BS: If you were an exotic dancer

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: GUEST,guest
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 09:55 PM

Whiskers Wisconsin

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: katlaughing
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 07:10 PM

Those are great, fellahs! Den! Good to *see* you!

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Smokey.
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 05:17 PM

If I were an exotic dancer, the world would be a deeply disturbing place.

Horace Pleasant

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Charley Noble
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 03:36 PM

How about King Stonebridge!

Certainly sounds like an awesome act to me, but more a wrestler than an exotic dancer.

"King" of course was our mongrel German Shepherd/Hound named in honor of the husky on "Sergeant Preston of the Yukon," while Stone Bridge Lane is our old driveway.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Den
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 03:28 PM

Max Alpine! get those dollar bills ready ladies.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: katlaughing
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 03:20 PM

Yer welcome, Spaw. I was going through a bunch of old ones, looking for "cat" postings, when I came upon this one. Figured it was worth a chuckle or two.

Rapaire, with either of those names, I'd come!**bg**

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 01:38 PM

If I were ANY kind of dancer nobody would come.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: catspaw49
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 01:31 PM

What a great old thread............Thanks for the refresh kat.........



Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 12:14 PM

Would you prefer Beany Cherry or Scrapper Seventeenth?

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: katlaughing
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 10:55 AM

refresh

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: CharlieA
Date: 13 Aug 02 - 11:30 AM

1st would be Snuck Lavorna. or Fred Lavorna (snuck was the cat - fred the dog. however I don't want a gender change either) Currently it'd be Malcolm Northfield (nickname Fiend)

Why? The only female pet was Snuck!

I'm not even considering the guiunea Pigs - they were Pigit and Squidge!!! ( i was only little!)

Cxxx

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: DMcG
Date: 13 Aug 02 - 11:17 AM

Trotsky Victoria?????

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: DMcG
Date: 13 Aug 02 - 11:16 AM

Trotsky Victoria?????

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Hecate
Date: 13 Aug 02 - 11:07 AM

hmm, I get to be "Holly Garden" which sounds like it ought to be a euphemism for pubic hair or something..... my other half would be "Sooty Upholland" which sounds a lot more promising. Currently I'd be Jareth Bromfield.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 13 Aug 02 - 03:35 AM

Singapore Boynton

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: GUEST,Anahootz
Date: 13 Aug 02 - 02:46 AM

Um...

Tramp North Douglas Highway?

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Yorkshire Tony
Date: 12 Aug 02 - 10:27 PM

Whisky Woodcroft

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: GUEST,T-Tone
Date: 12 Aug 02 - 10:04 PM

Enter Augie Dover, former cab driver with connections

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: AggieD
Date: 12 Aug 02 - 03:22 PM

We used to have a dog called Benji, whose full title was actually Benji Bobbles Bon-Bon. Need I say more?

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Penny G.
Date: 12 Aug 02 - 11:53 AM

Humper Eastern

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: GUEST,JohnnieBGoode
Date: 26 Jun 02 - 11:32 AM

Great formula!

Pepper Valley

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Leeder
Date: 26 Jun 02 - 11:06 AM

I'm "Ginger Dufferin".

(signed) Raoul Telepathic Badger

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 26 Jun 02 - 08:48 AM

I don't think that TESSIE GLENVIEW (my first pet was a female tortoise) would be a big crowd puller. And I definitely don't want any Gender Reassignment surgery.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: GUEST,Desdemona at work
Date: 25 Jun 02 - 12:23 PM

Little Hawk---your act seems to presage the crossover of super-models into the field of exotic dancing....!

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 24 Jun 02 - 09:52 PM

Well, the formula seems to work! If I ever get a job in the porn industry, look out for 'Joey Amethyst'...or perhaps you'd better not...

It sounds from that name as if I do a little bootlegging on the side as well though...

*LOL*

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: GUEST,ozmacca
Date: 24 Jun 02 - 07:14 PM

Bumble Wilga? Oh Gawd!!!!!!!

Mind you, this thread reminds me of the line about the girl who danced under the professional name of Caustic Soda. She was a stripper........

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: GUEST,Glade
Date: 24 Jun 02 - 05:16 PM

KeKe Holman

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jun 02 - 04:50 PM

If I was an exotic dancer, it would revolutionize the entire field...no breasts, almost no hips, microscopic nipples...I tell ya, exotic dancing would never be the same again!

Or I would be out of a job.

Hmmmm.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: GUEST,Mike Strobel
Date: 24 Jun 02 - 11:32 AM

Luna Tyler...............ah, it has a nice ring....

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: GUEST,Desdemona at work
Date: 24 Jun 02 - 10:04 AM

"Toby Gifford"....well, *I* wouldn't pay to see me!

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Jun 02 - 04:57 AM

kiki cherry

squeaky cherry

spike cherry

joey [pretty boy] cherry

dennis hough green

ronnie oldfield

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: sophocleese
Date: 05 Feb 00 - 05:04 PM

Depends on the level of ecdysy you want to attain.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 05 Feb 00 - 04:57 PM

How good could a gymnophobic ecdysiast be?

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Hagbardr
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 11:53 PM

I could be either:

Fluffy Tenth

or

Puddy Tat Miller

'course when I dance people think I'm having a seizure.

Hagbard

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 11:08 PM

Thank you, whoever refreshed this. I missed it the first time. Sad to say, I'm the vice cop sitting in the back: Napoleon Leonard. If it helps any, though, Napoleon was a hamster, and man, could that boy dance!

Aloha,
Mark

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: GUEST,Nancy
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 07:26 PM

uh oh, mine makes me sound like a "dumb blonde" but here goes anyway......Beau Beau Beacon.

Nancy

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Alice
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 07:14 PM

Peg, I like your formula. I would be

Irish McConnell

Alice

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Kernow John
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 06:54 PM

I haven't laughed so loud in ages!
I had a snake called Slippy and lived at Victoria road.
Followed by a move and a dog resulting in
Beauty Wick

Please don't stop.
Baz

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 06:32 PM

Bonnie Stepping Stones.

sounds like a heroine from a Catherine cookson novel.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: JenEllen
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 06:19 PM

Aw crap..."Mojo Jackson"....sounds like I should be a bouncer at the strip joint. Going with current creatures though, it would be "Sully St. Helens" alliteration with a wiggle on it..

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 02:23 PM

Mickey Six Nations

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Peg
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 02:17 PM

good question, Amos! i may even be more exotic now than I was then in some ways...:~)...but i tend to dress a bit more conservatively on a daily basis than i did when i was in such great shape 7-8 years ago...

Just stopped dancing. It was a really fun job in many ways, made great money, met some cool people, but the physical toll got to me; the club where I worked had a lousy ventilation system (the owner was too cheap to turn on the AC even in summer) and breathing in all that cigarette smoke while simultaneously doing the equivalent of an aerobic workout for twenty minutes every hour for six hours...not good...

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Amos
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 12:53 PM

Well, Peg, did you stop dancing? Or stop being quite so exotic?

A

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Peg
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 12:46 PM

Sugar High!! excellent!

I have seen this technique used to create a "drag queen" name as well...only using one's first pet and one's mother's maiden name...hence I was Nellie McCarty...

but with this new formula, I would be Nellie DuBois!!! (much better)

Actually, I _was_ an exotic dancer for about a year and a half...a few years ago...

peg

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: JedMarum
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 11:00 AM

LOL - Amos, great stuff! I guess it is a big world, isn't it?

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From:
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 10:17 AM

Mine would be an overdose....

Sugar High

You don't want to see me dance.

CASEY

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 10:12 AM

Mine sounds like an African tour guide, but here goes..... Tamba Samson. Took me a while to remember.. Yours, Aye. Dave

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Amos
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 10:07 AM

The Prettyboy Canal act is performed by exotic dancers in Bangkok, in which specially trained from birth Thai virgins mysteriously produce a series of parakeets from their interior regions (with frontal presentations).

It was such a hit with the GIs in the Vietnam era that a bunch of U.S. drag queens tried to emulate it Stateside using the dorsal presentation, which failed miserably.

The show closed in bad odor after a number of short runs. Somehow the parakeet bit was seen as off-color.

A

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Gern
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 09:58 AM

OK, I swore I wouldn't do this again, but this thread is too fun to pass up. The name of my first dog was "Little Guy." Consequently, I don't want to play this game...

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: GUEST,Joe
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 08:23 PM

Peeniss Envee