Lyr Req: The Walrus Song (from Trousers)

Subject: The Walrus Song
From: MASH
Date: 08 Apr 10 - 07:10 AM

Following on from my search for the 1970s Surrey-based duo "Trousers" (see thread, "Lost Trousers") I am now searching for a song they used to perform that was called The Walrus Song, or perhaps just The Walrus. I have no idea if it is traditional or self written - though I fear the latter in which case it is almost certainly lost for ever.
It was pretty bawdy, and I have no recollection now of the words, though I'd recognise it instantly if I saw/heard it.

Can anyone help?

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Walrus Song (from Trousers)
From: GUEST,#
Date: 24 Mar 21 - 10:28 PM

http://www.andyleslie.com/Reboot/Trousers/Albums.htm

Alas, the song you want seems not to be on either 'record'.

(PS That link is from a post on the other thread about ten years back.)