Lyr Req: Rindacellar? / Rindercella / Cinderella

Subject: RE: Rindacellar (Cinderella all mixed up) Lyrics
From: GUEST,Gene
Date: 25 Jan 00 - 12:56 AM

The Jimmy Dean song is titled:

TO A SLEEPING BEAUTY

Jimmy Dean's Greatest Hits

Subject: RE: Rindacellar (Cinderella all mixed up) Lyrics
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 25 Jan 00 - 12:37 AM

There is also one called Beeping Slooty. I presume it's by the same person. I always thought it was Victor Borge, but I guess it wasn't. I have those words buried somewhere at home. I do remember the wonderful line, "All at once, a horny gredge threw up."

Aloha,
Mark

Subject: RE: Rindacellar (Cinderella all mixed up) Lyrics
From:
Date: 25 Jan 00 - 12:23 AM

I need help! I am looking for a version of Cinderella for a friends wedding that is in 2 weeks. This version was supposedly done by Jimmy Dean at his daughters wedding. I think it was more of a recitation than a song. I'm not sure if it was ever put out as a recording. If anyone out there knows this song please contact me.

Thanks

Subject: RE: Rindacellar (Cinderella all mixed up) Lyrics
From: JHill
Date: 22 Apr 97 - 03:11 PM

This is a great version! I think either this one or one similar was done by the Great Dane himself, Victor Borge. Borge did it with his vocalization of punctuation marks. Its very funny. Somewhere in the back of the old memory banks, I also thought I heard the late (but equally great) Allen Sherman do a version.

Subject: RE: Rindacellar (Cinderella all mixed up) Lyrics
From: Bill Foster
Date: 22 Apr 97 - 08:03 AM

Great, Bill. This piece is now regularly performed by Archie's son, Phil Campbell, who is the bartender/comedian on the Nashville Network dance show from the Wild Horse Saloon. I worked with Phil last year and watched him reduce an audience to tears of laughter with this one.

Subject: Lyr Add: RINDERCELLA (from Archie Campbell)
From:
Date: 22 Apr 97 - 03:57 AM

RINDERCELLA

As told by Archie Campbell

Once upon a time in a corn foundry there lived a geautiful birl and her name was Rindercella. Now Rindercella lived with hermugly other and two sad blisters. Also in this same corn foundry there lived a pransome hince, and this pransome hince was going to have a bancy fall and he'd invited people for riles amound especially the pich reople. Now Rindercella's mugly other and her two sad blisters went to town to buy some dancy fesses for the bancy fall, but Rindercella couldn't go cause all she had to wear were some old ruddy dags. Finally the night of the bancy fall arrived and Rindercella couldn't go so she just crank down and shried. And she was sitting there shrieing when all of the sudden there appeared before her, her gay mudfather and he touched her with his wagic mand and there appeared before her a kig bulch and hix white sorces to take her to the bancy fall, and he said -- "Rindercella, be sure and be home before midnight or I'll purn you into a tumpkin!" When Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall the pransome hince met her at the door because he'd been watching behind a wooden hindow. Rindercella and the pransome hince manced all night until midnight and they lell in fove. And finally the mid clock struck night, and Rindercella spaced down the rairs and just as she beached the rottom she slopped her dripper! The next day this pransome hince went all over this corn foundry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. They finally came to Rindercella's house, and he tried it on the mugly other and it fidn't dit. Then he tried lt on the two sisty uglers and it fidn't dit and then he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit! It was exactly the sight rize! And so they were married and lived heavenly after happily. Now the storal of the mory is: if you go to a bancy fall and you want a pransome hince to lell in fove with you -- don't forget to slop your dripper!
^^
As far as I know, that's the version you're looking for, and it really does go over well for many audiences.

Allinkausay, Bill

Subject: RE: Rindacellar (Cinderella all mixed up) Lyrics
From: John
Date: 21 Apr 97 - 08:33 PM

Thanks Gene, I'll sit tight.

Subject: RE: Rindacellar (Cinderella all mixed up) Lyrics
From: Gene Graham
Date: 21 Apr 97 - 07:46 PM

Indeed there is...by the late ARCHIE CAMPBELL....kinda lengthy and tongue-twisting to transcribe...

But, if no one posts it in the next few days.......

Subject: Rindacellar (Cinderella all mixed up) Lyrics
From: John
Date: 21 Apr 97 - 06:22 PM

I believe that there is a very funny recitation of the tale of Cinderella gets the words juxstaposed e.g. pransome hints instead of handsome prince.

No idea of its origin but believe that it has been around for at least 20 years in the oral tradition.

Any help please.

John