Lyr Add: Maggie's Waddin

Subject: Lyr Add: Maggie's Waddin
From: Jim McLean
Date: 19 Nov 10 - 05:59 AM

I wrote this for the wedding of Princess Margaret to Anthony Armstrong Jones about 50 years ago. Nothing has changed except the principal characters.

MAGGIE'S WADDIN'

Words Jim McLean, Tune: Lewis Bridal Song

Sing a song o' tax and woe, empty pooches in a row
Chancellor's collectin' dough a' for Maggie's waddin'
Silk and satin, gold lamé, Tony wears a lum hat tae
Ma suit's in the pawn sae whit'll ah dae at the Royal Waddin'

Maggie flounces doon the aisle, her mither staunds wi' forcit smile
Needs a dose o' castor oil at her dochter's waddin'
Tony's doon on bendit knee, gied up his photographie
Nae mair birdies will he see efter Maggie's waddin'

Foreign guests fae near and far, packed inside Westminster Ha'
Parasites fae France an' a' at the Royal Waddin'
Whaur d'ye think they'll honeymoon? Rome, Paree or on the moon
Wi'oot a doot it's no Dunoon efter sic a waddin'

Noo they're mairried aff they blow tae spend a thoosan' poond or so
That's the way oor money goes for Mrs Jones's waddin'
Back again and help ma bob, Tony hasnae got a job
Wha will buy the christenin' robe - you an' me ah'll bet ye

Royal mince is awfy dear, Tony needs a rise next year
Increase tax on fags an' beer efter Tony's waddin'
Maggie's ta'en up fancy cookin' - Bird's Nest soup fae a Chinese book an'
Suzie Wong won't hae a look in - velly nicey wedding

Sing a song o' tax and woe, empty pooches in a row
Chancellor's collectin' dough a' for Maggie's waddin'

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Maggie's Waddin
From: Van
Date: 19 Nov 10 - 06:16 AM

Be generous after all it's got the government off the hook and has "cheered as all up".


Except me.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Maggie's Waddin
From: Gutcher
Date: 19 Nov 10 - 06:58 AM

The question is---who did Suzie Wong?