BS: Should I Tell Him? (Nigerian scam?)

Subject: BS: Should I Tell HIm?
From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 06:49 PM

I've just received this email! :0)

>>>"Dear Friend,

Greetings to you and your family, I am Mr Robert Evert the Auditing and Accounting section manager in AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (A.D.B) Ouagadougou Burkina faso.
I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($39.5)million to your account within 10 or14 banking days. This money has been dormant for years in our Bank with out claim. So this is the reason why i contacted you so that the bank can release the money to you as the next of kin to the deceased customer. Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested. Upon receipt of your reply, i will give you full details on how the business will be executed I am expecting your urgent response.

Best Regard.

Mr Robert Evert"<<<



I think I should! I mean....! OH BOY! $39.5 MILLION! WHAT is a Girl to DO! ;0)

I'll give him my bank details IMMEDIATELY!..............


Dear Robikins,

Thank you so much for your kind letter informing me about your dead customer! FANCY them being MY next of kin! How LUCKY can a person be, although, of course, it's with deep sadness that I've learnt this news...but, *someone* has to be brave enough to ensure the $39.5 MILLION is looked after correctly...and even though I realise that's going to be a tough job, I'm willing to give it a go, to enable my dead customer relative to rest in peace.

AND I've always rather fancied a holiday in Nigeria, so I could come over, with my bank details, and give them to you face to face, for I'd love to meet you. After all, what you're doing is so incredibly kind.

I've decided that I might just spend most of my $39.5 MILLION suing the backside out of SHELL for the damage they've done in the Niger Delta, for I've been shocked to learn just what those Corporate Oil Bastards have allowed to happen out there, for the past 20 years or so, without any of us knowing much about it in the rest of the world.

Yeesh, they kept that quiet...but now, NOW, I CAN TELL THE WORLD!

Yes, I'll most certainly keep your name TOP SECRET, because I realise that an honest bloke like you may well become inundated by Cutthroats, Crooks and Conmen who are running your land...AND, I've even heard tell that *some* of your countrymen, and even *some* who are *posing* as your countrymen, go round the internet looking for really Dumbed Down Bunnies who'd fall for the most idiotic and stupid emails you could EVER imagine, giving out their bank details willynilly, Robikins!   

I KNOW! Can you *imagine* that!?

Holy Jumping Nigerian Catfish, eh! Well, that would be a good saying, but of course there AREN'T any Jumping or Not Jumping Catfish in the Niger Delta now, due to SHELL.   But when I get busy with my $39.5 MILLION, the Catfish will start to return!

I cannot describe my happiness, Robikins...and I cannot wait to meet you either. I'll write shortly with details of my travel arrangements and then we can meet up in Ouagadougou Burkina faso's Starbucks, and discuss my long lost dead customer relative over a medium sized latte.

Yours, ever so merrily
Lizzie :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Should I Tell HIm?
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 06:53 PM

Ah, Burkina Faso is a country separate from Nigeria.

Subject: RE: BS: Should I Tell HIm?
From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 07:21 PM

OhboyOhboyOhBoy! Thank HEAVENS you told me! I'd have gone ALL the way out there...and missed him! But, hang on a mo, methinks you could be just after my Dead Customer Relative's money, Rappy, sending me off on wild goose chases across Different African Areas...

I blame fRotts myself, they always get their geographical geography ARSS over whatsit..

;0)

And besides, I'll soon have enough money to move Burkina Factso to the middle, the outskirts or indeed right inside Nigeria.....AND still have money left over to buy up fRotts! Hey, I hadn't thought about that one. Oh the joy! 'fRotts & aCoustic' at long last!

Subject: RE: BS: Should I Tell HIm?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 07:35 PM

I guess the only problem might be that the other relatives will want a share too.. I believe there are 74,000,000 of them who have all been contacted and are ready with their bank details..... what if they all beat you to it???

Subject: RE: BS: Should I Tell HIm?
From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 08:00 PM

Gee Whizz, Mike! This is serious!

I KNOW! I could impress Robikins by serenading him with the NationalRegional Anthem of Ouagadougou!   Yes, that oughta show him that *I* am Number ONE Dead Customer Relative, because I've heard that only those who have PURE DCR genes know the words...

.....and....I know the entire ANTHEM! :0)

('scuse incorrect Youtube spelling, but some people haven't a DCR in their DNA!)

Subject: RE: BS: Should I Tell HIm?
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 08:55 PM

I do wish he had told you the sex of your deceased relative. It could get embarrassing, you know. And you wouldn't want to upset him, I'm sure.

Subject: RE: BS: Should I Tell Him?
From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 03:29 AM

EEK! You mean.....you mean he's expecting me to have sex with my Deceased Customer Relative!

Holey Jumping Cadavers!


Even for $39.5 MILLION that's just TOOOOOOEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Right, that's it! This morning I'm gonna write to Robikins and tell him exactly where he can stick his millions, because there's a line I just won't cross....and that's it!

Subject: RE: BS: Should I Tell Him?
From: kendall
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 06:53 AM

I'm surprised there are still idiots who fall for this crap.
You really shouldn't respond at all you know.

Subject: RE: BS: Should I Tell Him?
From: Bobert
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 07:16 AM

My deepest sypathies for yer loss, Lizzie C... It must be heartbreaking...

Sniff...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Should I Tell Him?
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 05:08 PM

Hey Lizzie

My mom got that same email a few years ago... I am pretty sure it is Uncle Customer Relative. Yep... He's the one... Whew he has been on ice a long time.

This means we are related, Lizzie.   Since Mom got her email so long ago, she must be entitled to a bigger slice of the pie.

Subject: RE: BS: Should I Tell Him?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 05:27 PM

The begging letter is in the post, Lizzie :)