Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: GUEST,Cazzy Jones Date: 12 Oct 10 - 12:05 PM http://cazzyjones.blogspot.com/2010/09/ed-and-david-miliband-two-little-boys.html Two little boys had two little toys A hammer, and a sickle too Gaily they played each summer's day Socialists through and through One little chap then had a mishap Off came his hammer's head Wept for his tool - naive young fool As his older brother said "Did you think I would start you crying With one swing of my sickle true Don't you stammer, it's just a hammer I'm much more sly than you When we grow up we'll both be MPs And we'll rise up above the noise Just remember that you're the younger Though we're just two little boys" Long years passed, Brown quit at last Burnham's hopes fade away Abbott too loud Balls mad and proud Must be a brother's day Up rang a shout, result's finally out Out from the ranks so red David's bid crashed, all hopes are dashed Then came the voice of Ed - "Did you think I would leave you dying When I can stick the knife in too Cry your tears, bro, the unions picked me Though the membership wanted you You just took the result for granted One banana skin's wrecked your poise Never thought once that I'd remember When we were two little boys" |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: Penny S. Date: 04 Oct 10 - 10:52 AM Terry Scott, and I think the programme was Broadcasting House. But they don't do transcripts, just Listen Again Penny |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: Penny S. Date: 04 Oct 10 - 10:43 AM On Radio 4 this weeked they had talked the original writer of a "comic" piece called "My Brother" into parodying his own work. Originally recorded by Terry - oops forgotten surname, of Terry and June. Penny |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: GUEST,Alan Whittle Date: 03 Oct 10 - 10:56 AM Ed Milliband is a Bastard Ed Milliband is a bastard We call him Ed the Red And if he gets elected You'll wish that you were dead. He has bad breath and dandruff His farts are loud and smelly He is much more objectionable Than he looks on telly But you can read the sorry facts Behind Ed's dismal tale Its there with all the gossip In tomorrow's Daily Mail Ed Milliband is a stinker lets stick to all the facts He looks he's a paedo And he's bound to charge more tax He'll give back all the loot Brave Maggie won From all those nasty frogs He'll build luxury homes and give out cash To all the scrounging wogs But more will be revealed my friends Next week in The mail, you'll see Moreover we will give away A brand new DVD Ed Milliband is a stinker He's run by Moscow central We should hang, draw and quarter him And then burn his entrails Theres rumours about his drinking the parties and the drugs And that isn't his real hair, you know he has to wear a rug We've seen the picture of Stalin That every night he kisses Not to mention the heroes graves On which regularly pisses But theres more revelations so watch now without fail All the front page news my friend In next years Daily Mail. |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 02 Oct 10 - 07:34 PM Frolicsome, I imagine. |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: GUEST,Roger Knowles Date: 02 Oct 10 - 01:34 PM Well, I didn't actually count the *s, but I'm sure you know what I meant. |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 02 Oct 10 - 08:10 AM Here is a link to a list of ten letter F words. |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 02 Oct 10 - 07:50 AM "**********"? I always find myself fillimg in the asterixes, but that one's got me beat. |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: GUEST,Roger Knowles Date: 02 Oct 10 - 04:41 AM JAFP - Just Another ********** Politician, don't worry about 'em. |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: GUEST,Geordie Peorgie sans thingy! Date: 01 Oct 10 - 07:35 PM I was gigging the other night and someone requested 'Part Of The Union and almost without thinking I changed the 2nd verse to "Before the union did appear, my life was half as clear Now I've got the power to the working hour And every other day of the year So although I'm a working man, I can ruin Ed Miliband Though I'm none-too-hard, the site of my card Makes me some kind of superman" Loved the one about brother 'Glenn' though! |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: Smokey. Date: 01 Oct 10 - 04:36 PM Then there's the other one, Steve. |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 01 Oct 10 - 04:54 AM How about a male rewrite of the Beberley Sisters' "Sisters"? "Brothers, Brothers, there were never more dvoted brothers..." RtS |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: Smokey. Date: 30 Sep 10 - 05:37 PM I'd missed that - thanks, Lox :-) |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: Lox Date: 30 Sep 10 - 05:22 PM . GLENN!!!! ... groan ... . |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: Smokey. Date: 30 Sep 10 - 05:18 PM Praize Jayz.. |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 30 Sep 10 - 05:14 PM But Milliband does look better, somehow. |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: GUEST,grumpy Date: 30 Sep 10 - 01:38 PM Except they're actually called Miliband - jayz, if you're going to start a thread on someone at least get the spelling right! |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 30 Sep 10 - 01:26 PM Then of course there is: Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dee Resolved to have a battle, For Tweedle-dum said Tweedle-dee Had spoiled his nice new rattle. Just then flew by a monstrous crow, As big as a tar barrel, Which frightened both the heroes so, They quite forgot their quarrel. |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: Georgiansilver Date: 30 Sep 10 - 01:24 PM Ahhh I see so the millipede should really be a kilopede.... sounds better anyway LOL |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: Smokey. Date: 30 Sep 10 - 01:20 PM That would be Minibands surely... Millibands would be in the thousands!!! Nah, them's kilobands. |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: Bainbo Date: 30 Sep 10 - 09:43 AM Even before the conference fiasco (apparently "Why are you clapping?" was nothing more than "raising a wry eyebrow" - post-spin by D Miiband), I heard a version of this Child ballad, suitably adapted for the occasion, sung as a floor spot. |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: Georgiansilver Date: 30 Sep 10 - 08:32 AM LOL @ MCFat... |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: GUEST,Steamin' Willie Date: 30 Sep 10 - 04:41 AM Spent an hour or two last night (when I had promised myself to get out to a localish club..) pondering over a parody about them, as the vein is rich. I was working on something from Dire Straits "Brothers in Arms" but having read this, I like "Two Little Boys" and will hopefully have something ready for a gig on Saturday night. Thanks. |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: theleveller Date: 30 Sep 10 - 03:55 AM "You say goodbye, and I say hello". |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: GUEST,MC Fat Date: 30 Sep 10 - 03:25 AM They've got a third brother called GLENN.............. ha ha ha |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: Georgiansilver Date: 30 Sep 10 - 02:31 AM That would be Minibands surely... Millibands would be in the thousands!!! |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: Smokey. Date: 29 Sep 10 - 10:38 PM I'm disappointed.. I thought millibands were tiny little musical ensembles. |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: Herga Kitty Date: 29 Sep 10 - 06:18 PM A ballad about fratricide might be more appropriate? Kitty |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: bubblyrat Date: 29 Sep 10 - 06:11 PM Yes,it would be yet another Labour Balls-Up !! |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: Acorn4 Date: 29 Sep 10 - 06:06 PM If Ed Balls is deputy leader, they'll be able to say:- "Two Eds are better than one!" I got there before the editor of "The Sun"! |
Subject: RE: A song for Millibands From: Georgiansilver Date: 29 Sep 10 - 05:57 PM Long days passed, politics came fast, Daily they talked away. Sometimes with wit, Sometimes bulls..t But they always had something to say! |
Subject: A song for the Millibands From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 29 Sep 10 - 05:52 PM How about "Two Little boys"? Two little boys had two little toys Each had a wooden horse Gaily they played, each summer's day Warriors both of course One little chap then had a mishap Broke off his horse's head Wept for his toy then cried with joy As his young playmate said: " Did you think I would leave you crying When there's room on my horse for two Climb up here Jack and don't be crying I can go just as fast with two When we grow up we'll both be soldiers And our horses will not be toys And I wonder if we'll remember When we were two little boys" ... |
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