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BS: Is it time for a gay president?

ichMael 31 May 10 - 12:11 AM
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Subject: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: ichMael
Date: 31 May 10 - 12:11 AM

In light of recent revelations about Barack Obama's sexuality, do you think America's ready for a homosexual president?


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 May 10 - 12:17 AM

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 May 10 - 01:10 AM

It's time to put a chimp in the White House. Vote for Chongo in 2012.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: mousethief
Date: 31 May 10 - 02:11 AM

I went to high school with a girl whose last name was Guay.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 31 May 10 - 02:32 AM

I went to school with a girl whose first name was Gaye.
She wasn't.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: gnu
Date: 31 May 10 - 04:53 AM

Does Gail count?


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Rog Peek
Date: 31 May 10 - 05:15 AM

Obama always seems happy enough to me.

Rog


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 May 10 - 09:49 AM

I had a passel of neighbors named "Gay" -- Ed Gay, Bill Gay, Mary Gay....


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Ebbie
Date: 31 May 10 - 10:54 AM

I once lived on a cay.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 31 May 10 - 11:03 AM

somebody has too much time on his hands... maybe he should put that time and his hands to better use by actually wanking off instead of virtually wanking off.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 31 May 10 - 11:27 AM

No.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Bill D
Date: 31 May 10 - 11:53 AM

Did you know that entering Q33 NY in the Wingdings font reveals a combination of symbols that reflect the 2001 attack on the Twin Towers. Not only , that a verse in the Quran predicts US involvement in Iraq and that "eleven" is a number with special significance to 9/11


1) New York City has 11 letters
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy
the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5=11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9+1+1=11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9+1+1=11.
Sheer coincidence..?!


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 31 May 10 - 12:03 PM

you're havin a laugh..

wingdings....

a jet, 2 pieces of lined paper, a skull and cross bones and the 6 pointed star mean .... what?

Shouldn't this be on the removing curse / superstitions thread?

I am really confused.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Bill D
Date: 31 May 10 - 12:09 PM

(just another 'interesting' revelation to add to the series in that first post. You never know when all off-the-wall rumors and conspiracy theories will become linked in one "Unified Field of Balderdash" and all will become clear!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Amos
Date: 31 May 10 - 12:28 PM

Ichy should actually be posting to the Mother of all BS thread, but he wouldn't get past the doorman...


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Ron Davies
Date: 31 May 10 - 12:48 PM

Did you know that GERITOL spelled backwards is LOTIREG?


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 31 May 10 - 12:52 PM

good one Amos.


Thanks BillD... good to know we have someone to look to when we aren't sure what is rot and piffle and what is not.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Bill D
Date: 31 May 10 - 12:54 PM

spelled inside out is TOEGIRL.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Bill D
Date: 31 May 10 - 12:58 PM

In Italy, GERITOL tranlates to GOT LIRE.

(You're welcome, VT... I try to do my part - ;>)...)


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: kendall
Date: 31 May 10 - 01:31 PM

...and that rhymes with P and that stands for pool!


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Amos
Date: 31 May 10 - 01:42 PM

In Italy, GERITOL tranlates to GOT LIRE.

Pedant alert:

I think you men "transforms", Bill. In Italy "Geritol" probably translates into nothing except itself.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 31 May 10 - 04:47 PM

Nobody in Italy got lira now, they use the Euro!
Trafalgar backwards, is raglafart.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Don Firth
Date: 31 May 10 - 05:01 PM

Well, lemme see, now. . .

In 1963, I sang a couple of weekends at a coffeehouse in Bellingham, Washington. The first name of one of the owners of the place was "Gay." Short for "Gaylord," I think. I ran into him a few years later. He was now working at Boeing in Seattle. During the intervening years, he'd got married and had a couple of kids.

Ironic, eh?

I guess not. . . .   Fuggitaboutit.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: gnu
Date: 31 May 10 - 06:28 PM

Johnny McEldoo for pres and McGee for VP. Ah, a gay ticket indeed! About time.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: maple_leaf_boy
Date: 31 May 10 - 07:55 PM

Obama = gay? or maybe bi? Who really cares? I went to school with a
an openly gay guy, and he didn't bother me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Don Firth
Date: 31 May 10 - 07:59 PM

Well, it's probably about time we have a gay president. Most of them have been gawdawful serious, and maybe it's time we had a comedian in that office.

Or--wait a minute--is it possible that comedians in office have been the problem all along!??

I blame Jerry Falwell and Tinky-Winky for this!!

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Ebbie
Date: 31 May 10 - 08:32 PM

Let's not lose sight of the fact that there is absolutely NO evidence that our president is gay or bi- Ichy's vomitus has no factual content whatever.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Naemanson
Date: 31 May 10 - 08:41 PM

Gay, straight, male, female, black, Hispanic, etc., who the hell cares? Let's just get a good, intelligent person into the office. Obama's 8 years will not be enough to undo what the previous idiots have done to us.

The last thing we should be concerned with is sexuality, religion, or anything else. We need a smart person with common sense and an ability to think on his/her feet.

Consider, if we were the owners of businesses and we asked any of these questions of a potential employee we would face an immediate and well-deserved lawsuit.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: ichMael
Date: 31 May 10 - 08:51 PM

I think that whether America accepts Obama as a homosexual will depend on whether he's viewed as an "Arthur" or a "Martha" (active or passive recipient). It should be pretty easy to present him as an Arthur at the Iowa caucus next time around, since he's known to enjoy being fellated by older white men, but I expect some confusion will arise over his involvement with Artur Davis. Even though Obama may be the Arthur in that relationship, will the average voter be able to get past the name/term confusion of Artur being a Martha? And what about Deval Patrick? A person would be hard pressed to tell from THIS photo which of the men is Arthur and which is Martha.

Anyway, look for confusion at the next Iowa Caucus. Obama should probably supplement The Boss's music with something like AC/DC and hope that Democrats don't switch to a STRONG Arthur candidate like Hillary Clinton.

Tramps like us
Baby we were born to run


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: ichMael
Date: 31 May 10 - 08:55 PM

Damn. I think I got my Arthurs and Marthas mixed up. Here's a glossary of gay terms I stumbled across while looking into Obama's sexploits:

http://www.mdolive.com/grab/printdoc.php?doc=queerlife_slang

So, when Bill Frist is servicing Obama, who's the Arthur there?


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Ebbie
Date: 31 May 10 - 09:27 PM

lol I usually don't think a man's sexual bents are any of my business, ichy, but I'll make an exception in your case. In a sick kind of way you are very funny. I do think you need counseling though because you are obviously tormented. lol


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Don Firth
Date: 31 May 10 - 10:03 PM

ichMael seems to know a great deal about the--um--ins and outs of male homosexual activities.

I wonder how and why. Could it be that he's. . . ?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: LadyJean
Date: 31 May 10 - 11:29 PM

My first thought was, A gay president! Glenn Beck would have a coronary!
My second thought was, Wow! Wouldn't that be great!

OK, David Lloyd George was one of England's great prime ministers.
David Lloyd George had difficulty keeping his pants buttoned.
I have reason to bellieve he made a pass at my grandmother. (Alas, my father's mother, who wouldn't have thought it was funny.)
That did not diminish his ability to lead his nation during a very difficult time.

I do not give a damn who a politician is screwing as long as it isn't me!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: mousethief
Date: 31 May 10 - 11:43 PM

Obama = gay? or maybe bi? Who really cares? I went to school with an openly gay guy, and he didn't bother me.

Are you ugly?


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 08:45 AM

I do not give a damn who a politician is screwing as long as it isn't me!!!

Those fuckers screw us all.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: MarkS
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 09:14 AM

Why not? Might be an improvement over what we have had for the last 25 years or so.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 09:31 AM

`Is it time for a gay president?`

I don`t think Obama will change his sexual orientation.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 10:22 AM

To answer the OP.

Why?


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: GUEST,TIA
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 10:29 AM

Don't change the subject Ichy!
Tell me about the trial of the centruy in Harlem.
How did that work out?
Links please....
Lots of them!


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 01:10 PM

hey fishMail - If you sort Newark, what do you get?


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 02:18 PM

Anyway, look for confusion at the next Iowa Caucus.

No confusion here, icky. H*ll, Obama could marry Biden while they are here (assuming they both get divorced first), what a ticket that would make.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Don Firth
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 03:06 PM

Hey, no sweat. At least two members of the Washington State Legistlature are openly gay and they're two of the best of the bunch (although a batch of eastern Washington arch-conservatives don't necessarily think so). Save for a few issues such as domestic partnership legislation (upon which not that much time is spent), the vast majority of what they deal with has absolutely nothing to do with matters of sexuality.

Hell, I don't care if they hump wildebeests while swinging on a trapeze as long as they do a good job when they're in the legislative chamber—or the Oval Office—and do a decent job of governing.

"I'm Jewish, I'm left-handed, and I'm gay! So how bad can it get!??"
                                                   —Barney Frank, Dem, Rep. Mass.

Don Firth

P. S. But—whatever turns your crank:    CLICKY!


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 03:18 PM

Spaghetti Sauce

1 yellow onion
1 lb ground beef
1 green pepper
1/2 bunch celery
6-10 fresh chives
2 fresh medium-weight tomatoes
1 jar prefab spaghetti sauce

Crumble ground beef into large frying pan and brown. Dice onions, chives, celery, tomatoes, green pepper into frying pan and allow to simmer. Add Italian spices (premixed) to taste. Add pre-fab spaghetti sauce. While simmering preparepasta (about 7 minutes from boiling point). Drain pasta and drown it in sauce. Serves anywhere from three to six depending on gluttony.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Don Firth
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 03:43 PM

I'm assuming that the wildebeest is consenting, of course. . . .

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 03:47 PM

I think it would be a good idea.

Unlike Amos's recipe. Never ever use premixed spices or herbs (and wehre are the basil and oregano?) Never ever use preprepared pasta (7 minutes) - use 11. Never ever use pre-fab-spagh sauce.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 03:59 PM

too much salt in processed sauces

Amos.. what must your blood pressure be like?


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 04:05 PM

Prefab


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: gnu
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 04:52 PM

As a gnu, I take affront to the idea of swinging on a trapeze. That is just sick.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: mousethief
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 05:59 PM

If we had a gay president, would his partner be the First Lad?


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Subject: RE: BS: Is it time for a gay president?
From: John P
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 06:17 PM

Wow, ichmael is quite the sexual deviant, isn't he? So VERY interested in what other people are doing in bed! Or is it just that he's fascinated by the thought of homosexual sex?

Is Mudcat ready for a repressed gay homo-basher?


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