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BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.

gnu 02 Feb 11 - 10:00 PM
Beer 02 Feb 11 - 10:11 PM
Ebbie 02 Feb 11 - 10:38 PM
wysiwyg 02 Feb 11 - 11:21 PM
Gurney 02 Feb 11 - 11:33 PM
Janie 02 Feb 11 - 11:39 PM
Ebbie 03 Feb 11 - 01:52 AM
Georgiansilver 03 Feb 11 - 02:04 AM
GUEST,Patsy 03 Feb 11 - 03:38 AM
Van 03 Feb 11 - 05:10 AM
JohnInKansas 03 Feb 11 - 07:42 AM
olddude 03 Feb 11 - 10:07 AM
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GUEST,Eliza 03 Feb 11 - 01:19 PM
frogprince 03 Feb 11 - 01:26 PM
lefthanded guitar 03 Feb 11 - 01:43 PM
gnu 03 Feb 11 - 02:54 PM
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Subject: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: gnu
Date: 02 Feb 11 - 10:00 PM

What the... ? I just noticed today. At almost 54 years old, the little buggers were standing out... way out! I thought it must be static electricity to make them stand up and out so I went to the sink and touched the tap. Nope. They just stand up and out. Two inches long.

It's not news I wouldn't think, but it's news to me that they are 2" plus. And, I checked my chest hair whilst readying for oggies... most is still not grey but the grey ones are up to 4" long. I declined to look any further down.

What else have I to not look forward to as I pass middle age?

Of course it's not "to worry" but it does feel like sommat is crawling on you when the ceiling fan is on in summer weather and you are trying to sleep.


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: Beer
Date: 02 Feb 11 - 10:11 PM

I have so much I could say here that i think I just better say nothing.
Except.....hahahahahah!!!!!lololololol
ad


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 Feb 11 - 10:38 PM

I am reluctant to say it but it made me lol, too. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Feb 11 - 11:21 PM

You forgot to wax!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: Gurney
Date: 02 Feb 11 - 11:33 PM

You can expect the hairs in your nostrils to link into your moustache, and the hairs in your ears to make you look as if you are wearing earmuffs. Round the edge of your ears, too.
You can expect your doctor to press you to use medication, even when you feel fine.
You can expect hangovers that you don't deserve.
You can expect policemen to look 12 years old.


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: Janie
Date: 02 Feb 11 - 11:39 PM

And you're surprised?


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: Ebbie
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 01:52 AM

What great horns!


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 02:04 AM

Gnu I totally sympathise with you.. over the years the hair from my head seems to have transferred to my back..... the joys of ageing!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 03:38 AM

The worry is when you start losing them from where they used to be Gnu. Try a bit of baby oil it should make them hang down LOL!


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: Van
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 05:10 AM

Think yourself lucky. I have aleopecia and look like I've been waxed (and it's colder in winter without any insulation. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 07:42 AM

I can offer assurances from my own experience that it's nothing really to be concerned about until the long hairs in the eyebrows block your vision and the ones hanging out of your nose get in the chili when you eat.

Those long ones that spurt out of your ears can be a quite convenient excuse ("I can't hear you") for ignoring those ignorant babblers who don't yet accept the superiority of your knowledge of everything that they think is brand new, when they decide that they're the only ones who've discovered it and feel compelled to pass on their misunderstandings.

And if the ones on your arms actually do get long enough, perhaps you'll be able to compete with Chongo for the really hot broa.. ladies (although probably only at the nursing home).

John


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: olddude
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 10:07 AM

Oh I soooo wish Spaw was here to comment on this one ... tee hee


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: SINSULL
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 12:29 PM

Shall I fill in for Spaw?
OK
So gary. How long are the hairs on your ass? Or can you see that far back?


Sorry, gnu.
SINS


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 01:19 PM

Billy Connelly says when you reach a certain age, the check-up doctor loses interest in your testicles and becomes more concerned about your rectum!


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: frogprince
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 01:26 PM

I've had Andy Rooney syndrome for at least a couple of years now, but I cut off the excess regularly to disguise the symptoms. One day I noticed a hair completely angling across my vision. Brushed back my hair, no difference. Took off my specs, no hair stuck on them. Looked in the mirror and an eyebrow hair was hanging clear down past my eye on my cheek. And yes, the nose hairs want to join forces with the mustache, and the edges of my ears are fuzzy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: lefthanded guitar
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 01:43 PM

Forget about the hair. There are scarier things than that.

Read Nora Ephron's "I REMEMBER NOTHING" for a preview of what's going to happen to your memory retention in a few years.

Also, read Norta Ephron's "I REMEMBER NOTHING" for a preview of
what's going to happen to your memory retention in a few years.


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: gnu
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 02:54 PM

Oh, I bought one of these a while back.

SINS... I am not aware of any hair on my ass. Now you have me concerned. I don't wanna look! I could email you a pic though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 03:24 PM

"Oh, the woman I'm lovin', she got long black curly hair - all over her chest"


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 03:29 PM

Xerox that ass and post a .jpg?

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 03:32 PM

On this side of the pond you'd probably get done for animal cruelty if your ass wasn't hairy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 04:08 PM

And you mustn't covet your neighbour's ass either!


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: gnu
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 05:11 PM

~S~... As I don't have a Xerox, here's one I posed for a while back.


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: Gurney
Date: 03 Feb 11 - 06:04 PM

That's another symptom, Eliza. I don't even covet my neighbour's wife's ass. And certainly not the one Gnu 'posed' for.


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Feb 11 - 11:26 AM

Braid `em, Gnu.


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 04 Feb 11 - 11:51 AM

With these dreadful winters we're all experiencing, the more hair the better. My sister, who foolishly insists on living in Scotland, tells me she's become very much more hairy on her arms and legs over the past few years. It adds an extra layer of insulation under her clothes. But she didn't mention her ears or nose, I assume they're just as usual.


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: GUEST,John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Feb 11 - 11:54 AM

"who foolishly insists on living in Scotland"

Oh Eliza :(


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 04 Feb 11 - 11:58 AM

Listen, Sunshine, I lived up there for donkey's years and adored the people, but oh the cold! Waverley Steps in Edinburgh, gaaaaah!!! It would put icicles on your Ricicles no matter what you wore.


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: GUEST,JB
Date: 04 Feb 11 - 01:51 PM

A few years ago playing a gig in Germany I had a request from a female to sing "Black is the color of my true love`s hairs". I didn`t have the heart to explain the subtle difference between "hairs" and "hair", so I just sang it.

JB


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: gnu
Date: 04 Feb 11 - 02:37 PM

When I would say to one of my old girlfriends, an Acadian, I was going for a haircut, she would ask me, "Which one?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Feb 11 - 07:16 PM

Heh heh heh when I was pregnant my pubic hair started growing like crazy, it was curling down half-way to my knees! It was a riot! Well, the midwife wasn't happy, but it was entertaining...


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: gnu
Date: 04 Feb 11 - 07:25 PM

Minds me of an old joke, but it's a visual. Is pthu a word?


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: GUEST,frogprince, in the library
Date: 05 Feb 11 - 10:25 AM

gnu, is that the one that goes "pthu, damn good driver;pthu, damn good driver" ?


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: gnu
Date: 06 Feb 11 - 10:18 AM

froggy... yup.


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: Mrrzy
Date: 06 Feb 11 - 11:39 AM

Tell, tell!


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: gnu
Date: 06 Feb 11 - 12:46 PM

No sense now... froggy blurted out the punchline.


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Feb 11 - 01:25 PM

transplants


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: gnu
Date: 06 Feb 11 - 01:33 PM

Hahahahahahaa... minds me of an old joke...


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Feb 11 - 01:38 PM

trim it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Feb 11 - 01:42 PM

Ear hair record

This one's got you beat, gnu:)


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Subject: RE: BS: The hair(s) on my arms is(are) long.
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Feb 11 - 06:50 PM

Or, you could try this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6F4GtyRfto


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