BS: Bonking To The Oldies

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Magpie
Date: 24 Sep 99 - 05:55 PM

Geez, Marion Do you really mean that you've never actually DONE IT to a piece of music? But hey, don't worry! You'll figure it out eventually.

Magpie

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Matthew B.
Date: 24 Sep 99 - 05:58 PM

I gotta tellya, the hottest we ever had was while listening to Gregorian Chants. Talk about intense!

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 24 Sep 99 - 11:11 PM

Marion, as with most things musical, just try it but if you want "professional" lessons I am willing to give lessons and charge £40 per time.

(only joking)

Jon

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: katlaughing
Date: 24 Sep 99 - 11:36 PM

AllanC: Desert Song by Coyote Oldman, right? Do you have Thunder Chord, too? It's great! Other exceptionally beautiful Native American tapes are Songs of the Indian Flute & More Songs of the Indian Flute by John Rainer, Jr. Keith Secola, Secola Music has some awesome songs out, including NDN Car (Indian Car) which has a great beat to it.

Bron: uh....LeeJ, I think it was, mentioned listening to Art Thieme's latest CD, which is all folk and trad., so, at least one of us has chosen phoakie:-)

And, yea, some of the Slack Key Guitar can be mighty fine. If you're really into rhythm, check the dumbeck solo album, Rhythm Essense.

kat

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Art Thieme
Date: 24 Sep 99 - 11:38 PM

"The Death Of Queen Jane" as sung by Bascom Lamar Lunsford (the same song over and over and over and over and over and over...) This definitely leads a couple to practice safe sex.

Art Thieme

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: WyoWoman
Date: 25 Sep 99 - 12:30 AM

Oh, yesss. Do I have some lovely memories of my kids' dad and "You Shook Me..." It was one of the first songs he learned when he was just learning to play guitar, and I remember these perfect, love-soaked, hot Oklahoma summer nights when we'd first gotten together -- our tie-dyed summer -- when I'd be falling asleep in this satisfied stupor and he'd sit beside me on the bed playing "You shook me ..." Mmmmm.

The marriage failed, but the memories linger ...

ww

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: WyoWoman
Date: 25 Sep 99 - 12:31 AM

P.S. Marion: It's simple: Just pay attention to the bass...

WyoWoman

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: bseed(charleskratz)
Date: 25 Sep 99 - 01:04 AM

Jackjack: I was thinking about posting that one--my wife sings it...aw, who am I kidding?

And Kat, "The Sultans of Swing" has taken us to climax on several occasions: I never hear the words, but that guitar solo: Ah, sweet mystery of life... --seed

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: alison
Date: 27 Sep 99 - 03:10 AM

another vote for the first Enigma CD, (modernised Gregorian chants, with some smutty french over the top... great!!).... partial to Robert Cray too..... Strong Persuader CD........

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Tony Burns
Date: 27 Sep 99 - 08:39 AM

"Smut" - Tom Lehrer.

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Margo
Date: 27 Sep 99 - 09:27 AM

I hadn't entered this thread because I thought, Naaaaahh, they don't mean that, do they? Hmmmm, I see we mudders share just about everything! WELL, I know this isn't exactly bonking but when Jack and I went on vacation we got a motel room with a hot tub. As Jack and I cozyed up together in a most intimate fashion, I found I couldn't resist singing, as the room had great acoustics. I sang every raunchy sea shanty full of inuendo, complete with hands on interpretation. (funny, his name being Jack....)But there usually are some naughty nautical references.....pipe me aboard sailor, and I'll climb aloft!

Margarita

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Big Mick
Date: 27 Sep 99 - 10:29 AM

Ahhhh bejazus, FAIR ONE, but don't I love "Strong Persuader" meself. Would you like to stop by and see my CD collection????? LOL

All the best,

Big Mick

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Les B
Date: 27 Sep 99 - 02:58 PM

Usually I start out with "Maiden's Prayer" and end up with "Faded Love".

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 27 Sep 99 - 05:09 PM

Definitely yes to Wes Montgomery and Dave Brubeck (but NOT "Unsquare Dance"!11). I think my preference is John Renbourne's "Sir John Alot and the Greene Knight".

(Gee, I'll have to get Art Thieme's latest and try it out.)

Linn

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Big Mick
Date: 27 Sep 99 - 08:42 PM

Well, I know what I said earlier, but I have to admit that everytime I hear "The Girl From the Hiring Fair", I start thinking in some fairly amorous terms. Especially when I hear the "smutty guitar part" to quote someone whom I pursue over the cyber hills and dales of the Mudcat. hahahahahahahahahahaha

BigMickbeingalittlemischievioushere

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 27 Sep 99 - 09:40 PM

Yep, we have found Art's CD to have a certain aphrodisiac effect. We were just catching a few rays on the back deck when the CD began to weave it's mysterious sensual spell. By Track 14 Way Down the Road we were fully under it's sway, and the pleasurable effect continued until Track 20 Is Your Lamps Gone Out . That's almost 25 minutes for those of you who are counting !!

Err...ummm... Thanks Art!!

LEJ and Lion

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Roger in Baltimore
Date: 28 Sep 99 - 03:46 PM

Van Morrison's CD "Moondance". Puts me in a pleasureable mood every time.

"Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers is my favorite couples song and can put me in the mood, but it doesn't last long enough to get past the foreplay.

Roger in Baltimore

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Roger the skiffler
Date: 29 Sep 99 - 08:27 AM

..being an oldie it would have to be the Minute Waltz (HER voice in the background "A whole minute? Your memory's going as well!")

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: WyoWoman
Date: 29 Sep 99 - 11:03 PM

Well, RiB, I'm just glad to hear that you factor in the foreplay...

ww

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: scouse
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 04:02 PM

any one tried Take Five from Dave Brubeck!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Jack (Who is called Jack)
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 04:13 PM

My hats off to anyone who can do it to those odd time signatures.

1-2-3-4-5-6-7 1-2-3-4-5-6-7

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: annamill
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 04:32 PM

scouse, No, but I have it at home and it worth the try!!

L.,A.

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: annamill
Date: 30 Sep 99 - 04:34 PM

'scuse, it's worth the try.

love, annap

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Bugsy
Date: 15 Oct 99 - 03:56 AM

Got to be the 1812. It's got the best climax!!!

bugsy

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: DonMeixner
Date: 16 Oct 99 - 02:06 AM

The Rightous Brothers would be my choice. A carefull mix of their ballads and the maybe The Moody Blues, Nights in White Satin. I'd also go for Procol Harums first album. And maybe Sam Cooke with a ballad mix. It all depends on the Muse tho'. Whatever strikes whoever's fancy is fine with me.

Don

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: TheMuse
Date: 16 Oct 99 - 08:50 PM

Depending on the mood, how about Barbra Streisand and "Evergreen" or Cream with "White Room"?

Righteous Brothers - are we talkin' "Ebb Tide" or "Little Latin Lupe Lu"?

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Lowden Unruly
Date: 17 Oct 99 - 10:49 AM

YES...YES...YES....Kind of Blue for long and tender and and South Austrailia by the Pogues for short and wild, with its' drum solo and screaming in the milddle and it's fast reel at the end . Don't forget to depress the repeat button . LU

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: kendall
Date: 17 Oct 99 - 04:36 PM

Some of my fondest memories come from smoking a joint and making love to ready?? That Carl Sagan universe thing.. COSMOS. Wild..

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: GUEST, Wanting to start the year right!
Date: 01 Jan 02 - 11:04 PM

Refresh

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: CarolC
Date: 01 Jan 02 - 11:11 PM

A little something by Ralph Vaughan Williams, perhaps. I think I mentioned in a thread a while back that this composer really understands musical forplay. I think his stuff qualifies as oldies by some standards.

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Tweed
Date: 01 Jan 02 - 11:31 PM

"Begger's Banquet," the whole thing with a "Sticky Fingers" back up just in case.

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 01 Jan 02 - 11:42 PM

Well, Carol, so do I! Qualify as oldies, that is.

Aloha,
Mark

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: CarolC
Date: 01 Jan 02 - 11:53 PM

I don't think so, Mark. I've seen your picture.

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Sorcha
Date: 01 Jan 02 - 11:58 PM

(What is bonking? I forget......grin)

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Rolfyboy6
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 12:06 AM

"Hoochie Coochie Man" by Muddy Waters. Great stop time riff. Also "Honey Bee". The whole old "Best of Muddy Waters" album
"Smokestack Lightning" by Howling Wolf, and the whole rest of the Wolf's 'Rocking Chair' album
Also, I have fond memories of the demure innocent-looking willowy blond who liked The Doors turned up REAL loud. "You're Lost Little Girl....", "Strange Days", "Yeah, I'm your Back Door Man!"
John Lee Hooker from the VJ period: "Dimples", "Boom, Boom, Boom", "Big Legs, tight skirt, just about to drive me out of my mind." One girl friend liked me to chase her around the house to that. "Crawlin' Kingsnake"
Slim Harpo: "Strange Love" warming up to "I want you to be my Ti-Na-Nee-Na-Ni."
Everything by Clarence Carter. "Strokin'"

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 12:58 AM

Well, Carol, in the words of an old Firesign Theatre routine, "Uh, it's an old picture." ("Precisely," was the reply.) But thanks. So there must be some other reason this thread doesn't apply to me...!

Aloha,
Mark

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: CarolC
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 01:07 AM

Nice try, Mark. I just checked the birthdays page. You're only two years (minus ten days) older than me. And I'm not old. So you can't be, either.

And I just found out that Big Mick and I are only seven days apart.

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Jeri
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 01:15 AM

Carol, now you're making me look at pictures and birthdays! I did discover that Big Mick said he was born in 1956, which I believe is untrue. Jeez - I didn't know guys lied about their ages!

Mark, I'm older than you, so you can just quit calling yourself an "oldie" or I'll have to come down there and spank you...

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 01:22 AM

Hey, Jeri, I had a college roommate who lied about his height! And, as I said, that means there must be some other reason why this thread doesn't apply to me. I said, THERE MUST BE SOME OTHER REASON...oh, the hell with it. I'll just sit here and play with my instrument.

Aloha,
Mark
(my new Martin 000-X1, of course...)
(and thanks for the offer, Jeri...at least you noticed.)

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: CarolC
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 01:35 AM

Ohhh... I get it. Well, strictly speaking, this thread probably doesn't apply to me right now, either. I think we're supposed to use our imaginations. I think I still have one of those.

But have fun with your instrument. I'm sure you'll both have a great time! (I'll have to wait for spring myself. I can't use the gasoline powered riding d*ldo Spaw invented for me until the grass starts growing around here again.)

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 02:12 AM

Hell's bells, woman, what are you waiting for? The fares are dirt cheap to Hawaii these days, and it's a lot warmer here than in them thar mountains of yourn! Besides, I need some lessons on my little red 32-bass Camerano! (*VBG*)

Aloha,
Mark

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: CarolC
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 02:27 AM

That's a pretty enticing offer, Mark. Let me just get through my birthday (*ahem* Jan 2) and then I'll have to give it some serious consideration.

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Jeri
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 02:43 AM

Then again, do you have a tradition of BIRTHDAY spanking in Hawaii? I can get there by the 12th, you know.

Carol, it IS the 2nd of Jan - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: CarolC
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 02:50 AM

Woah... you're right Jeri. I guess technically it's tomorrow already. Thanks!

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 03:18 AM

I'm just wondering what you two are doing up so late on a school night...

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: Deckman
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 03:43 AM

Someone asked about songs you sing or hum? Well, I can tell you a very funny story on Bride Judy and I. Early on, in our courtin' days, I once broke into Gene Autries "Back In The Saddle, Again." Well, she started laughing, then I started laughing, then we both kept laughing! I don't sing that song anymore! CHEERS, Bob

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: GUEST,hrothgar
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 04:07 AM

This old bloke died of a heart attack, and the widow was telling friends at the funeral how they used to make love every Sunday to the rhythm of the church bells - and if it hadn't been for that damn fire engine, he'd be alive today!

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: GUEST,frankie
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 04:56 AM

Al Green's Let's Stay Together, I'll second the Moondance LP but avoid The Gentle Side of John Coltrane unless thouroghly familiar with it as McCoy Tyners'intros are so brilliant they're distracting. Found that out the hard way (actually,the soft way). Also Bill Evans first LP with Waltz for Debbie on it.

f

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: gnu
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 05:26 AM

CC... Happy Bday !!! Perhaps you could start a small engine repair shop so the neighbours won't get suspicious. Or get Spaw to invent a super quiet muffler. Or is the noise required as a muffler ? Ooops, more tea, methinks.

Subject: RE: BS: Bonking To The Oldies
From: gnu
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 05:31 AM

A muffler for a muffler... right, tea... I'm going, I'm going.