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Subject: Lyr Add: WALKING IN MY WINTER UNDERWEAR (Boreson)
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 04:16 PM

YouTube has 2 versions of this song. This longer one, from an unknown TV show, is the basis for the following transcription. This shorter version was performed on the Lawrence Welk Show.


WALKING IN MY WINTER UNDERWEAR
As sung by Stan Boreson and Doug Setterberg
Tune: WINTER WONDERLAND

1. Sleigh bells ring, and I'm listening,
But I'm turning and twisting,
'Cause I'm itching up here and I'm scratching down there,
Walking in my winter underwear.

2. Now the front is all battered,
And the back is all tattered,
But when I'm cold to the core, I crawl through the trap door,
And up into my winter underwear.

BRIDGE: Well, I don't care if it rains or snows or freezes.
I am so warm I just don't give a hoot.
I put on all the stockings I can locate,
Then I wear two pair of trousers with my suit.

3. But when I start to perspire,
Well, then it sets me on fire,
'Cause I'm itching up here and I'm scratching down there,
Walking in my winter underwear.

4. The winter snow is white and glist'ning,
But I'm turning and twisting.
I got to scratch a little here; I got to scratch a little there,
Walking in my winter underwear.

5. I put my bathing suit away in mothballs,
And now I got to duck the snowballs.
When I can't scratch my back, I throw myself out of whack,
Walking in my winter underwear.

BRIDGE 2: For rain and snow and ice I do not worry.
When winter come, I do not give a hoot.
My coat and hat and earmuffs keep me cozy,
And I wear two pair of trousers with my suit.

6. But when it come to other clothing,
Well, the thing that I am loathing
Is when my face turn blue, and contortions I go through,
Walking in my winter underwear?
(They're from Sears Roebuck)
Walking in my winter underwear.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsadNBgoPio


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Subject: Lyr Add: THE SCANDINAVIAN HOTSHOT (FROM DULUTH)
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 04:18 PM

Here's my transcription from YouTube:


THE SCANDINAVIAN HOTSHOT (FROM DULUTH)
As sung by Stan Boreson

1. There is a guy in Minnesota that you should know.
He's not a square and he's not a schmo.
There's a twinkle in his eye and I'll tell you why:
When he does the rumba, he's a real gone guy.

CHORUS: He's a Scandinavian hotshot.
He is a hotshot from Duluth.
He is a Scandinavian killer-diller.
For a polka he don't give a hoot.

2. He's got a herringbone suit and a lutefisk vest,
Not one hair upon his chest,
But the girls go wild when he asks to dance.
Got the rumba shirt and the conga pants. CHORUS

3. There's a girl in Minnesota and she's a queen,
The slickest chick(?) you've ever seen.
Then she heard about the hotshot from Duluth.
She says, "That's cute; he sounds real zoot(?)." CHORUS

4. To make the story shorter and to the point,
They met in a Minnesota jukebox joint.
They got along so good in rumba time
That they got hitched and raised a conga line.

LAST CHORUS: And now the Scandinavian hotshots,
They are the hotshots from Duluth.
They are a Svenska family with a Latin rhythm.
For the polka they don't give a hoot.

Well, that's the truth!


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Subject: Lyr Add: JUST A LITTLE LEFSE (Stan Boreson)
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 04:20 PM

Here's my transcription from YouTube:


JUST A LITTLE LEFSE
As sung by Stan Boreson and Doug Setterberg

CHORUS: Just a little lefse will go a long way.
Gives you indigestion most all of the day.
Put it on you menu; you'll be sure to say:
Just a little lefse will go a long way.

1. Lefse's good for many things; we can give you proof,
For tiling on the kitchen floor or patching up the roof.
People sometimes use it as the soles upon their feet,
And some folks think it's even good to eat.

2. Leif Erickson once had a boat; it was a leaky scow.
He said, "To beat Columbus, we has got to leave right now."
The boat was leaking badly as they neared the USA,
But he plugged the holes; yeah, lefse saved the day.

3. If you know what lefse is, then you can understood. [sic]
It looks and feels like plastic and it tastes just like plywood.
We don't know what invented it; we don't know who's to blame,
But if you are Norsk, you eat it just the same.


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Subject: Lyr Add: CHRISTMAS GOOSE (Stan Boreson)
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 04:21 PM

Here's my transcription from YouTube:


CHRISTMAS GOOSE
As sung by Stan Boreson & Doug Setterberg
Tune: SNOWBIRD, famously sung by Anne Murray

1. Well, holy smoke, it's Christmas time again!
My wife just sent me to the store to buy a roasting hen.
Their chickens were all gone, so what's the use?
And I wound up with one old scrawny skinny Christmas goose.

2. On the way back home, I stopped to have a brew,
And stayed for sev'ral hours 'cause I met some guys I knew.
When I got home, I gave my wife the goose.
When she hit me with a rolling pin, I swallowed all my snus. [=snuff]

3. If I had wings, then I would fly away,
And I would leave that old bat home until next Christmas day.
I just can't take no more of this abuse.
Why did she get so mad at me for just one Christmas goose?

4. There's no one quite so mean as Ingeborg
Than she is in the kitchen fixing Christmas smorgasbord.
She's big and strong and, boy, is she obtuse!
And she knocked me silly on account of just one Christmas goose.

5. If I had wings then I would fly away,
And I would leave that old bat home until next Christmas day.
It would be fun to be out on the loose,
But on second thought, I'll hang around and sha-a-a-are that Christmas goo-oose.


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Subject: Lyr Add: UNCLE SVEN IS COMING TO TOWN Stan Boreson
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 04:24 PM

Here's my transcription from YouTube:


UNCLE SVEN IS COMING TO TOWN
As sung by Stan Boreson
Tune: SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN' TO TOWN

1. You better watch out; have yourself a good cry.
You better watch out; I'm telling you why:
Uncle Sven is coming to town.
He's making a list and checking it once.
That is because he is such a dunce.
Uncle Sven is coming to town.
You can't tell if he's sleeping, or if he is awake.
He don't know if you're bad or good, so be bad for goodness' sake.

SPOKEN: Oh, Jiminy Christmas! That uncle Sven!
He's the way oddest fellow since I can't remember when.
Every Christmas he visits us here,
And then he stays over till happy New Year.
He knock on the door and says, "Here I are,"
And brings his own pickled herring in a great big fruit jar.
When he comes in, he says, "I won't be no trouble to you,"
But troubles we got, and there's quite a few.
Sven walks in and says, "Merry Christmas to all!"
And my wife and me, we got to sleep out in the hall.
He stays in the bathroom for two or three hours,
Shaving and things and taking those showers.
He drink up all the booze he can find,
And he says. "It's good for me; it help me unwind."
He takes a drink in the morning his nerves to improve,
And by noon he's so steady he can't even move. (Stoned, huh?)
He eats everything that we have in the house,
And he doesn't even leave nothing for our pet Christmas mouse.
Then after New Years we say, "Goodbye, Uncle Sven,"
But we know that next year it will happen again.

2. Oh, you better watch out; have yourself a good cry
You better watch out; I'm telling you why:
Uncle Sven is coming to town.
He drive us crazy.
Uncle Sven is coming to town,
But we still love him.
Uncle Sven is coming to town.


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Subject: Lyr Add: WHERE TO GO, WHERE TO GO, WHERE TO GO
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 04:25 PM

Here's my transcription from YouTube:


WHERE TO GO, WHERE TO GO, WHERE TO GO
As sung by Stan Boreson
Tune: LET IT SNOW

1. Oh, the weather outside is smoggy,
And the fumes make me feel groggy.
The oxygen count is low.
Where to go, where to go, where to go?
It doesn't show signs of stopping,
And my brain just feels like popping.
Pollution is here, and so
Where to go, where to go, where to go?

2. In Wisconsin it gets too cold
When we go out in the storm.
There's some parts that get fifty below,
And those parts we would like to keep warm.
Pollution is universal,
And it keeps on getting worse-al,
So I really would like to know:
Where to go, where to go, where to go?

3. If we finally get to Mars,
You may think you can take a deep breath,
But even way out among the stars,
I'll bet you'll be choking to death.
We're puffing and we're sneezing,
And we're coughing and we're wheezing,
And I sure would like to know
Where to go, where to go, where to go?

It's a puzzlement. And here's my advice to you: If you want to live, don't breathe! That's what I call ecology.


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Subject: Lyr Add: HO, HO, HO, DON'T EVER GO (Yorgesson)
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 04:27 PM

Here's my transcription from YouTube:

This song was written by "Yogi Yorgesson" (pseudonym of Harry Stewart) but I couldn't find a recording of him singing it.

HO, HO, HO, DON'T EVER GO
As sung by Stan Boreson
Tune: UP ON THE HOUSETOP

I got a nice red suit because
I think I'll impersonate Santa Claus.
Wearing a Santa Claus disguise
Will give my kids a big surprise.

The climb on the roof will be simple trick.
I'll come down the chimney like old Saint Nick.
Kids will be waiting at the fireplace
To see old Santa Claus' smiling face.

CHORUS: Oh, ho, ho! Don't ever go
Up on the rooftop; please don't go.
Average roof is much too slick.
You go up fast but you come down quick.

I climbed up the ladder and I got on the roof.
I'm a simple-minded goof.
It's very dark and I can't see.
I walk into the aerial of the TV.

I grabbed on the aerial before I know.
I knocked it loose and away we go.
I slip and slide and then I fell.
I land on my head and hear the Christmas bell.

CHORUS

Well, I fall on the fence and I knock down the gate.
The kids run outside to investigate.
I'm so unconscious from fall on head,
The kids think Santa Claus is dead.

Next day, my kids look mad with a frown.
The TV aerial has been knocked down.
Sesame Street they cannot see.
It's a lousy Christmas without the TV.

CHORUS


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Subject: Lyr Add: I'VE HAD A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS (Boreson)
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 04:28 PM

Here's my transcription from YouTube:


I'VE HAD A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS
As sung by Stan Boreson

Well the shirts were swell and the socks were fine,
All size twelve but my feet are size nine.
I've had a very merry Christmas.
You know, the watch won't run and the wallet's split.
The gloves are small and the pajamas don't fit.
I've had a very merry Christmas.
Ten dozen hankies embroidered up with roses,
Ten dozen hankies! She must think that I'm covered with noses.
Six neckties, they're all handmade.
They're lovely ties, but they're all the same shade.
I've had a very merry Christmas.

Jingle bells, jingle bells give my heart a lift.
Tomorrow I'll be on my way exchanging ev'ry gift.

SPOKEN: Oh I'm so disappointment! [sic] I have never been so disillusioned in my whole life?

'Cause the pen won't write and the slippers gap.
The bathrobe's tight and the camera won't snap,
But I've had a very merry Christmas.
Those darn cigars are much too strong.
The sweater's wide and the shorts are too long.
I've had a very merry Christmas.
I got six pairs of swim trunks, a present that my girl made.
Six pairs of swim trunks! She must think that I'm Minnie the mermaid.
The hat's too small and the ring ain't gold.
The muffler's tin and I caught a good cold.
I've had a very merry Christmas.

SPOKEN: Yeah, fine Christmas I had. Ah, don't get me wrong, though. I'm not too unhappy. I'm just miserable. But just wait till next year.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Songs sung by Stan Boreson
From: GUEST,Lars Wennberg
Date: 09 Oct 11 - 08:15 AM

The Word you couldn't figure out on Christms goose is Ingeborg.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Songs sung by Stan Boreson
From: Joe Offer
Date: 03 Nov 13 - 02:55 AM

Here's one that's almost "normal" - Enjoy Yourself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsadNBgoPio

I'm surprised to learn that Stan comes from Seattle - he sounds Hopelessly Midwestern....but see this interview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZBWXqOhvyk

How about some Scandahoovian cowboy songs? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhfoy7TVtzg


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Songs sung by Stan Boreson
From: GUEST,Beth Kolle
Date: 25 Mar 17 - 07:23 PM

Missing lyrics from Stan's Christmas Goose song:
Christmas hen, not ham
Snooze, not snus
Ingeborg


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