BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Oct 10 - 07:36 AM

Thanks John, but where's the other £113,019,920?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 10:56 PM

Put him in the Jell-O pit with Twinkles.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 06:22 PM

Here's the sick squid I owe you, Liz.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 05:52 PM

So THAT'S why Twinkles is in the Jell-O pit!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 05:28 PM

DId I say what sort of bug had been de-bugged?

Seems the good old FBI were trying to locate a salt water taffy smuggler and had narrowed the search down to to Nowhere, where they got a tip off from an angry cephalopod... he made a deal with them (squid pro quo?) and as a result is now in the Witless protection programme somewhere in Arizona.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: olddude
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 05:10 PM

Mike
well just take it easy bro until that wheel of your heals up OK
and have a drink with us

Dan

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 04:52 PM

If music be the food of love, drink up!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: gnu
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 04:05 PM

"I am not to mix them with alcohol..."

Of course not. Ya can't wash em down with booze. Unless it says, "Take with food."

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: MikeL2
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 03:33 PM

hi

Can I pull up a chair ??

I have got the song Bewitched Bothered & Bewildered by a few people. The Misty Miss Christy, Ella Fitzgerald and a not rto be forgotten version by Mel Torme.

I am bewilderd because I have had some surgery on my left leg and at the moment I have to sit all day with the dang thing up on a stool.

The doc told me that while I am on painkillers I am not to mix them with alcohol....so I take em separately. Nothing too strong just a glass or three of Rioja.

" I'm Wild again beguiled again.........."

Cheers

MikeL2

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 10:40 PM

Don't eat Twinkles! Twinkles wouldn't eat you!!

unless he was hungry

.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: olddude
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 03:37 PM

Ever really eat one, it is like a cross between fish and chicken .. raw is worse but cooked well ok ... maybe ... keep ya alive ..

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: gnu
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 03:31 PM

Twinkles must really tip the scales.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 03:22 PM

Snake and pygmy pie?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: MMario
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 03:19 PM

Hmmmmmmmmm - python steak....maybe with a nice asian influenced sauce - say lemongrass and thai basil with a hint of chili oil?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 02:53 PM

I really hate to interrupt, but I feel that I must. It appears that perhaps my pet Burmese Python, "Twinkles", has taken leave of his place of restraint. He looks much like the one in the picture, but is considerably longer. I apologize for this, but I was certain he'd continue his lethargic ways after he ate that Volkswagen. Do let me know if you find him.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: open mike
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 11:10 AM

This is what I have used orris root for--chewing on the soft wood of the iris root has been known since ages to be soothing and helping the teeth break through....pieces of the root are given to infants to assist in teething ....they also make cookies or crackers cotaining it.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Slag
Date: 07 Oct 10 - 12:57 AM

Old No. 7 straight up please. Yes OD! Haven't heard that in many years. There's a sidebar link with Old Blue Eyes and Patti Label singing it also. Thanks! Here's to ya!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 10:59 PM

Bring out your Black-And-Tans
And I'll drink 'em like a man!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Amos
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 10:18 PM

Hexed again
ANd vexed again
Thank God I can be
Over-sexed again....


YEah, I remember those days.

Anyone got a Guinness?


A

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 09:00 PM

JD on the rocks with a twist and put it on Bert's card...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: olddude
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 08:29 PM

Here it is Slag ya gotta here this Rod Stewart and Cher

bewitched bothered and bewildered

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: olddude
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 08:22 PM

Slag he did, but there is a great version out by Rod Stewart .. no kidding the rocker did a CD of these old tunes and got an Emmy for it.
But yup I remember Perry doing it for sure. At 57 I spent a lot of time with my dad and grandpa, they loved music ... or something like music in the case of Slim Whitman LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Slag
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 08:17 PM

OD, you and I are gonna remember all those oldies, no doubt! Forget vinyl and acetate. We're headed for the hard wax cylinders. You're making me feel older than I am. Yes, I remember that. Didn't Perry Como do it? Kind of a relaxed jazz number which would have been right up his alley.

I just dropped back in here looking for my pet Wildebeast. She heard there was a gnu around here somewhere and was looking for an introduction. She must be in the "B" lounge, I'll check there next. She kinda fits right in here. Agnus where are yououou? Did you ever notice there's a gnu in Agnus??

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: olddude
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 07:36 PM

There is a song in that, anyone remember "bewitched, bothered and bewildered" ?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: gnu
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 05:30 PM

Don't bug me. I am bewildered, befuddled, bewitched and bugged out enough.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 04:14 PM

SHIT, is that a bed bug!? I thought you said this place was de bugged.
Oh well I guess I'll make lemonade out of the lemons. I'll make a bed bug circus and dress them up in little vampire outfits.

Hey gnu come here, this bug is hungry.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Slag
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 04:02 PM

gnu wing? And now this thing flies? Double up that double bubbler. Let Nothing stop us, if it can.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: maeve
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 02:25 PM

I see a new wing has been built onto the tavern, gnu: Relax in the Mirimichi Lounge.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 02:20 PM

Bewitched, befuddled and bewildered....

Talisker, please. The sun has passed the meridian.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: gnu
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 01:55 PM

I am befuddled. Can I stay anyway?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 10:47 AM

Mario in the kitvhen:
"I've got plenty of nothin' and nothin's plenty for me..."

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 09:49 AM

And pull your giok up, gnu.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: gnu
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 04:18 AM

Keep yer gin up, Giok.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 06 Oct 10 - 02:45 AM

Damnnn!

an infestation

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 10:50 PM

Me too -- two kegs. I've been wandering around all day in a fog.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: artbrooks
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 10:05 PM

Pausing at in-laws on the way home from the Getaway...glad I found the hidden door into here!

Slept 11 1/2 hours last night, and I wasn't one of the sing-all-night crowd. 3 nights and 2 days of wonderful non-stop music, and the only things that I regret are that I couldn't clone myself so I could hear everything and that the place was teetotal. Gimme a beer, please. On second thought, gimme 2. Then again, just let me have one of those recliners, shove one end of the hose into a keg, and give me the other end. Oh yeah...and a slice of 0f roast bronty, medium rare.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: GUEST,Ebbie, housesitting
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 08:06 PM

Insert 'worth' somewhere in there.


Good to know I'm in the right place.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: GUEST,Ebbie, housesitting
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 07:48 PM

Nothin' ain't nothin' but it's free.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 07:05 PM

Whatever you say, say Nothing.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Slag
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 06:56 PM

Yup, it was Nothing!

"What did you do today Sheila?"
"Nothing."
"You little hussey!"

I claim the "T" shirt consessions!
"I've seen Nothing!"
"I know Nothing"
"Doing nothing in Nothing"

Take 93 South out of Kingman and see Nothing!
I gotta move. I'm having more fun with Nothing than I am here!

Orris, Sister City to Nothing.

There's nothing in Orris
But something in Nothing.
Are you bewildered yet? Have a drink on me!
It'll cost you Nothing.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 06:14 PM

Orris root

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Slag
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 05:50 PM

Orris is on the old Ducor Road (Ducor-at one time it was Dutch Corners but got shortened) between the towns of Ducor and Richgrove. The road parallels the Old Porterville highway (65) which was at one time the old Butterfield Stage Coach Road. Google it and check out Google maps and for a real clear picture of it use Google Earth. Of course they ask you if you want to make Airline reservations, hotel accomodations and etc. but... Well, check it out!

I having second thoughts (as I WAS bewildered last night) and can't remember if it was Nowhere AZ or Nothing AZ. Gotta check that one, It's been too many years.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: beardedbruce
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 03:54 PM

And you think it was chicken because???

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 03:40 PM

Maybe it was gladusaurus!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: MMario
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 03:22 PM

I dunno bruce - the chicken didn't taste like chicken - why should bronto?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: beardedbruce
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 03:10 PM

Sins-

That could NOT have been baby brontosaurus: If it were, it would have tasted like chicken!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 03:02 PM

Mario - wasn't that brontosaurus disguised as chicken that they covered in pineapple and plopped on rice at the Getaway? I thought you had contributed it.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: Amos
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 02:13 PM

Second the motion. As for bewilderment, I have found it absolutely confuzzling to land amongst people who do not sing and who talk about "product lines" and "human resources" instead of people making things, and especially instead of peeople making music. I am reminded of the look of bewilderment on DOrothy's face when she came out of her house after it landed, and found herself surrounded by alien bipeds speaking in strange tongues; her whole mindset was still in Kansas and she couldn't deal with this new reality. mine is still in the Peace cabin listening to Janie do "Shake Sugaree" and Ernie belting out his stuff, and trying to keep up with Jed's amazing instrumental talent. The Munchkins and Gillikins in this other world do not play music--they only download it, and it is in bizarre scales and voicings I cannot understand. Talk about a bridge too far...Anyone seen my ruby slippers?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: MMario
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 02:08 PM

lemmee tell you - there is some incredible young talent coming up...based on what we saw at the FSGW Getaway this weekend; can't wait to see them develop - because they are starting WAY up the scale.....

HEY! Who the HECK has been in my KITCHEN! They've wrecked the seasoning on the grill; my Pink Himalayan sea salt was moved and the Hawaiian Black salt is MISSING!

If the tenderloin of baby brontosaurus is missing from the freezer heads are going to ROLL!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for the Bewildered
From: GUEST,Ebbie, housesitting
Date: 05 Oct 10 - 01:33 PM

Leo, I missed you too! sob