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BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered

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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Slag
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 04:02 PM

gnu wing? And now this thing flies? Double up that double bubbler. Let Nothing stop us, if it can.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 04:14 PM

SHIT, is that a bed bug!? I thought you said this place was de bugged.
Oh well I guess I'll make lemonade out of the lemons. I'll make a bed bug circus and dress them up in little vampire outfits.

Hey gnu come here, this bug is hungry.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: gnu
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 05:30 PM

Don't bug me. I am bewildered, befuddled, bewitched and bugged out enough.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: olddude
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 07:36 PM

There is a song in that, anyone remember "bewitched, bothered and bewildered" ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Slag
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 08:17 PM

OD, you and I are gonna remember all those oldies, no doubt! Forget vinyl and acetate. We're headed for the hard wax cylinders. You're making me feel older than I am. Yes, I remember that. Didn't Perry Como do it? Kind of a relaxed jazz number which would have been right up his alley.

I just dropped back in here looking for my pet Wildebeast. She heard there was a gnu around here somewhere and was looking for an introduction. She must be in the "B" lounge, I'll check there next. She kinda fits right in here. Agnus where are yououou? Did you ever notice there's a gnu in Agnus??


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: olddude
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 08:22 PM

Slag he did, but there is a great version out by Rod Stewart .. no kidding the rocker did a CD of these old tunes and got an Emmy for it.
But yup I remember Perry doing it for sure. At 57 I spent a lot of time with my dad and grandpa, they loved music ... or something like music in the case of Slim Whitman LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: olddude
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 08:29 PM

Here it is Slag ya gotta here this Rod Stewart and Cher

bewitched bothered and bewildered


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 09:00 PM

JD on the rocks with a twist and put it on Bert's card...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Amos
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 10:18 PM

Hexed again
ANd vexed again
Thank God I can be
Over-sexed again....


YEah, I remember those days.

Anyone got a Guinness?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 10:59 PM

Bring out your Black-And-Tans
And I'll drink 'em like a man!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Slag
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 12:57 AM

Old No. 7 straight up please. Yes OD! Haven't heard that in many years. There's a sidebar link with Old Blue Eyes and Patti Label singing it also. Thanks! Here's to ya!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: open mike
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 11:10 AM

This is what I have used orris root for--chewing on the soft wood of the iris root has been known since ages to be soothing and helping the teeth break through....pieces of the root are given to infants to assist in teething ....they also make cookies or crackers cotaining it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 02:53 PM

I really hate to interrupt, but I feel that I must. It appears that perhaps my pet Burmese Python, "Twinkles", has taken leave of his place of restraint. He looks much like the one in the picture, but is considerably longer. I apologize for this, but I was certain he'd continue his lethargic ways after he ate that Volkswagen. Do let me know if you find him.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: MMario
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 03:19 PM

Hmmmmmmmmm - python steak....maybe with a nice asian influenced sauce - say lemongrass and thai basil with a hint of chili oil?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 03:22 PM

Snake and pygmy pie?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: gnu
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 03:31 PM

Twinkles must really tip the scales.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: olddude
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 03:37 PM

Ever really eat one, it is like a cross between fish and chicken .. raw is worse but cooked well ok ... maybe ... keep ya alive ..


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 10:40 PM

Don't eat Twinkles! Twinkles wouldn't eat you!!





unless he was hungry
.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: MikeL2
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 03:33 PM

hi

Can I pull up a chair ??

I have got the song Bewitched Bothered & Bewildered by a few people. The Misty Miss Christy, Ella Fitzgerald and a not rto be forgotten version by Mel Torme.

I am bewilderd because I have had some surgery on my left leg and at the moment I have to sit all day with the dang thing up on a stool.

The doc told me that while I am on painkillers I am not to mix them with alcohol....so I take em separately. Nothing too strong just a glass or three of Rioja.

" I'm Wild again beguiled again.........."

Cheers

MikeL2


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: gnu
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 04:05 PM

"I am not to mix them with alcohol..."

Of course not. Ya can't wash em down with booze. Unless it says, "Take with food."


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 04:52 PM

If music be the food of love, drink up!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: olddude
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 05:10 PM

Mike
well just take it easy bro until that wheel of your heals up OK
and have a drink with us

Dan


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 05:28 PM

DId I say what sort of bug had been de-bugged?

Seems the good old FBI were trying to locate a salt water taffy smuggler and had narrowed the search down to to Nowhere, where they got a tip off from an angry cephalopod... he made a deal with them (squid pro quo?) and as a result is now in the Witless protection programme somewhere in Arizona.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 05:52 PM

So THAT'S why Twinkles is in the Jell-O pit!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 06:22 PM

Here's the sick squid I owe you, Liz.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 10:56 PM

Put him in the Jell-O pit with Twinkles.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Oct 10 - 07:36 AM

Thanks John, but where's the other £113,019,920?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Oct 10 - 07:53 AM

I haven't finished using it yet!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: MikeL2
Date: 09 Oct 10 - 10:01 AM

hi Dan

Thanks for the kind thoughts. The leg is responding well and the doc says that I can move about a little today.

Lifting my glass to you....

Cheers

Mike


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Oct 10 - 02:19 PM

With your FOOT????


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: gnu
Date: 09 Oct 10 - 06:33 PM

I am beguiled.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: MikeL2
Date: 10 Oct 10 - 11:54 AM

hi rapaire

Yes with my foot.....I am ambi-dexterous....lol

But I only drink four inches.....lol

Cheers

MikeL2


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: olddude
Date: 10 Oct 10 - 12:37 PM

Well today it is Welch's Grape Juice ... LOL Ok ok I will put it in a dirty glass if that makes ya happy

Mike heal up quick my friend, no soccer ok until it heals ...

did someone mention ... ahhhh can't even say the word ... ahhh J-e -l- L- O .. hell .... no no no no


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: framus
Date: 10 Oct 10 - 01:23 PM

I'm new here so forgive my niavete. Is there a branch in Belfast, or is it just totally ubiquitous?
Nice to spot a pedant like Ebbie _ I'll try and join in where possible.
Meanwhile, back to the cider and the G & T. I've got my very own recliner, so you can all sit tight - or getting tight.
Bye now.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Oct 10 - 03:27 PM

Twinkles and the squid seem to be getting along nicely. From the pit"
"SSSSSSWonderful
SSSSSSSSSSSMarvelousssssssssssssssssssssssss
That you sssssssshould care
For me.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssawfully nice
it's SSSSSWeet as sssssssssssssspice
GLUGGLUGGLUG
burp"


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: olddude
Date: 10 Oct 10 - 03:56 PM

How about a little gentle music from my brother Bruce Murdoch to go with out tea or coffee or stronger stuff
fool like me


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: gnu
Date: 10 Oct 10 - 06:26 PM

Just got back from Thanksgiving dinner. I'll have a Zantac and a Turkey Turd Beer to wash it down, please. The only things served without marg in/on them were the overly spicey dressing (stuffing), turkey, coleslaw and cheesecake. I couldn't even think about eating the cheesecake as my atreies were aching at the thought of all the fat and oil. And the spuds also had homogenized milk added. I didn't eat much but... ooooo me guts.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Oct 10 - 07:34 AM

Framus - the Tavern is ubiquitous and has many entries and exits in many parts of the world. There is only one jello pit though. You could come in from Belfast, leave by the same door and find yourself in Albuquerque. Don't take the left turn unless you want to get a face full of New Mexico thrown at you by the wind.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 01:01 AM

I'm tired tonight so I came in for some relaxation and maybe some music. I had lots of music last night when Red Molly played in Juneau but it created a need for more. So, sit up, everbuddy and grab an instrument- or heck, it might be even better if you just stand up and belt or croon as the force strikes you.

Music! Please.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 04:27 AM

I shall sing, the Indigestion Shanty for gnu, I'll do the Jane Fonda workout version, so he can really 'feel the burn'


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Slag
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 04:55 AM

It was then that the stranger walked in and a hush fell over those present. He walked up to the bar and said "I'll have a bottle of whatever the neon glow gives." So, well you know 'cause you were there! The 'keep sets a solid bottle before him, so cold the steam is risng from its sides and if you were standing close enough you could here the little "pings" of ice forming and then snaping off the amber glass.

"And a xenon chaser" he says "at about 161.4 Kelvin, please." Well, we knew right then.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 09:06 AM

Musta bin Max Spiegel, he's a cool guy :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: MikeL2
Date: 12 Oct 10 - 09:20 AM

hi Dan

Leg healing great. Went out for a walk today with no problems. The weather here is beautiful. for walking. Bright warm October sun and the Autumn trees are resplendent in their rainbow range of colours.

Must be a song there somewhere......!!

Soccer is out for me these days except for watching. Tonight on TV we have England v Montenegro in the Europeam qualifiers.

cheers

Mike


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Mrrzy
Date: 17 Jun 23 - 10:46 PM

I was looking for a bar so I put Tavern in the search one, boy that brought up some fun stuff, but this seemed the best thread to reopen.

Bewilderment.

Whether in his best threads or not, Tom Lehrer mentions the Massachusetts State Home For The Bewildered once (well, he mentions it again every time I listen to whichever open that is)... but I digress.

(Yes, another Tom Lehrer reference.)

So, who's up for some random mayhem? Draco may have better Irish coffee --or was that the barkeep with the 4th profession?-- but ain't noplace in Known Space, 10 Forward, or intergalactic space dive long ago and far away that's got a giant squid, warm Ivorian feet, crumpets, *that* old lady, an Oxford comma, nor a nonbinary bat.

That I know of.

On y va?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Jun 23 - 11:58 PM

Wonderful to see some posts from Mudcat's dearly departed. Thanks, Mrrzy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: MaJoC the Filk
Date: 18 Jun 23 - 04:35 AM

Hm .... This looks familiar .... Grab the batteries, then it's three steps, but I can only remember the last one was UP ....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 18 Jun 23 - 06:35 AM

I’m bewildered - I haven’t a clue what you lot are on about…


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Subject: RE: Sandwiched smotherd and Bewildered
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Jun 23 - 11:44 AM

Not Old Dude too?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: keberoxu
Date: 18 Jun 23 - 01:17 PM

I would have something to say if I weren't so bewildered . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Mrrzy
Date: 18 Jun 23 - 09:51 PM

I can give ya 3 steps, give ya 3 ateps mister, give you 3 steps towards the trapdoor with a squid under it...


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