A song for today (please finish it)

Subject: A song for today (please finish it)
From: Cool Beans
Date: 10 May 10 - 06:16 PM

There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a hole, there's a hole,
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's oil in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's oil in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a hole, there's a hole,
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
...

Subject: RE: A song for today (please finish it)
From: GUEST,mg
Date: 10 May 10 - 07:05 PM

There's money in the oil in the hole in the bottom of the sea etc.

Subject: RE: A song for today (please finish it)
From: Melissa
Date: 10 May 10 - 07:16 PM

There's money in the oil that escaped from the hole in the bottom of the sea..

Subject: RE: A song for today (please finish it)
From: The Doctor
Date: 11 May 10 - 06:05 AM

There's tax on the money in the oil in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

Subject: RE: A song for today (please finish it)
From: GUEST,KateCanadian
Date: 11 May 10 - 08:59 AM

There's death on the land and there's death in the water from the oil in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
... There's death, there's death,
From the hole in the bottom of the sea.

Subject: RE: A song for today (please finish it)
From: GUEST,^&*
Date: 11 May 10 - 09:19 AM

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Subject: RE: A song for today (please finish it)
From: LadyJean
Date: 12 May 10 - 12:45 AM

You have to say something about the plugs they're trying to install, I suppose. The ads I'm seeing are for floor refinishing and wood sealer.

Subject: RE: A song for today (please finish it)
From: GUEST,MC Fat (at work)
Date: 12 May 10 - 04:25 AM

for that hole in the bottom of the ocean
is gushing oil and crap
the plug you need is Cameron
and the odd Liberal Democrat

Subject: RE: A song for today (please finish it)
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 12 May 10 - 09:42 AM

This is begging for an allusion to There's a hole in daddy's arm where all the money goes.

Subject: RE: A song for today (please finish it)
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 12 May 10 - 11:22 AM

"There's politics in the money in the oil in the hole in the bottom of
the sea" . . .

Subject: RE: A song for today (please finish it)
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 12 May 10 - 06:07 PM

Get real! Eleven men are dead, others are in danger as they attempt to plug the well. Beautiful animals are dying miserable deaths.

This is not the time to get snide over how much smarter you think you are.

What powers the computers you are writing on? Fossil fuels. What are their cases made of? Petroleum-based products. Get real.

Subject: RE: A song for today (please finish it)
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 12 May 10 - 06:34 PM

What are their cases made of? Petroleum-based products.

Needn't be that way - Wooden computer case, with outline of how to build it. Looks pretty good too.

Subject: RE: A song for today (please finish it)
From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego
Date: 13 May 10 - 05:14 PM

There's a guitar-playing roughneck
Sittin' on a gangplank
Knowin' that he's outflanked
Wishin' for a sandbank
Tryin' to find the "off" crank
For the crude oil comin' from
The hole in the bottom of the sea.

Here's a gulf coast landfall
Lookin' like a tar pit
Smellin' like an arm pit
Critters in their death fits
Wishin' they could just split
From the sticky gunk comin'
From the hole in the bottom of the sea.

You'd think some Texan would have found a big enough cork by now....

Subject: RE: A song for today (please finish it)
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 13 May 10 - 05:23 PM

leenia, getting real involves realising that the tragedy could have been prevented in the first place if BP had been obliged to install the same failsafe systems which have prevented similar tragedies occurring in Europena waters over the last 30 years.

Subject: RE: A song for today (please finish it)
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 13 May 10 - 05:24 PM

...or even "European waters" ...