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You're a session regular when...

GUEST,madauntiecat 27 May 10 - 03:31 AM
SteveMansfield 27 May 10 - 03:55 AM
Leadfingers 27 May 10 - 04:47 AM
Rob Naylor 27 May 10 - 04:57 AM
GUEST,The Shambles 27 May 10 - 04:57 AM
Emma B 27 May 10 - 04:58 AM
Bert 27 May 10 - 02:11 PM
Ernest 27 May 10 - 02:25 PM
Geoff the Duck 27 May 10 - 03:01 PM
Ann N 27 May 10 - 03:22 PM
Rapparee 27 May 10 - 03:31 PM
GUEST,MadauntieCat 27 May 10 - 04:44 PM
Dave MacKenzie 27 May 10 - 07:05 PM
Tootler 27 May 10 - 07:59 PM
Rob Naylor 27 May 10 - 08:01 PM
Liz the Squeak 28 May 10 - 01:39 AM
Ernest 28 May 10 - 01:57 AM
GUEST,Pete 28 May 10 - 03:16 PM
Charley Noble 28 May 10 - 03:50 PM
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Subject: You're a session regular when...
From: GUEST,madauntiecat
Date: 27 May 10 - 03:31 AM

...when called on to sing, you have to apologise for the fact that this 'new' song you are trying out does not contain references to sex, death or cake. Or the word 'arrrrse'.

Anybody else find that their favourite songs tend to have a theme?


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Subject: RE: You're a session regular when...
From: SteveMansfield
Date: 27 May 10 - 03:55 AM

You're a session regular when the session organiser says to you

'Play, you know, thing'

and you know which tune she means ...


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Subject: RE: You're a session regular when...
From: Leadfingers
Date: 27 May 10 - 04:47 AM

YOU get blamed for speeding the tune , when in fact it was ***** AGAIN ! LOL


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Subject: RE: You're a session regular when...
From: Rob Naylor
Date: 27 May 10 - 04:57 AM

People comment on the fact that you've changed your brand of pick!


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Subject: RE: You're a session regular when...
From: GUEST,The Shambles
Date: 27 May 10 - 04:57 AM

When customers insist on you playing 'battling banjos'.


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Subject: RE: You're a session regular when...
From: Emma B
Date: 27 May 10 - 04:58 AM

.....on your kazooo :)


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Subject: RE: You're a session regular when...
From: Bert
Date: 27 May 10 - 02:11 PM

...Anybody else find that their favourite songs tend to have a theme?...

Too true, you write Just ONE funny song and nobody takes you seriously any more. They either laugh inappropriately at your serious songs or request "Size Doesn't Matter" yet again.


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Subject: RE: You're a session regular when...
From: Ernest
Date: 27 May 10 - 02:25 PM

...the session changed it`s venues half a dozen times and you`re still show up even if the organizers never told you about the new time & place....


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Subject: RE: You're a session regular when...
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 27 May 10 - 03:01 PM

.... You turn up every week, sit in the same chair and play...











Despite the fact that..






the session's changed it`s venue and the organizers never told you about the new time & place...

Quack!
Geoff the Duck (baht kazoo).


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Subject: RE: You're a session regular when...
From: Ann N
Date: 27 May 10 - 03:22 PM

You turn up after being missing for 2 years to find the same people are there and they still remember what tunes you play :)


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Subject: RE: You're a session regular when...
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 May 10 - 03:31 PM

...and they remember your last Mudcat post!


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Subject: RE: You're a session regular when...
From: GUEST,MadauntieCat
Date: 27 May 10 - 04:44 PM

One of our regulars has a fanclub, three ladies of more mature years who sit in the corner and twinkle at him. We're trying to persuade them to sing.

To add to my OP, when the barkeep knows exactly what you drink; a request for a 'small vat of old unpronounceable' gets a large glass of pleasant fruity red. When MaduncleBucket started WW and changed his order from a full-fat shandy to a diety coke it caused Consternation.


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Subject: RE: You're a session regular when...
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 27 May 10 - 07:05 PM

... people notice if you've played the same song within the last year.


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Subject: RE: You're a session regular when...
From: Tootler
Date: 27 May 10 - 07:59 PM

If you are missing for a while and people start asking what's happened to you - or email you to ask if you are OK.


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Subject: RE: You're a session regular when...
From: Rob Naylor
Date: 27 May 10 - 08:01 PM

People notice if you *haven't* done the same song in the last year.


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Subject: RE: You're a session regular when...
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 May 10 - 01:39 AM

The pub landlord calls to ask why you weren't there last night.....(don't laugh, it happened!)

LTS


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Subject: RE: You're a session regular when...
From: Ernest
Date: 28 May 10 - 01:57 AM

...you can bring in an amp without being kicked out...

@ madauntiecat: barkeep knowing what you drink would apply to any regular, not just session regulars. Good bar staff will always know your drink a long time before they know your name.

Nice thread!
Ernest


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Subject: RE: You're a session regular when...
From: GUEST,Pete
Date: 28 May 10 - 03:16 PM

Someone loses the thread halfway through a song and says 'Oh bugger. finish it for me will you'


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Subject: RE: You're a session regular when...
From: Charley Noble
Date: 28 May 10 - 03:50 PM

When your name becomes associated with a particular type of song or technique.

"Oh, that's another Charley Noble Song" or "You can always Bruce it!"

Or everyone frowns when someone sits in "your seat."

The waitress brings you your leftovers from the previous session.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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