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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Ebbie Date: 03 Feb 00 - 08:12 PM Sitting here laughing my head off- Just TOO funny. For the act how about 'Cat Sakes! (Shakes?) Ebbie |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Lucius Date: 03 Feb 00 - 07:36 PM Well, according to 'yer formula, I'd be Kippie Brown, but I am an exotic dancer! All of my fellow (Morris) dancers call me "Doctor J" Lucius (also known in these parts as Bob Jovi) |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 00 - 07:21 PM Pagan East the Eighty-Third, descendant of a long and distinguished line of Easts. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: GUEST,joe Date: 03 Feb 00 - 07:07 PM Ricky Ruchelle |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Patrish(inactive) Date: 29 Sep 99 - 12:01 PM I'd be "Butch Claypotts" sounds a bit heavy for lap dancing....... |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Dave Swan Date: 29 Sep 99 - 11:51 AM I was right on two out of three RiGGy, now the trick is not leer if I should run into one of them. Hmmmm. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing Date: 28 Sep 99 - 11:25 PM Gotcha! McLatchy!**BG** Ooooo, right after that sexy, Prettyboy Canal! |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: RiGGy Date: 28 Sep 99 - 07:38 PM Maybe buried this deep no one will notice... McLatchy Petrie Craig [Petric ] |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Sep 99 - 02:02 AM Our friends Wayne and Connie, you may remember them from last May, were down and read this thread. Wayne had an interesting one from his first pet, a parakeet--- Prettyboy Canal Need I tell you about his act? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman Date: 28 Sep 99 - 12:48 AM Fluffy Mound, definitely. P.S. -- I think Big Mick is waiting for you over at the tavern, Fluffy. WyoWoman a.k.a. Myriad McKinley |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: JedMarum Date: 28 Sep 99 - 12:35 AM I must vote for Fluffy Mound, as well - best of the bunch! |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Bill D Date: 27 Sep 99 - 10:31 PM In my humble opinion, "Fluffy Mound" closes the competition!!*big grin*... At least we need a new thread,130 posts take too long to load! |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Roger the skiffler Date: 27 Sep 99 - 11:42 AM Rex Nechells |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Hutzul Date: 27 Sep 99 - 02:24 AM I'm rather new here. Somehow I was expecting analytical digressions of Child Ballads. Yet here I am submitting under the heading "can you top this" Fluffy Mound |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Bill D Date: 26 Sep 99 - 09:59 PM I watched this thread for days...swearing I wiould NOT look..but, as you see..at 124 posts, curiosity won out!
ok.."Tippy Buckeridge" or
now..for CATS..I can use |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Dave Swan Date: 26 Sep 99 - 09:54 PM O.K. RiGGy, It's been greater than a week now and ehxaustive investigation has yielded no clues. Debbie, Robin and Carol worked as exotic dancers, huh? Debbie, Robin and Carol who? The entire class is waiting. E.S. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Dani Date: 26 Sep 99 - 03:23 PM It was hard to stop laughing long enough to consider my own moniker. For your consideration: Tara Chestnut (ooh.. I like the sound of that! Makes me want to go out and write one o' them bodice-rippin' novels) Taxi Greenridge Moose 70 Guess we'll have to be making some gender decisions... |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Don from Georgia Date: 25 Sep 99 - 09:08 PM Punk Potowatomie but there's nothing exotic about my dancing |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: SingsIrish Songs Date: 24 Sep 99 - 09:04 PM Hmmmmm, I used to work at Buns Master then got a job at the Chest Clinic......my name would be: Thumper Meadow ~Mary |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Jon Freeman Date: 24 Sep 99 - 02:44 PM Following those naming rules, I would be Portia Albert. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: haldavis Date: 24 Sep 99 - 12:37 PM this wouldn't work so well for me: Mamzelle 95th, or to be technical, and making her more regal: Mamzelle 1st. And a contribution from Marie-Lynn Hammond: Or me: Captain Cote des Neiges ml PS just read the "thread" -- noticed that Rick Fielding was Bootsie Cote des Neiges ... a husband & wife act maybe? (NOw, we may not have lived right on that street but I recall my mum saying we lived on it or near it... now that both my parents and most of my aunts & uncles are dead, I realize that family trivia like that is lost forever...)
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: mulligan Date: 21 Sep 99 - 07:09 PM Prince Ingleside |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Easy Rider Date: 21 Sep 99 - 10:24 AM I think Easy Rider would be a good name for a lap dancer. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Lady McMoo Date: 20 Sep 99 - 05:56 PM Whoops...forgot one! Cosmic Bouleaux mcmoo |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Lonesome EJ Date: 20 Sep 99 - 05:45 PM I don't know, Kat, I kinda like "Pussy Willow Fontainebleu". Sounds like the kind of girl who has all the right endowments, but enough class that you wouldn't be embarrassed to invite her over to meet the family at Thanksgiving Dinner. McTavish Summerhaven |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing Date: 20 Sep 99 - 05:30 PM Den, LMAO! And, mcmoo.....Fireball Cyndee has got to be the BEST for an exotic dancer's name!! She could have the Doors playing "Light My Fire" in the background! |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Den Date: 20 Sep 99 - 12:50 PM well my name was Willie New Bonn but when I dropped out the last n and added an e and of course after the operation I've never been busier.
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Bert Date: 20 Sep 99 - 12:28 PM Monni Weiner, That should get all the gals tucking $$$ into your thong. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Jerry Friedman Date: 20 Sep 99 - 11:46 AM My family's pets were all under the care of other members of the family, because that's how I wanted it. I can't remember which of two stray cats was adopted first, so your humble servant is either Jinxy Winchell or Purrface Winchell. And now I don't have any pets at all--in the strict sense. But two possibilities are Black Widow Railroad and Cockroach Railroad. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: KingBrilliant Date: 20 Sep 99 - 11:25 AM If I take the first pet per address I could variously be AKA'd as: Shandi Fane Oswald St Anne Squatter Henry Noni Star
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Wolfgang Date: 20 Sep 99 - 11:08 AM Monni Wiener not much of an improvement to Wolfgang Hell |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Mbo Date: 20 Sep 99 - 11:07 AM Sorry about that! I'm mixing up my old street names! That makes it Fireball Cyndee. I also thought of another (sure to be an instant hit!) Bird 22nd Marines! -Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Vixen Date: 20 Sep 99 - 11:05 AM Oh Dear-- Muz South (momma cat) Mitzi South (daughter cat) Tuffy South (son cat) Major South (german shepherd) Kimo South (alaskan malamute) Misty Dew South (pony) How boring. Later in life however, Jazz Buckingham Huxley Buckingham and Sage Sachem LMAO-- V |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Lady McMoo Date: 20 Sep 99 - 11:03 AM Oh dear...missed all of this....what have I been doing? Hahhahha!!! Ginger Hassocks Micky Freshfield Sam Ararat Rubberlips Richmond Golda Bicester Nic-Nac Birch Cleo Birch My modest contribution! mcmoo |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Mbo Date: 20 Sep 99 - 10:56 AM Hmm... I'd be: Boo Boo Sanderidge Fireball Courtney Tuppy Sandridge --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: sophocleese Date: 19 Sep 99 - 11:19 PM Well, I'm glad you like Fluffbutt. She was a good cat, affectionate, playful, and, well,... fluffy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman Date: 19 Sep 99 - 03:46 PM I'm thinking Fluffbutt is about the best. 'Scuse me, but my imagination is boggling again. Isn't it interesting that the threads that simply catch on fire here are the ones for the tavern or the exotic dance? Hmmmm. Vat does dis zay about deese 'Catterz? Hmmm? Sigmund Wyo |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: MAG (inactive) Date: 19 Sep 99 - 02:55 PM Gilpo Briar Moon Shadow Racine Witchie Poo Cat Racine Mama Fontainebleu Eenie (Bitsy) Fontainebleu Meenie (Animal Fat Cat) Fontainebleu Miney (Dixie Black)Fontainebleu Moe Fontainebleu Smoky Fontainebleu Pussy Willow Fontainebleu Make of 'em what you will.
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Barbara Date: 19 Sep 99 - 04:16 AM Gee, 'Spaw, he didn't say it was a dog.. maybe it was his pet turtle, and he named him after trying to play catch with him... |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: catspaw49 Date: 19 Sep 99 - 01:03 AM I can't type for laughing here........ Oh gawd...LMAOWROTF....and I'm having trouble breathing. Sorry...took 5 minutes to type the above and if I had his phone number I'd give him a call. I didn't check in here earlier, was kinda' wanting to "savor" the additional posts...more good names. But that aint' what's crackin' me up........ Geezus Seed, you're killin' me here.......YOU NAMED A DOG "KLUNK?" LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO......Seriously now, no shit...KLUNK? gawddam..............gimmee peace.... Spaw- spent 15 minutes trying to type this post! |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: sophocleese Date: 19 Sep 99 - 12:57 AM I just realized if I moved on from Clapton Parkhill I could be Fluffbutt Water - broad and damp with one of those cute tails - or even, Scotch Water - a weakened exotic dance for the whole family to enjoy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: DougR Date: 19 Sep 99 - 12:02 AM Pudgy AvenueG DougR |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Alice Date: 18 Sep 99 - 11:59 PM Well, if this includes cats, I could be Kathleen Shadoan, Oso Grand, or Pooh Bear North. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing Date: 18 Sep 99 - 11:43 PM I forgot another...I could be Wrinkles Oak, the oldest stripper in history! Or...Kaysha Poison Spider....a dangerous allure. Or....Martinee Tamarans Washington! Escamillo...no problemo! Tell Giminez he's got an awesome name! I also forgot Pooka Riverview, maybe we could shorten it to Pooka Revue!? |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Joe Offer Date: 18 Sep 99 - 10:18 PM Gee, I guess I'd be Wanda Menlo. ....but if the likes of us were exotic dancers, the exotic dance industry would be in serious trouble. -Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Dave Swan Date: 18 Sep 99 - 10:07 PM Art, pj is really Tina Montrose. Hmmmm, do yo have a strange mark on your left....? E.S. |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Art Thieme Date: 18 Sep 99 - 09:54 PM Kerouac Montrose |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Pelrad Date: 18 Sep 99 - 09:33 PM I'm afraid I won't be drawing any crowds... Ananzi Johnson lol |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: bseed(charleskratz) Date: 18 Sep 99 - 04:28 PM Over the years I've met a few of these dancers: First there was the male stripper Happy Third, followed by the twins Suzy and Boots Amador. Then came Mort Spruce and Thalia Regent and her daughter Curly Cedar. If we had lived a few blocks over, she could have been a banjo maker, Curly Maple. I don't know who would pay to watch Klunk Everett do anything but play football or beat up Blake Madison. And I have one dog with three names: Ozeki Benkei Kuroyama Everett. Some of those named by others above would be real draws if the theater had a marquee worker who couldn't spell very well: Tasty Groove and Taffy Yeastport (sorry), and the great lap dancer Joy Holdernest... --seed |
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman Date: 18 Sep 99 - 12:35 PM Maybe Blue Boy would want to join our Rockets, Bugs and No Grilz Club? Along with Beanie Northcutt and Joey Holderness...
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