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BS: How old are we all?

frogprince 09 Jun 11 - 08:37 PM
Little Hawk 09 Jun 11 - 06:12 PM
autolycus 09 Jun 11 - 05:57 PM
Stringsinger 09 Jun 11 - 05:25 PM
Jack the Sailor 09 Jun 11 - 03:59 PM
Spleen Cringe 09 Jun 11 - 01:50 PM
DrugCrazed 08 Jun 11 - 02:00 PM
GUEST,Rapparee 08 Jun 11 - 01:26 PM
Jayto 08 Jun 11 - 10:32 AM
Myrtle's cook 08 Jun 11 - 09:19 AM
autolycus 08 Jun 11 - 06:07 AM
GUEST,BanjoRay 07 Jun 11 - 07:46 PM
CupOfTea 07 Jun 11 - 06:30 PM
Donuel 07 Jun 11 - 04:40 PM
DrugCrazed 07 Jun 11 - 11:41 AM
YorkshireYankee 07 Jun 11 - 11:19 AM
DrugCrazed 07 Jun 11 - 10:43 AM
David C. Carter 07 Jun 11 - 04:19 AM
YorkshireYankee 07 Jun 11 - 12:10 AM
JennieG 06 Jun 11 - 05:53 PM
autolycus 06 Jun 11 - 03:38 PM
Billy Weeks 06 Jun 11 - 02:37 PM
Seayaker 06 Jun 11 - 11:08 AM
Gibb Sahib 06 Jun 11 - 08:53 AM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 06 Jun 11 - 08:01 AM
J-boy 06 Jun 11 - 01:21 AM
Bob Bolton 06 Jun 11 - 12:59 AM
Tattie Bogle 05 Jun 11 - 08:41 PM
DrugCrazed 05 Jun 11 - 04:18 PM
YorkshireYankee 05 Jun 11 - 02:18 PM
kendall 05 Jun 11 - 12:24 PM
DrugCrazed 05 Jun 11 - 07:43 AM
David C. Carter 05 Jun 11 - 05:39 AM
scouse 05 Jun 11 - 04:43 AM
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Ross Campbell 04 Jun 11 - 12:17 PM
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Musket 04 Jun 11 - 07:40 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: frogprince
Date: 09 Jun 11 - 08:37 PM

TOO OLD TO CUT THE MUSTARD
(Bill Carlisle)

The Carlisles - 1951
Ernest Tubb & Red Foley - 1952
Rosemary Clooney & Marlene Dietrich - 1952
Buck Owens & Buddy Alan - 1972


When I was young, I had an automobile
I'd scoot myself right under that wheel
I had to fight the gals off with a stick
But now they say, "Oh, he makes me sick"

He's too old, too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
He's a-gettin' too old, he's done got too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore

When I was young I had a lot of pep
I could get around, I didn't need no help
But since I'm old and a-gettin' gray
The people all look at me and say

He's too old, too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
He's a-gettin' too old, he's done got too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Jun 11 - 06:12 PM

How old are we? Too damn old! That's all that really needs to be said about it.


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: autolycus
Date: 09 Jun 11 - 05:57 PM

"Starting to get achy. Does that get worse?"

Varies from person to person.

Go to whichever type of medic is your preference and find out what it's about in your case. Go from not knowing to knowing.


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: Stringsinger
Date: 09 Jun 11 - 05:25 PM

Now I understand everything about everybody. (Not true).

I am 76. (No trombones)


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 09 Jun 11 - 03:59 PM

Wow! For once I am below average! ;-) 52


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From: Spleen Cringe
Date: 09 Jun 11 - 01:50 PM

47. Ex-punk rocker. Limited hair. Beard. Bit of a gut. Starting to get achy. Does that get worse?


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: DrugCrazed
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 02:00 PM

I remember when this was all fields an-

Wait, no I don't.


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: GUEST,Rapparee
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 01:26 PM

I remember like it was yesterday when God was born....


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: Jayto
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 10:32 AM

38


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: Myrtle's cook
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 09:19 AM

42 years to date.

Although when I go to a sing around/folk club after a long day at work and look and and listen to some of the singers who are retired I realise it's me who is tired, grumpy and jaded.


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: autolycus
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 06:07 AM

My Dad would have been 100 yesterday.

He did make it to 94, and was in prettuy good shape until just the last few months.


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: GUEST,BanjoRay
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 07:46 PM

I'll be 69 in September....
can't remember the exact date.
Ray (I think)


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: CupOfTea
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 06:30 PM

If 70 is the "new 50"
and
60 is the "new 40"

In new math, I'm 36.

in the land of reality, I barely REMEMBER 36



Joanne, born in Cleveland 2.16.1955


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 04:40 PM

Today my wife is 47
Happy Birthday Sweetie!


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: DrugCrazed
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 11:41 AM

I guess that I should have given up on watching E3 and gone to bed earlier, evidently haven't woken up yet...


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: YorkshireYankee
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 11:19 AM

Mr Crazed, I was trying to imply that your arm had been seriously twisted... guess my attempt at humour was a little too opaque!


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: DrugCrazed
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 10:43 AM

"BTW, I trust the ligaments in your arm are mending well? ;-)"

And now I'm confused. THANKS YORKSHIREYANKEE

"64. Hows the average doing? I started out feeling old and then got younger"

I make a constant joke about the fact I'm only allowed at folk clubs because of the average. I think people are fed up of hearing it now, but when did that ever stop me.

"Hey DrugCrazed. You are in for quite a ride. Mudcatters are great but they are also fucking nuts. Welcome to the club and enjoy yourself. But remember that resistance is futile."

I'm well aware you're all nuts. Why else would I join up? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: David C. Carter
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 04:19 AM

My wife,sick of seeing me running after buses, bought a dog.
It now runs after them for me!

We had a dog before this one,but it used to chase parked cars.
The vet's bills were costing us a fortune!And the dog lost his "no claims bonus".

We gave it to a kind neighbour we coudn't stand.

D


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: YorkshireYankee
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 12:10 AM

If you say so, Mr Crazed...
BTW, I trust the ligaments in your arm are mending well? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: JennieG
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 05:53 PM

Only a few less, Bob......

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: autolycus
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 03:38 PM

There's a good chance that the average of the first five will turn out to be close to the ackchewall average.


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: Billy Weeks
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 02:37 PM

83. Don't feel a day over 82.


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: Seayaker
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 11:08 AM

64. Hows the average doing?

I started out feeling old and then got younger


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: Gibb Sahib
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 08:53 AM

I am 35, so I don't know any old people jokes.


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 08:01 AM

""Mudcatters are great but they are also fucking nuts.""

Absolutely not!

That size of nut is heavy and bloody cold.

Besides they are threaded. Gives a whole new slant to the concept of screwing.

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: J-boy
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 01:21 AM

Hey DrugCrazed. You are in for quite a ride. Mudcatters are great but they are also fucking nuts. Welcome to the club and enjoy yourself. But remember that resistance is futile.


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: Bob Bolton
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 12:59 AM

G'day all,

I see that my friend Sandra in Sydney is looking forward to access to the PET (Pensioner Excursion Ticket) ... allows all day access to local (New South Wales ... particularly Sydney) public transport for small bundle of coins ...

I ought to have been using one of them since last year ... except for some foolish addiction to working ... and, if I'm counted as still working if & when I cash in my several years owed Long Service Leave (let alone >2½ of retained sick leave ... I mightn't be travelling on little white tickets until the end of this decade!

Then again ... I just mightn't ... be ...

Regard(les)s,

Bob (65 ... and some months - though not quite as many as JennieG is consolidating)


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 08:41 PM

Now old enough for concessions in some European countries where they don't kick in until 5 years after here. My own bus pass is coming up for 5-year renewal at the end of this month, but I still get suspicious looks from the drivers when I run for the bus.
Following the advice given in song when I retired in 2006 - (may you stay) "Forever Young".


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: DrugCrazed
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 04:18 PM

Yay!

And yes, I think it was Bob. But you still made me stay ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: YorkshireYankee
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 02:18 PM

And you stole me from my innocent ways, and made me sit in a pub, drink beer and sing folk songs. Not that it's a bad thing...

I'd love to take credit for that, but I thought it was Bob/asirovedout who was responsible for your corrupintroduction to pub-sings.

As for your birth date, it's safe from me -- mine is within the first week of the month.


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: kendall
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 12:24 PM

The only time I find the energy to run for a bus is when it is bearing down on me.


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: DrugCrazed
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 07:43 AM

Yankee, as long as the day in October isn't the square of 5 I'll be fine. One person stealing my birthday is enough thank you.

And you stole me from my innocent ways, and made me sit in a pub, drink beer and sing folk songs. Not that it's a bad thing...


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: David C. Carter
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 05:39 AM

I can still run for buses...but can't remember why!


David


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: scouse
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 04:43 AM

I'm goin' down route 66 till December can anyone tell me where I turn off for route 67???

As Aye,

Phil.


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: autolycus
Date: 04 Jun 11 - 01:38 PM

When I'm tying my shoelaces, I do sometimes wonder what else i can do while I'm down there.

Otoh, I can still run for buses.


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: kendall
Date: 04 Jun 11 - 01:11 PM

I'm older than Methuselah's cat.


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: Ross Campbell
Date: 04 Jun 11 - 12:17 PM

"It's never worth buying long-life milk." (above)

And life's too short for instant coffee...

and a few other things I can't remember at the moment.

Never knowingly under-old.

Established 1949 (which as MOST of us know, is in the early part of the last century).

Ross


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: katlaughing
Date: 04 Jun 11 - 11:14 AM

Kendall, we're just jerking yer chain.:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: Nancy King
Date: 04 Jun 11 - 09:49 AM

I'm 69, and I love being carded to make sure I'm old enough for the senior discount...


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: Musket
Date: 04 Jun 11 - 07:40 AM

How old am I?

Hang on, just look at my driving licence.

Oh Shit...

Need a beer

Or a few


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: kendall
Date: 04 Jun 11 - 07:00 AM

If I were so fat that I couldn't get through a door I would own the problem and do something about it.

It's a JOKE! let's not make a federal case out of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: autolycus
Date: 04 Jun 11 - 05:57 AM

Now I know why I feel at home in Mudcat - people of around my age a-plenty.

65, but not for much longer - get to middle age next month.

Next Tuesday is my late Dad's centenary, another way to tell it aint what it used to be.


Ivor


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: J-boy
Date: 04 Jun 11 - 12:14 AM

What does it mean when you get on a bus and don't see any freaks? It means the freak is you.


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: YorkshireYankee
Date: 03 Jun 11 - 11:20 PM

Hey... 200!

my second ever "number post" (and the first was less than an hour ago -- and also a 200)!


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: YorkshireYankee
Date: 03 Jun 11 - 11:19 PM

In this thread ("bbc retired today"), bbc says she is 58, so I expect it's OK to mention it here...


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: YorkshireYankee
Date: 03 Jun 11 - 10:57 PM

...assuming it's a true story...


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: katlaughing
Date: 03 Jun 11 - 10:52 PM

She could probably have sued based on the Americans with Disability Act which would mean the bus should have doors wide enough...


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: YorkshireYankee
Date: 03 Jun 11 - 10:49 PM

But he "started it" -- by smirking.


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: katlaughing
Date: 03 Jun 11 - 10:42 PM

True...


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Subject: RE: BS: How old are we all?
From: kendall
Date: 03 Jun 11 - 09:07 PM

She opened the door.


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