 - 10:24 AM
Little Hawk 06 Mar 10 - 10:30 AM
gnu 06 Mar 10 - 11:41 AM
Janie 06 Mar 10 - 11:46 AM
gnu 06 Mar 10 - 11:52 AM
MAG 06 Mar 10 - 11:58 AM
Janie 06 Mar 10 - 12:04 PM
Bill D 06 Mar 10 - 01:29 PM
Alice 06 Mar 10 - 01:36 PM
Janie 06 Mar 10 - 01:39 PM
olddude 06 Mar 10 - 01:40 PM
Amos 06 Mar 10 - 02:47 PM
Bill D 06 Mar 10 - 02:55 PM
mousethief 06 Mar 10 - 03:14 PM
Charley Noble 06 Mar 10 - 03:19 PM
gnu 06 Mar 10 - 03:23 PM
JennieG 06 Mar 10 - 03:59 PM
Stilly River Sage 06 Mar 10 - 04:05 PM
Amos 06 Mar 10 - 05:03 PM
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Subject: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 09:21 AM

Well, I was watching this earthquake guy on the TV last night and he said that there is a 94% chance that a major earthquake is gonna happen right under Amos's house!!!

Now I know that Sawz happens to think that Amos is a moron but seein' as I know Amos purdy good and purdy sure he ain't a moron I figurated that if he knew that the big one was comin' that he'd...

...get the "f" out while he can, right???

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Janie
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 09:37 AM

Well, we might be about to find out if Sawz is right after all;^)


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Amos
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 10:24 AM

I am abashed and honored by your kind attention, friends.

Howsomeever, I am getting the F out by going to Mexico for a dental shtick this morning.

I will investigate, Bobez. I really appreciate your looking out for me.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 10:30 AM

I've been wondering about this too. Look, Amos, we HAVE Starbucks and Chapters here in Ontario, Canada...here where it is safe and virtually earthquake free. True, the winter weather here sucks, but you can't have everything! I suggest you apply for refugee status ASAP. Tell our people that you're not allowed to own a wiener dog in California! They will sympathize and let you in for sure.


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: gnu
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 11:41 AM

Thank goodness Amos won't be there when the quake hits under his house. Even a quake of small magnitude on rge Wreckeder Scale would be too much for him if his pond leaked.

Amos... you got fish in the pond? Are you taking them to Mexico or are you boarding them at a kennel while you are gone?


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Janie
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 11:46 AM

I think he ought to just have a quick fish fry before he leaves.


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: gnu
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 11:52 AM

Fry up goldfish? Kinda expensive, ain't it?


The Spaw Fault is to be avoided.


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: MAG
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 11:58 AM

give me a map of faultlines before I move ANYWHEERE --


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Janie
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 12:04 PM

Yeh, gnu, especially when you consider the dental bills from crunching all that gold. Probably why Amos has to head down to Mexico this morning.


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 01:29 PM

Amos is so well-known in his area that, if he leaves, the neighbors will know something is wrong, and THEY will move....and the thing will spread... and soon half of Southern California will be heading for---wherever YOU live.


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Alice
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 01:36 PM

Ontario quake today (but just a little one)


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Janie
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 01:39 PM

Ooooh nooooooo, Mr. bill.


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: olddude
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 01:40 PM

I have known people after a burrito that pulled a 9.5 on the rectal scale ... just a dangerous


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Amos
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 02:47 PM

MAG        UTC DATE-TIME         LAT         LONg        DEPTH         Region
        2.6        2010/03/06 15:09:25             45.970         -75.369          9.7          ONTARIO-QUEBEC BORDER REGION, CANADA
        2.6        2010/03/06 13:18:01          46.958         -70.734          0.8          SOUTHERN QUEBEC, CANADA
    3.8        2010/02/28 03:51:24          45.726         -74.456          7.0          ONTARIO-QUEBEC BORDER REGION, CANADA





My seems like the Niorth Right corner is dancing more than the Left West one!!

I was delighted to get back from the hurlio-burlio of borderville and discover my community safely nestled in place along the lovely flanks of the blue Pacific. My house, too was safe in its customary position. Looks like we dodged a bullet on this one.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 02:55 PM

♫"There's a whole lota shakin' goin' on..."♫


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: mousethief
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 03:14 PM

Pshaw. 3.8? You call that an earthquake? That barely makes the chandeliers sway.

O..O
=o=


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 03:19 PM

Amos-

Just looking at the map it's obvious to me that the Gulf of California is one big rift valley looking for more real estate, and San Diego is right on the track.

In several millions years your house will be a goner. Want to bet otherwise?

Cheerily,
Charley "Faultline" Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: gnu
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 03:23 PM

Ye're back already? And the fish are okay? Whew! A bullet indeed!


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: JennieG
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 03:59 PM

Amos, if you get the 'f' out will you be Famos?

Or are you famous enough already?

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 04:05 PM

If you're here to pay it, I'll take that bet. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Amos
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 05:03 PM

Only if you're willing to put a down payment into an interest-bearing vehicle.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: gnu
Date: 06 Mar 10 - 06:02 PM

Toyotas are bearing a lot of interest lately.


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 07 Mar 10 - 06:05 AM

A good starting place for Amos to go to might be:

The Global Seismic Hazard Map
The UN has put the world's earthquake risk on one chart
By Andrew Alden, About.com Guide

For more specific information on the North American continent (and mostly of the US) one might check out:

USGS National Seismic Hazard Maps, Data, and Documentation gives links to a broad range of information sources.

Note that neither of these links goes directly to a map, but only to links to maps so that you can take your pick for area of interest.

Lower 48 states maps and data is probably closest to general choices of things to look at for California; or using the links there, if you click on "maps" at the last link above you can pick lots of interesting ones, like:

2% probable peak ground acceleration for California and Nevada which is a pretty picture mostly of CA.

The last link probably gives the most immediate "picture" of the situation.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Amos
Date: 20 Mar 15 - 03:16 PM

Five long years and my domicile is as secure as ever it was, so far! If I move it will be on account of water, not earth.

Two of my best friends recently moved to Hillsborough, North Carolina, where three of my best friends already live. Can you say t-e-m-p-t-e-d? Of course you can! But reality is a stubborn ole thang, innit? :D


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Mar 15 - 03:23 PM

And here is a nice reminder of our old friend John in Kansas. I miss all of his useful and well-documented posts.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: gnu
Date: 20 Mar 15 - 03:33 PM

Indeed, SRS.

I'd move tomorrow, if not later today, if I were you, A. You won't be able to sell your house when the water runs out. Not to mention all that radiation from Fuckedupshima. NC, eh? You might wanna bring some air with you to breathe when the fracking messes that up along with the water... but it will take a few years so yer better off ta get out while the gettin's good.

BTW... I have loads of water stored on top of my lawns. We Canucks are self reliant like that. Every winter, we store water for readily available use. I have an average of about 2.5m deep in crystalline form stored up on the lawns and there's another 0.2m to be delivered tomorrow night. I don't even have to order it... it is shipped to me automatically by Mother Nature... the bitch!


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 20 Mar 15 - 03:41 PM

Come live in Maine, Amos - we only get very small earthquakes here and there is plenty of water......


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 15 - 06:05 PM

Come live here. I guarantee that when Yellerstone blows you'll be among the very, very first to know and you can take scientifical measurements and stuff. At least for a while.


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: michaelr
Date: 20 Mar 15 - 10:02 PM

North Carolina, where the Repugnicans have been wreaking the worst havoc anywhere? Don't go there.


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Mrrzy
Date: 20 Mar 15 - 11:54 PM

Janie, ha ha ha ha ha!


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Janie
Date: 21 Mar 15 - 11:33 AM

Be honest, Jacqui - y'all just looking for some one to help shovel snow:>)


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: olddude
Date: 21 Mar 15 - 04:49 PM

Come to buffalo I will teach ya about snow shoveling I will


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Bobert
Date: 21 Mar 15 - 07:46 PM

I donno, Amos...

I mean, you boastin' about not getting 'quaked... I wouldn't have done that, son... You temptin' the 'quakin' gods and you make them mad then they is gonna put a 'quake on you that gonna make you wish that you'd just whistled past the graveyard rather than diggin' stuff up...

Ya' hear???

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Amos
Date: 21 Mar 15 - 10:52 PM

Jeeze--no one complained when everyone says I was gonna get quaked and it DIDN'T come true, did they? Now, I point out what DID come true and I am accused of grand hubris! Didn't anyone every tell you that reality has a fact-based tendency?


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: skarpi
Date: 22 Mar 15 - 07:41 AM

94 % change ...cool and how does , and where does he get that info from ?   tell you this earth is connected with sun magnetic poles what ever happens on the sun it happen here on earth in form s of earthquakes or some thing else like eruption s , our magnetic poles are moving
and yes earthquakes do happens once in a while .
I live in Iceland where we get eruption s and earthquakes and its quiet
right now , but things are unstable , do I worry yes a little but
I am not thinking about everyday every hour , and if some one tell us
that we are getting in next hours a big earthquakes yes I would listen and take action in my home , but my home is build stronger than most home in your country , my home are build to take over 9 on richter ..
and yes our land is not like yours ..
stay calm Amos and just play some music , works all the time :) .
all the best from a shaky man , Skarpi Iceland .


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: PHJim
Date: 22 Mar 15 - 12:31 PM

What the "F"!


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 22 Mar 15 - 06:37 PM

I think New England is on the same classification of fault that Amos sits on. It's just that our fault isn't active. The last MAJOR earthquake in New England was, I think, in the 1770s in Connecticut.

The first one I felt was in the late '70s when I was living in Cape Porpoise, Maine. 4 point something in the ocean off Kennebunkport. I thought the furnace was blowing up. The next local large-ish one was in 1981 when I was living here in Nottingham, NH. I've got the newspaper clippings from that one in my archives.

Linn


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: akenaton
Date: 23 Mar 15 - 03:12 AM

My childhood friend moved from Boston to North Carolina, she loves it and the people are "very nice"......she's not religious.


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 15 - 05:17 PM

There is no "F" in Amos. His middle name, however, is Fflewdff. If you got the F out of that he would just be "Lewd."


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Janie
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 12:03 AM

*snort*


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Amos
Date: 24 Mar 15 - 03:01 PM

Rapp's keen sense of irony is paralleled only by his acuity as a spieling speller.


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: olddude
Date: 25 Mar 15 - 01:23 AM

How about some more music there guys.. Get them geetars out


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: olddude
Date: 25 Mar 15 - 01:23 AM

How about some more music there guys.. Get them geetars out


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Mar 15 - 11:14 AM

Amos,

Take the goldfish pond with you when you go. If lots of people have to vacate your area, you might as well take a carp pool out of town (I said with a koi smile).......


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: GUEST,Severn (Hoodah Guest)
Date: 25 Mar 15 - 11:25 AM

Sorry, that last one was from me on a library 'puter......

Store the contents temporarily in the ocean and we'll expect "A-Fish- In-Sea Reports" from time to time, at least until all this blows under.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: gnu
Date: 25 Mar 15 - 01:50 PM

Go EAST young man!


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Mar 15 - 02:20 PM

Like we couldn't tell that was Severn without his coming back to tell us. Heh.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: gnu
Date: 26 Mar 15 - 01:11 PM

Indeed, SRS! The master need not sign his works.


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Subject: RE: BS: Get the 'F' Out, Amos!!!
From: Deda
Date: 30 Mar 15 - 05:46 PM

Amos has ar least one most excellent reason to consider moving to Maine, which is that I, his last living (and still acknowledged) sibling, as well as his first and still ardent fan, live in Belfast, ME. But he also has an excellent reason not to, which is that my deck (facing the beautiful Penobscot Bay) is still deep in snow.

I've escaped for a month to beautiful New Harmony, Indiana, so I'll get to watch spring spring twice!

Deda


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