Crayside Folk Day Needs Morris Side

Subject: Crayside Folk Day Needs Morris Side
From: Girl Friday
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 12:51 PM

Hey- Ho.... Communication Breakdown....Despite promises that they would attend on Saturday June 25th.... the Morris Side I had "booked" can't come. Is there a side available to dance for us in the afternoon please? We can make a small donation to their funds, and ply them with a few pints of beer.

Venue: The Seven Stars, Foots Cray High Street, Sidcup, DA14 5HJ

Subject: RE: Crayside Folk Day Needs Morris Side
From: Dead Horse
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 02:58 AM

Beer! Money!
I will form a side.
What style would you like us to be? :-)

Subject: RE: Crayside Folk Day Needs Morris Side
From: Rob Naylor
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 07:20 AM

Try and make sure it's a Border Morris side GF, non of that namby-pamby Cotswold stuff

(ducking and running..............)

Subject: RE: Crayside Folk Day Needs Morris Side
From: Girl Friday
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 09:44 AM

Mr Horse..... Thank you very much m'dear. Will p.m. you. xx

Subject: RE: Crayside Folk Day Needs Morris Side
From: Dead Horse
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 06:30 PM

Mr Naylor, I will have you to know that Cotswold is not namby-pamby.
I am still recieving counselling after a little incident after practice last year when several of the members set on me as they were drinking their mocca in the tea shop opposite the training hall.
It seems that at least two of the girls were pre-menstrual, one was post menopausal and two others were about to fight anyway because they turned up in the same kit.
Jason and Cecil had just split up and were no longer living together and Richards cat had just died.
All I said was "Our 'splitters' need more work"
I was lucky to get out alive..........

Subject: RE: Crayside Folk Day Needs Morris Side
From: Girl Friday
Date: 09 Jun 11 - 02:23 PM

This is all very funny, chaps, but I seriously need some Morris Dancers. Otherwise I'm going to tie bells to both of you and whip you until you dance.

Subject: RE: Crayside Folk Day Needs Morris Side
From: Girl Friday
Date: 11 Jun 11 - 09:22 AM

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