Lyr Add: Hark the Herald Top Gear Three

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Christmas carol fun
From: GUEST,Realestofthereal
Date: 05 Dec 10 - 09:22 AM

And here's another one...

(Based on "O Come All Ye Faithful")

Come on, Mr James May
We have not got all day
Why can't you drive a little faster?
Please get a move on
Quick, cos Doctor Who's on.
Oh, come on, Mr James May
Oh, come on, Mr James May
Oh, come on, Mr James May, you're so slow.

Subject: Lyr Add: Christmas carol fun
From: GUEST,Realestofthereal
Date: 04 Dec 10 - 07:57 PM

"Hark the herald Top Gear three"

(To the tune of "Hark The Herald Angels Sing")

Sorry, this isn't really all that festive, but I thought I'd give it a mention anyway.

Here come Clarkson, Hammond and May
Cruising down the motorway
Jeremy is in a Ford
Eyes on the road, not the dashboard
Richard's in an Alfa Romeo
What was wrong with a Mondeo?
James has got a caravan
He's never been the fastest man.
Hark the herald Top Gear three
Burning rubber shamelessly.

They went to a petrol station
To vent their frustration
Have you seen the price of fuel?
Why must they treat us so cruel?
Filled up and they drove again
Two of them leaving behind their friend
Poor James May got a flat tyre
And his caravan caught fire.
As for Hammond and Clarkson
They carried on and had their fun.