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Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet

Amergin 18 Aug 10 - 11:20 PM
Amergin 18 Aug 10 - 11:22 PM
Genie 19 Aug 10 - 12:21 AM
mousethief 19 Aug 10 - 12:55 AM
mousethief 19 Aug 10 - 12:56 AM
Genie 19 Aug 10 - 01:04 AM
mousethief 19 Aug 10 - 01:31 AM
Genie 19 Aug 10 - 01:55 AM
mousethief 19 Aug 10 - 03:10 AM
Charley Noble 19 Aug 10 - 08:05 PM
Amergin 21 Aug 10 - 03:33 PM
Bill D 21 Aug 10 - 03:57 PM
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Subject: Million Dollar Toilet
From: Amergin
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 11:20 PM

Have a million dollars just lying around, and not sure what to spend it on? why not a used toilet? That's right, kids, for just a million dollars and an ebay account you can wow all your friends with the ownership of a used toilet? Now you may ask yourself what could be so special about a toilet, to cost a million bucks...does it surf the net, play video games, chess, or even wipe your ass for you? Well, no. Well, then what's so special about it? Well this toilet was owned and used by JD Salinger and if you listen and smell closely you may even hear the ruptures of gas and smell the ghostly remains of the shit that once graced this bowl.

For interested buyers the link is here.


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Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet
From: Amergin
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 11:22 PM


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Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet
From: Genie
Date: 19 Aug 10 - 12:21 AM

Milion-Dollar Potty

Tune: Million-Dollar Baby
Parody lyrics by Genie

It was a throne to match my shower,
And Salinger owned it before,
I found a million-dollar potty
At the online e-Bay store.

The smell continues with some power,
And grunts are heard there near the floor
Around the million-dollar potty
That ol' JD used before.

He was writing novels
And when he had to go,
He'd keep writing novels
As inspiration flowed.

If you should need to use my toilet
Just step inside my bathroom door
And smell my million-dollar potty
From the online eBay store.


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Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet
From: mousethief
Date: 19 Aug 10 - 12:55 AM

Hey are we going to have two song challenges going on at the same time? You're on my turf, dude.


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Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet
From: mousethief
Date: 19 Aug 10 - 12:56 AM

Besides, that one was already done.


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Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet
From: Genie
Date: 19 Aug 10 - 01:04 AM

Well, close, Alex, but no cigar. It's a different toilet, not Salinger's. *g*

Anyway, maybe Mudcatters can multitask enough to deal with 2 Song Challenges at once?
Dunno.


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Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet
From: mousethief
Date: 19 Aug 10 - 01:31 AM

It's also a matter of cataloguing and keeping track and stuff. But whatever.


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Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet
From: Genie
Date: 19 Aug 10 - 01:55 AM

OK, I see.

But what do we do about it?   Table this one till the earlier one has had longer to get entries?


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Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet
From: mousethief
Date: 19 Aug 10 - 03:10 AM

I dunno. It also has to do with what Amergin wants to do, and he's been quiet (maybe he's asleep in his part of the planet -- real-time online communications across the globe can mess up your sense of time!). I've been doing the SONG CHALLENGE! 2.0 threads on Sunday night/Monday morning. We're on week 2. I'd be happy to use this story for week 3. We could put it together with the older story as a two-fer! Two crappers for the price of one.


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Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet
From: Charley Noble
Date: 19 Aug 10 - 08:05 PM

I'd have to reread all the Salinger novels to do this one justice and I'm pressed for time. But what would Franny and Zooey come up with? Inquiring minds want to know!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet
From: Amergin
Date: 21 Aug 10 - 03:33 PM

You know, I saw this as a fun thing to do....but as usual some fucking asshole comes along and ruins it.


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Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Aug 10 - 03:57 PM

You're on my turf, dude.

That's not the way we do things around here...


...some fucking asshole

That's not either....


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Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 12:29 PM

It is actually, all too often.

But it's a good idea to wait till the other singer has finished before leunching into a fresh song.


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