Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Smokey. Date: 11 May 11 - 05:58 PM Well, you know what they say, GfS... and unlikely though it may seem, drizzle is the sirloin of opportunity. |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 11 May 11 - 04:40 PM Yes, well, I omitted a perfectly descriptive word that changed the whole meaning..you know me, I hate to mislead anyone..... gfS |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Smokey. Date: 11 May 11 - 04:34 PM I'm glad you made that correction, GfS - for a while there I thought you were talking complete rubbish. I didn't comment because electric gussets are intolerably fortuitous when the rude bannisters glow. Just as well, really. |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 11 May 11 - 12:38 PM My earlier post should read: "Stopped by to pick up a six pack of question marks, but all he had was a lemon flavored hubcap from a World War I amphibious chicken pie. I thought they worked, so I paid him five of last weeks lizards." GfS Triple hitter?? |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: maeve Date: 11 May 11 - 11:49 AM Refresh for a triple hitter |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 11 May 11 - 01:53 AM I know. GfS |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: J-boy Date: 11 May 11 - 12:52 AM Octupi walk upon the terrace. Feats of victory blaze in his morning of sardines! Weary? Such is the price of caramel. |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 10 May 11 - 11:04 PM Stopped by to pick up a six pack of question marks, but all he had was a lemon flavored hubcap from a World War I chicken pie. I thought they worked so I paid him five of last weeks lizards. GfS |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Smokey. Date: 10 May 11 - 10:52 PM Morbid snuffling rakes weary tombstones over the baleful old limp truss of dubious origin - but greater still is the eye of wrinkled sarcasm for which a notion bends. Many's the bucket that leaked tears of pride in vain, only to be ostracised. They are blind fools, and I want no part of it. Forgive me for speaking my mind, it is not my intention to offend, merely to illuminate. |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Smokey. Date: 10 May 11 - 10:16 PM Do not the iron pangs of mystic desolation compound the edges of grumbling putrifaction? Will blossoming tripe ever tinkle again and linger in the swooping heresies of mundane trousers? NEVER! I say, and it's a damn shame. |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Smokey. Date: 10 May 11 - 09:33 PM Bill, if you don't mind me being holistically superfluous, your clavicle has an unalienable right to turpitude, thick frothy mammals, and many, many brackets. May the fertile grin of cautionary by-products be yours for the duration. |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Bill D Date: 10 May 11 - 09:17 PM well.. I AM sorry! My exultations know few turnips! Allow my clavicle a presumptive reduction in voluminous gladiolus! |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Smokey. Date: 10 May 11 - 09:12 PM Are you using one, Smokey? Bill, I wouldn't use one even if the last shuffle was bulbous. It would simply be without perforations or vertical wanderings. Do you take me for a stencil, or oddly an extrusion of palpitations? Flightless crust.. the deviation of sinking rectitude.. |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Bill D Date: 10 May 11 - 09:03 PM this is from another: "If a bubble bath writes a love letter to some curse over a gypsy, then a slovenly toothache procrastinates. Desdemona and I took the midwife toward a taxidermist (with a wobbly toothache, the womanly piroshki, a few cream puffs, and the bubble bath living with a shadow) to arrive at a state of intimacy where we can knowingly find subtle faults with our swamp. Now and then, the slyly wily bonbon plans an escape from the bicep about a curse a shadow. Now and then, some shadow living with the philosopher tries to seduce a single-handledly rhetorical tenor. " Tsk! cheating! |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Bill D Date: 10 May 11 - 09:00 PM This came from one: "A flailing monkey is f***ing cosmopolitan, having a trained assassin stay overnight, letting heartbreaking lies roll over us like a summer breeze." |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Bill D Date: 10 May 11 - 08:58 PM I KNEW there would be a sneaky wayto do this. Are you using one, Smokey? |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Smokey. Date: 10 May 11 - 08:03 PM DtG: Not to my knowledge, unless a remarkable coincidence has occurred, although yes albium dogs the fruitless bastions of nightly detriment. Forthright toothsome straddling mocks but few soft pairs of evening wetness, and yet gristle laughs like an artificial ferret concerto. So... "tricycle, tricycle" - as it will doubtless fondly plummet more often than not, and horned blankets are obviously drifting further across. Wistful is the beckoning suet and blameless is the tragic optimal substitute. No trumpet can grease the back of beyond without fortified hypnosis leggings, however well intentioned. |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Ed T Date: 10 May 11 - 03:56 PM Silly bunts. |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Dave the Gnome Date: 10 May 11 - 03:51 PM Smokey - Wasn't that from a Moody Blues or Yes Albium? :D tG |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Georgiansilver Date: 10 May 11 - 02:58 PM OK you want some nonsense.. here is some.. read this as it is written and try the spell checker on it after..... My smell checker came wither pea sea, Hit plainly demon-straits miss steaks eye cant sea. Eyes trike keys, type hay whirred hand weight four hit two say weather eye em wrung oar write, Hit shoals me strait aweigh has hay mist ache his maid. Hit nose bee fore lung hand eye can putt the herr or rite, Hits rare lea wrung. Eye halve rung this peace threw it, Eye ham shore yore pleased hits litter perfect awl the weigh. |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Smokey. Date: 10 May 11 - 02:07 PM Pampered fetlocks. The racket blooms while flinging gravel, but zealous harbingers only blight the corridors of stunted blistering, save for the cheery particles by which a crinoline would stutter. Mindfully Speaking. |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: gnu Date: 10 May 11 - 02:00 PM Wanna buy some Mandies Bob? |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: GUEST,Eliza Date: 10 May 11 - 01:47 PM Something from Rambling Sid Rumpo (aka Kenneth Williams) might be appropriate here! |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Smokey. Date: 10 May 11 - 01:31 PM I refuse to be drawn into such barnacled mandrakes of loose pudding varieties. "Mangle lubricant!" I hear you cry. Well, let this gently toast by the drains of fetid imagination - since when did greasy thimbles bulge from between the archives of gloomy tentacles? Yes, the graying hydrogen is at its meekest when knives dance and fancies mingle. Moist giblets are the true idiots of a stiff bargain, and numerous feet dissolve laterally. |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: gnu Date: 10 May 11 - 01:12 PM Poppycock all. |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Dave the Gnome Date: 10 May 11 - 01:05 PM Why, certainly, I'll hace your whelk. How do we do it? Volume! DtG (copying furiously from Pterry) |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Ed T Date: 10 May 11 - 12:32 PM It's an under the hand table deal. |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Georgiansilver Date: 10 May 11 - 11:49 AM Too many here are inebriated with the exuberance of their own verbosity!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Bill D Date: 10 May 11 - 11:25 AM (I often compose stream of consciousness sentences like that at night, instead of counting sheep, to help me get to sleep. If it takes more than 3 seconds to add a word, I have to start over...and my rule is no word can be repeated on a given night.) |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Bill D Date: 10 May 11 - 11:19 AM Incontinent mazurkas anticlimactically recapitulate gregarious, ontological mesomorphs. (if you don't make all words 3 syllables or more, you're a piker) |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Mrrzy Date: 10 May 11 - 10:52 AM Colorless green ideas sleep furiously? |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: GUEST,Eliza Date: 10 May 11 - 03:35 AM Weave we the web, The warp is woof. (With apologies to Beowulf) |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: J-boy Date: 10 May 11 - 02:37 AM Holy Shit! I'm channeling Dylan Thomas! |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: J-boy Date: 10 May 11 - 02:05 AM All my trees are one with fur. Ghoulish be whatnots pray to learn. |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: Georgiansilver Date: 10 May 11 - 01:50 AM Plenty the mire that holds the lover transfixed. Duty bound he holds his end up. Finely she hones the instrument to it's highest state. |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: catspaw49 Date: 10 May 11 - 01:00 AM Read Kendall's birthday thread................. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Nonsense From: J-boy Date: 10 May 11 - 12:59 AM Who's next? |
Subject: BS: Nonsense From: J-boy Date: 10 May 11 - 12:57 AM My corn flew toward the wind my sissy cat made. Strangles of morrow had to be grown. Happy in ochre the flowers recieve. |