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Lyr Req: Four Flanneries / Flannerys (Niall Toibin

Curious Clouseau 29 Dec 10 - 09:43 AM
GUEST,DJTWood 22 Nov 13 - 09:52 AM
GUEST 22 Nov 13 - 11:16 AM
Jim Dixon 26 Nov 13 - 02:33 PM
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Subject: Lyr Req: Felix Flannery
From: Curious Clouseau
Date: 29 Dec 10 - 09:43 AM

Hi,

I'm looking for the lyrics to a recitation I heard which I think is called "Felix Flannery".

The only part of it I can remember is the last line which is:
"You long nosed Kerry Hoor"

Any help would be appreciated :)
Thanks


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Felix Flannery
From: GUEST,DJTWood
Date: 22 Nov 13 - 09:52 AM

Clouseau,

I believe it's called "the four flannerys" you can get it as part of a comedy album by neil toibin - very funny Irish actor
I only know the first verse well enough to "write in ink".
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Well I was in a hotel in london, you know the kind of kip.
Where there's never any ice and all the taps and ceilings drip.
And why I was there, well there's no need to tell the truth,
for I've long lost the first flush but not the appetites of youth.
I was standing in the lobby about to sign the register,[pronounced "registrure" in the accent of the man]
I saw a certain felix flannery had signed it just before.
And as my stomach battled with unfathomable stew,
I felt acertain kinda wondering, [pronounced "wa-and-ring"]
Which flannery are you?
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There then follows four descriptions of felixes he has met in the past and their trials and tribulations but I haven't commited any to memory (just yet). If you can find the CD you'll get the full tale plus a good few others and some great 'ould ireland' jokes in the mix too.
Regards

D.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Felix Flannery
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Nov 13 - 11:16 AM

It may help searches to use Niall Toibin.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Felix Flannery (recitation) 4 Flannerys?
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 26 Nov 13 - 02:33 PM

There is a 2-CD album by Niall Toibin called "Caught in the Act," one of whose cuts is called "The Four Flanneries" (sic).

It is being offered by Claddagh Records as well as several other vendors.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Felix Flannery (recitation) 4 Flannerys?
From: MartinRyan
Date: 26 Nov 13 - 03:57 PM

Curious Clouseau hasn't been around much in recent years (note the date of the original posting). He may well have sourced the recitation himself by now. Still be nice to see it, of course!

Regards


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Four Flanneries / Flannerys (Niall Toibin
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Mar 15 - 08:42 AM

Anyone got the rest


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Four Flanneries / Flannerys (Niall Toibin
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Oct 15 - 08:18 PM

If anyone has this could they post it.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Four Flanneries / Flannerys (Niall Toibin
From: GUEST,Willie Gamble, Scotland
Date: 27 Aug 18 - 04:45 AM

Here is what I remember.

Are you the Felix Flannery, I met one year at puck
Who told me he was privvy, to the whims of Lady Luck
Who said, if you want loose women, first you have to make them tight
Then denied all knowledge of me when their husbands Hove in sight
Who swore a noble vengeance, as they landed every clout
That they'd twist my belly button, till my arsehole fell out
Well, if you're that Felix Flannery, then naught would please me more
Then God forgive you, cause I won't, Ya loud mouthed Kerry Whore.

Or are you the Felix Flannery from the school around the corner long ago
Who threw lit matches down Miss Murphy's blouse to set her heart aglow
????????? and the only man I've sent could peel an orange in his pocket


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