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BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here

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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: olddude
Date: 23 May 11 - 10:08 PM

It ended, you are now just thinking that it hasn't yup
kinda like how JR came back from the dead in the show Dallas ...

it is all over, you folks just can accept it ... talk about stubborn wow, admit it .. your dead ...

boy mudcatters are some kind of tough, they don't even know it when they passed away LOL

:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: gnu
Date: 23 May 11 - 02:12 PM

Debbie Harry? She could rapture me... as many times as she cared to.


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 23 May 11 - 07:15 AM

When I heard about the Rapture for some reason Debbie Harry popped into my mind, don't know why.


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 23 May 11 - 05:46 AM

Remember the sketch in Beyond the Fringe ? "Will the mountains be laid low brother?" "No, that's why we're up here, you fool."
Then when the world doesn't end. Long pause and: "Oh, well, same time tomorrow then, lads."
(I paraphrase from memory)

RtS


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: michaelr
Date: 22 May 11 - 09:28 PM

Is rapier related?


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: gnu
Date: 22 May 11 - 07:49 PM

I could understand girls gone Wingfield. He's quite a guy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 22 May 11 - 07:45 PM

No doubt another math mistake!


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: GUEST,girls gone winfield
Date: 22 May 11 - 06:36 PM

did you say you need a girls gone winfield sticker from winfield?


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: gnu
Date: 22 May 11 - 06:29 PM

sIx... thanks for the link... that was Rapturing!. Enjoyed it immensely.


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 May 11 - 06:26 PM

'Feminists (of whom I am not one)" Guest/Eliza

Curious. Question: What does being a feminist mean to you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 22 May 11 - 06:13 PM

Rapturous thanks, Michael! So experiencing Rapture would not necessarily be a pleasure, merely the sensation of being grabbed and made off with? Regarding the etymological link with 'rape', I'm sure the Feminists (of whom I am not one) would definitely be 'unrapt'!
Kindest regards, Eliza


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 22 May 11 - 05:00 PM

Eliza ~~ Absolutely. Precisely so: indeed, the etymology of 'rapture' in the present-day sense is exactly the same: that which seizes one's mind. All from Latin rapere, to seize & carry away. So that, etymologically, when you experience rapture, you are being raped, & of course vice versa: what will the feminists make of that, eh!?

Rapturous regards

~Michael~


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 May 11 - 01:16 PM

" At Lunchtime - A story of Love"

When the bus stopped suddenly to avoid
damaging a mother and child in the road,
the young lady in the greenhat sitting opposite
was thrown across me, and not being one to
miss an opportunity i started to makelove
with all my body.

At first she resisted saying that it was too early in the morning and too soon
after breakfast and that anyway she found
me repulsive. But when i explained that
this being a nuclearage, the world was going
to end at lunchtime, she took off her greenhat,
put her busticket in her pocket
and joined in the exercise.

The buspeople, and there were many of them,
were shockedandsurprised and amused and annoyed, but when the
word got around that the world was coming to an end at
lunchtime, they put their pride in their pockets with their bustickets and
madelove one with the other. And even the busconductor,
being over, climbed into the cab and struck up some sort of
relationship with the driver.

Thatnight, on the bus coming home,
wewere all alittle embarrassed, especially me and the younglady
in the greenhat, and we all started to say in different ways howhasty
and foolish we had been. Butthen, always having been a bitofalad, i stood up and said it was a pity that the world didn;t nearly end every lunchtime and
that we could always pretend. And then it happened.......

Quick asa crash we all changed partners
and soon the bus was acquiver with white
mothballbodies doing naughty things.

And the next day
And everyday
In everybus
In everystreet
In everytown
In everycountry

people pretended that the world was coming
to an end at lunchtime. It still hasn't
Although in a way it has.

- Roger McGough
(the punctuation and spacing are Roger's)


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 22 May 11 - 12:44 PM

MtheGM, as in 'raptor' eg hawk, seizing smaller birds and carrying them off to eat? And to be 'rapt', or carried away by someone's performance?


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Ed T
Date: 22 May 11 - 08:28 AM

Are we dead yet?


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Seayaker
Date: 22 May 11 - 05:00 AM

Session'll be on tonight then

Can't imagine any of our lot getting raptured


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 22 May 11 - 12:40 AM

Important BTW

~Michael~ whose "pedantry is legendary" {friend on another forum} would point out, in case of confusion, that the word "RAPTURE" as used in Thessalonians &c, & in the context of this thread, does NOT mean "inordinate pleasure" in its current, developed, sense {though it has most probably become conflated with that} ~~

~~ but is used in the archaic, acc to Chambers, sense of "a seizing and carrying away" ~~

In other words, Jesus intends to KIDNAP the Good, for their own good, to his place in the firmament, there to join the virtuous simultaneously raised from the dead ~~ while the rest of us are left here to do the best we can.

Though acc to Mr Camping, only till next October.


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: JennieG
Date: 21 May 11 - 11:46 PM

It's been and gone and finished and nothing happened here either. Talk about a let-down. But my sewing machine still works, so that's good - I was concerned that with all the raptures swirling around us it might do funny things to electricity.

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: GUEST,number 6
Date: 21 May 11 - 09:47 PM

I'm still here ... now how about that !


biLL


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: michaelr
Date: 21 May 11 - 09:08 PM

Fuck. We'll have to keep putting up with the godbotherers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Bobert
Date: 21 May 11 - 09:02 PM

******************************NEWS FLASH******************************

The Rapture has been completed and Jesus didn't find anyone worthy of carting off...

So much for God's little D- science project???

B~)


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 21 May 11 - 08:52 PM

Of course, as the clock ticked towards six and the levels in the pints of Guinness went down, and our singing voices got louder, I just had to wonder...six PM real time? Or bar time? It was a legitimate question...

Linn


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 May 11 - 07:44 PM

It's 6:40 here. I guess it missed us. Darn! Now I'm gonna have to do all those chores I was putting off. No sense doin' 'em if I was gonna get raptured, ya know....


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Little Robyn
Date: 21 May 11 - 07:40 PM

NZ is still here and it should have happened almost 18 hours back!
But check the Christchurch Earthquake telethon thread - the world ended for lots of people on 22 February. In fact, it ended for the Chch CBD on that day! But they're going to rebuild and people all around NZ are spending today doing silly things, challenges to raise money to help rebuild all the stuff that insurance companies don't cover. See Kiwis live and doing silly things. The link to watch on-line is this one.
Celebrate life!!!
Robyn


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 21 May 11 - 07:16 PM

I'm afraid it's all over here.

And I must say I'm quite disappointed at those who appear to have accompanied me to that place of rapture. I had expected a more selective sorting-out.

Are you people all quite certain you weren't misdirected to the wrong bus?

John


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Bonnie Shaljean
Date: 21 May 11 - 06:55 PM

Yes, but does the water in the toilet bowl still swirl clockwise? (Or is it anti-clockwise? Damn. Forgot. Where's Bart Simpson when you need him?)


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Donuel
Date: 21 May 11 - 06:50 PM

Nothing has ended but I have noticed some oddities while in the bathroom. I got on the scale and I was 35 lbs lighter. I turned on the water and my hands didn't feel as much resistance to the stream of water. Its hard to put into words but my hands didn't feel as wet.
When my son walked in front of the TV I could still see a little tiny bit of light from the TV right through him. The fan blowing air had less effect. Music and sounds in general sound about half as intense...

NOT

but it has the makings of an interesting sci fi device.


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: gnu
Date: 21 May 11 - 06:42 PM

I know Giok isn't all there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Bonnie Shaljean
Date: 21 May 11 - 03:52 PM

6 pm in each appropriate time zone, you say? Well, it's quarter to nine in the evening and Ireland's still here. Survived the Queen's visit AND the end of the world just fine.

Hellooooooo...? Anybody in continental Europe not there?


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: GUEST,Lighter
Date: 21 May 11 - 03:51 PM

Actually, the follower who says to wait till 6 in New York spent $144,000 of his own money to advertise the End on the NYC Transit System.


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 21 May 11 - 03:50 PM

On Channel 4 News this evening, they interviewed a Bishop, who said that even Jesus declared he didn't know when the Day of Judgement would come. After the final News item, they showed just the discarded suit, with the shirt and tie still in place, of the Newsreader, in the seat by his laptop where h'ed sat to read the News. I thought this was very funny.


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 21 May 11 - 03:44 PM

Anyone checked to see if that preacher has opened an off-shore account and bought plane tickets or chartered a plane or boat? Maybe he's absconding with money from his believers. Wait until the ones who quit their jobs realize they're still here and unemployed. Doubt their bosses will rehire them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Cats
Date: 21 May 11 - 03:21 PM

I didn't do the ironing just in case. Trouble is it's still there to do!


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 21 May 11 - 03:14 PM

We're having our last meal at 5:30 pm PDT. We don't want to go to Hell hungry.


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 21 May 11 - 02:57 PM

A nearby grocery store has a stand of aged fruit and veggies reduced by 50%, but yesterday they were discounting green bananas. A troubling sign no doubt!


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: GUEST,Lighter
Date: 21 May 11 - 02:52 PM

Despite premature media mockery, the most authoritative revision of the prophecy has the Rapture starting at 6pm, NYC time:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/21/us-apocalypse-prediction-idUSTRE74I3KS20110521

Brother Camping cannot be reached for comment, which could mean any of a number of things.


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: kendall
Date: 21 May 11 - 02:43 PM

It's way past 7 pm here, may I come out of the cellar now?


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: gnu
Date: 21 May 11 - 02:25 PM

Micca... nope... only 144,000 of them there JVs get to go.

Kathleen Madigan says... if only 144,ooo get to go, why are they recruiting instead of keeping it quiet? If you don't know of her, seek her out... she's one of the best comics I have ever heard. Especially when she talks religeon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 21 May 11 - 02:23 PM

Is it 6PM PST? Still a few hours to go.


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Micca
Date: 21 May 11 - 02:13 PM

Does this mean that I will not get some annoying po-faced bastard clutching a black book at my front door in the morning to interrupt while I am trying to feed the cat/make tea/keep an eye on the toast/bacon??? if yes ,then RESULT!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: michaelr
Date: 21 May 11 - 01:52 PM

Bill Maher said something to the effect that "all the fundamentalists and evangelicals will disappear, and the reast of us will be left behind... we call that a win-win."


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Jeri
Date: 21 May 11 - 01:40 PM

But October is WAY too long to let the lawn go.


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: sian, west wales
Date: 21 May 11 - 01:40 PM

No, no, no. Isn't it that The Rapture was to happen at 6.00 p.m. (rolling programme according to time zones) but the End of the World happens 5 months later; that is, late October?

If so we're left with two options: either The Rapture is bogus and we're all as OK as we were before (take that as you will) or The Rapture has happened, we weren't among the Selected Few, and we have 5 months to wind up our affairs. Or run up one Hell of a debt ...

Gonna check eBay out for yachts ...

s.


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 21 May 11 - 01:37 PM

---Maybe nobody's good enough to go?---

A point; but according to Mr Champing or whatever he's called, although it is only the good who will be rapturised today, the rest of us will all be dead by 1 Oct. So don't feel too triumphant too soon, tee-hee.

~Michael~


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Jeri
Date: 21 May 11 - 01:29 PM

Damn. I guess I have to mess around with the lawnmower and do the lawns. Not only did the world not end, but the friggin' SUN is out...

...although I read somewhere it was supposed to happen at 6 PM, so I guess I'll wait to see if tomorrow comes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 May 11 - 01:23 PM

Maybe nobody's good enough to go?


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 21 May 11 - 01:11 PM

"Never make predictions, especially about the future." - Casey Stengel

Just something I read...

Linn


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Smokey.
Date: 21 May 11 - 01:08 PM

Will this wind?


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: Ed T
Date: 21 May 11 - 12:50 PM

Anyone here planning to have sex one last time, before the end?
With a partner, that is)


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Subject: RE: BS: The World Hasn't Ended Here
From: GUEST,Shimrod
Date: 21 May 11 - 11:49 AM

There's an hour and 10 minutes to go here in the UK. Drat! I was supposed to be going out at 7:00 pm!


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