Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Tootler Date: 28 Nov 11 - 04:17 PM I am now the proud owner of a grey felt ukulele plectrum which I never use. You can have that if you want. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Backwoodsman Date: 28 Nov 11 - 09:32 AM Not as daft as it sounds Andrew - my BlueChip picks are designated 'Right Handed' due to the alignment of the bevelling on the bevelled edges, 'Left Handed' BlueChips are bevelled differently to the 'Right Handed' ones. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: GUEST,Andrew Date: 28 Nov 11 - 09:15 AM Sounds like mine. A left haded grey plectrum altered for right handed usage? If you are at the Seven Stars tonight you can collect your reward! |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Rob Naylor Date: 28 Nov 11 - 05:29 AM Found a grey Dunlop one (plectrum, not a plot!) on a chair in The Bull at Ditchling last night but Will Fly claimed it. I think he was lying! |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Backwoodsman Date: 28 Nov 11 - 05:00 AM I lost the plot many years ago, Tim. Never did find it again, and I'm well past caring now! |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Tim Leaning Date: 27 Nov 11 - 02:45 PM I lost the plot in a folk club..If you find it just let it slip quietly into obscurity. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: GUEST,Andrew Date: 27 Nov 11 - 02:29 PM My mate Pat Ormsby has lost his plectrum - and it was bright orange!!! |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: GUEST,Tattie Bogle Date: 23 Mar 10 - 08:46 PM I have a collection of my son's plectra found in various places around the house, so for his Christmas present I gave him a South Park "Son of a bitch" plectrum. (OK I said it!) Oh and don't put your plectrum in supermarket trolleys in Makro, as they transfer all your purchased goods into another trolley as you go through checkout, so you end up with the trolley with no plectrum in it! |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Tangledwood Date: 23 Mar 10 - 06:54 PM "I also have a small collection of rusty metal thumbpicks. I am considerinf having them welded together artistically and then auctioning them off on e-Bay!" I'm going to collect those speckled brown ones and make a tortoise. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Little Hawk Date: 23 Mar 10 - 05:47 PM Make sure you have a hefty reserve price in place. You wouldn't want to get a farthing less than they are worth. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: eddie1 Date: 23 Mar 10 - 02:22 AM Thank you for your advice Johnp but I also have a small collection of rusty metal thumbpicks. I am considerinf having them welded together artistically and then auctioning them off on e-Bay! Eddie |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Genie Date: 23 Mar 10 - 12:11 AM Bob, I'm pretty sure some of the wayward plectra also transmogrify into plastic grocery bags. Those little buggers seem to multiply exponentially even more rapidly than rabbits or wire coat hangers. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Little Hawk Date: 22 Mar 10 - 11:11 PM Andrew, I think I may have bought your plectrum recently on Ebay. The bidding was fierce and I didn't think I was going to get it, but I used a sniper service, put in a ridiculously high bid, and just barely managed to get it for $1,733.18 cents! I then had it sent from the UK and insured for the full amount, but the f*cking customs people sent it BACK to the bloke in England who sold it to me!!! They claimed it was lacking a return address. This is, of course, impossible and totally idiotic, because how the hell COULD they have sent it back to him if it didn't have a return address????? Idiots. So...he sent it to me again in the care of an overseas agent I hired who brought it across personally, chained to his wrist. He was held up for sometime by Canada Customs, but eventually got clearance and met me at a pre-arranged location where I paid his fee and finally got my hands on the plectrum, which now had cost me $5,718.33! What a thrill it was. I played with that plectrum for weeks and everyone remarked on how wonderful it sounded. Then something terrible happened! Someone stole the plectrum out of my hotel room while I was having dinner. The show that followed was a disaster. I just couldn't play properly without my $5,718.33 plectrum. I was in a state of deep depression and have been ever since. I will not rest until I recover it, but I fear that it may in fact be YOUR plectrum, and if it is, then I am honor bound to return it. I expect that many sleepless nights may lie ahead for both of us before this unfortunate matter is resolved. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: GUEST,johnp Date: 22 Mar 10 - 07:32 AM Eddie try metal thumbpicks they may sound crap but cope really well in the washing machine. John |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: eddie1 Date: 21 Mar 10 - 01:26 PM There has been a couple of references to the small pocket inside the pocket of your jeans. Am I the only owner of a selection of very clean, rather warped, thumbpicks found in jeans after they come out of the washing machine (or very warped after they come out of the tumble dryer)? Eddie |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Tootler Date: 21 Mar 10 - 01:12 PM I found it but as I don't play guitar, I used it in one of those supermarket trolleys that need a pound coin to release them. I keep it in my pocket so I can use it again as I really resent having a pound coin out of circulation while I am in the supermarket. Great idea! Can you recommend a type? I hear those Blue Chip picks are pretty good. I mostly get mine from charity stalls in the supermarket entrance. Mind you they usually charge a pound or two for them which kind of defeats the object and they're not much use to guitarists being round and metallic. The blue chip ones I use for playing the stock market. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: GUEST,Guest Date: 20 Mar 10 - 08:07 PM If it was one of those big triangular ones shaped like a taco... I'm sorry but I was really hungry and it was a genuine mistake... not too bad with the chilli sauce... |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: VirginiaTam Date: 20 Mar 10 - 08:02 AM re Gnu's post There is a society Plectrum Institute o Conservators & Keepers |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Tangledwood Date: 20 Mar 10 - 04:56 AM I found it but as I don't play guitar, I used it in one of those supermarket trolleys that need a pound coin to release them. I keep it in my pocket so I can use it again as I really resent having a pound coin out of circulation while I am in the supermarket. Great idea! Can you recommend a type? I hear those Blue Chip picks are pretty good. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: GUEST,andrew Date: 20 Mar 10 - 04:36 AM It may have been a leftie adapted for right hand use! |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: GUEST,crazy little woman Date: 19 Mar 10 - 10:45 PM I thought I'd found it for you, Andrew, but it was a left-handed pick. Do you play left-handed by any chance? |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Raggytash Date: 19 Mar 10 - 06:12 PM !!!! Sorted !!!!! Learn to fingerpick !!!! You'll never need a plectrum again |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: gnu Date: 19 Mar 10 - 03:10 PM Hiring pick holders... do they work by the hour or by the gig? Meals? Drinks? Travel? How do I know I am hiring a pro?... have they a professional society so I can verify their membership and standing? |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Les from Hull Date: 19 Mar 10 - 03:02 PM There's a guy in Nigeria says he's found it. Now if you'll just send him your bank details... Seriously, have you never considered a pick holder. I've not lost a pick since I've had one. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Genie Date: 19 Mar 10 - 02:51 PM "Plectrum? Damn near killed 'im!" Actually the correct plural (to refer to all the little buggers that get lost and hang out together under the sofa cushions) is "plectra." I know. I saw it a crossword puzzle just the other day. Seamus, kudos (which, BTW, is singular) to you on penning such a groan-worthy Bears parody! Andrew, I think I have found your lost plectrum. I'll be glad to send it back to you free (you just pay shipping and handling of $7.95) if you can provide a full description (notarized, of course). But, hey. When I do use a flat pick, I prefer the Herco ones, which are like a thumb pick with a wide flat picking surface. When they're not in use, I clip them onto my earlobes. If they go with my outfit, they make nice accessories. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Tootler Date: 18 Mar 10 - 08:42 PM I found it but as I don't play guitar, I used it in one of those supermarket trolleys that need a pound coin to release them. I keep it in my pocket so I can use it again as I really resent having a pound coin out of circulation while I am in the supermarket. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Betsy Date: 18 Mar 10 - 07:59 PM Great thread - everyone is being pleasant and trying to put a nice slant on it . Maybe I'm going to try singing "Oh Geordie's lost his plectrum, Oh Geordie's lost his plectrum ........... Guddonya Cheers Betsy |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Paul Reade Date: 18 Mar 10 - 03:59 PM Surprising what ends up in guitars. I remember an occasion with two friends - one playing the guitar, the other eating fish and chips. "Chuck us a chip" said the guitarist. The chip eater obliged, but the guitarist missed the catch and the chip fell into the sound hole. We had a hell of a job getting it out and his guitar smelled of vinegar for several days! |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: gnu Date: 18 Mar 10 - 03:00 PM Thread drift... re getting a pick out of a guitar or... In August 2007, Beer (Adrien) stopped over at my place whilst on vacation and played my Seagull, which had gathered dust for some three years (wrist injury) and was in still in perfect tune. A while later, I picked it up to try to play a wee bit. Odd noise. After several shakes, out fell the moisture absorbing silica packet which had been inside that guitar since the day I had bought it about five years before. I had a good laugh over that! |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: gnu Date: 18 Mar 10 - 02:52 PM Is that because they know how to strum? Yes, I understand that, but couldn't resist. Many moons ago, I was at a backwoods (I am talkin 30 miles from electricity) gravel pit up ta Kent County, New Brunswick, Canada. Musta bin 30 geetars and mandies. No pick and nobody had a spare. Since I had a Ford pickup truck, I had a pair of tin snips in the tool box and made a pick from a Frisbee. Worked okay. And, it was a "Glow-in-the-Dark" Frisbee, so the stoners were really impressed. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Don Firth Date: 18 Mar 10 - 01:38 PM Most guys either have, or are looking for, a wife or girl friend. But a guitarist has his pick. Don Firth |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 18 Mar 10 - 01:38 PM Oh God, I am so ashamed. I used 'there' instead of "their". What was I thinking? Forgive me. Forgive me. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Darowyn Date: 18 Mar 10 - 01:19 PM We've got a tortoiseshell cat. Is that protected too? Even if not, it would still be a brave man or woman who tried to make her into a plectrum! Cheers Dave |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 18 Mar 10 - 12:38 PM Andrew, I'm telling you this before Art Thieme jumps in... There was a folk group called the Teddy Bears, who after they had finished a gig noticed that there plectrums had all vanished. They searched high and low, but no luck. Someone, possibly the bartender, suggested that they had been stolen. So - that was the day the Teddy Bears had their picks nicked.... |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 18 Mar 10 - 06:28 AM Good one, Declan! Rusty, I can see where micro-chipping and cross-country trips to retrieve lost picks could get a little expensive. But we all know that if a certain pick is a favorite, then it's worth it. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Rusty Dobro Date: 18 Mar 10 - 06:21 AM I take my little chums along to the vet and have them micro chipped. Then, whatever part of the country they may roam to, I can always go and collect them. (Floods of happy tears on those occasions, as you can imagine!) I have individual names for every single one of 'em, but all the same: 'Gibson medium'. They seem to know which one I'm talking to, though. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Declan Date: 17 Mar 10 - 09:04 PM I agree with Richard about the pocket in the jeans. I call it my pick pocket. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 17 Mar 10 - 08:12 PM Wheres this thread going? what a Palaver, Everyones getting rather picky. "Plectrum was a Roman Emperor? Plectrum The 111rd Ye Ignorant pups ? Did they not teach you nothing at School, Your school teacher was a Ass and your head master was a mule. and your dinner lady was a More-lock from H.g. Wells "The time Machine. I was a More-lock once? |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 17 Mar 10 - 07:41 PM Here is my answer to making things visible: hot hot hot! A small piece, applied to an item, makes it visible and distinctively mine. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Don Firth Date: 17 Mar 10 - 07:20 PM Didn't Stephen King write a novel about this? Don Firth |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Tangledwood Date: 17 Mar 10 - 07:01 PM Disembled? ahem . . . try disassembled. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Tig Date: 17 Mar 10 - 06:57 PM Take heart Andrew - it may come back yet! The Badger played at The Globe, Guisborough when he was at uni and lost one of his plecs. 30 years later we returned to the pub to help out and whilst cleaning behind the pipes in the lounge what should turn up but a lonely little plectrum. He couldn't swear it was his but it was the sort he'd always used by choice! :-) I also do a line of 'Glow in the Dark' plectrum jewellery (on chains, earrings or bracelets) for those who have a habit of dropping plecs in dark places. They really DO glow a greeny colour and are medium weight. PM me if you want to know more. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Tangledwood Date: 17 Mar 10 - 06:57 PM Basic Fender mediums for guitars, but bone or tortoise-shell for mandolins. Please consider your fellow musicians. Tortoises serve a much higher purpose than being disembled for use as picks. Reference |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Waddon Pete Date: 17 Mar 10 - 06:01 PM ...actually plectrums, rather like paper clips, drawing pins and biros, are in public ownership and travel round from owner to owner as the need arises...sometimes they stay with one individual who treats them well and invite others to join them. Sometimes they are feel neglected or ill used and thus wander on to someone else. Clearly Andrew, if you have lost a plectrum, it has simply wandered off to find a better home.... |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: paula t Date: 17 Mar 10 - 04:54 PM Andrew, As a mum, I'm well experienced in the field of lost small objects. Having worked my way up from Barbie shoes and Barbie coathangers, through Polly Pocket figures and, in recent years, school bus passes, I'm now qualified to speak about this .I recently graduated to thumbpicks and the occasional plectrum - with an additional, "short notice , someone must have moved it," qualification ("I need it now and I'm sure I put it away!"). Try washing all your pairs of jeans. I can guarantee that as soon as you take them out of the tumble dryer you'll find them in a pocket.....along with your lost tissues, raffle tickets, ten pound notes................ Failing that, ask the Capo Fairy (often found in our house),Sock Fairy, the TV Remote Fairy or the Unable To Switch Lights Off Fairy . They are found in most homes and I think they co-habit. Let this be a lesson to you! Put them in a safe place in the future. I'm sure that the Lakeland store MUST have a special plastic container (plectrum shaped of course) to keep plectrums in. You'll probably find them on the shelves with their famous banana shaped banana cases and digestive biscuit cases (which hold 2 biscuits, so I'm told). Hope this is helpful, Paula |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: John Hardly Date: 17 Mar 10 - 04:51 PM Check table 17. I think it's wedged under the Southwest leg, leveling the table. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Betsy Date: 17 Mar 10 - 04:42 PM Maybe Sir Paul McCartney was going through the same problem when he wrote Hey Jude |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: open mike Date: 17 Mar 10 - 04:00 PM here is one solution http://www.amazon.com/Profile-Digital-Holder-AMS-PT-500-SL/dp/B001JVLH6K don't get this one if you lose 'em http://accessories.musiciansfriend.com/product/Golden-Touch-14k-Gold-Pick?sku=110211 this one is a bit more reasonable http://accessories.musiciansfriend.com/product/Golden-Touch-Sterling-Silver-Pick?sku=110210 this is the best solution yet http://accessories.musiciansfriend.com/product/Dunlop-Ergo-Pickholder?sku=420187 or this http://accessories.musiciansfriend.com/product/Planet-Waves-Pick-Holder-with-LED-Light?sku=425314 or this (if you can find a pick to put in it) http://accessories.musiciansfriend.com/product/Dunlop-Microphone-Stand-Pick-Holder?sku=429002 |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: Cool Beans Date: 17 Mar 10 - 03:50 PM I knew a guy once who couldn't find his plectrum with both hands and a flashlight. |
Subject: RE: Lost Plectrum From: GUEST,Andrew Date: 17 Mar 10 - 02:47 PM Thanks for your help. my wife has promised me a new one for my birthday. By the way the wire coat hangers make good harmonica holders or even microphone holders. |
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